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Mormons
>Tfw live in Utah
>tfw not a landlocked landcuck
Arizona
Posts his balding gf and then deletes the picture so nobody sees her failing hairline
>tfw archipelago master race
Why are Montréal and New York such great cities?
Because they are islands. They are isolated from the continental obtuse field peasants .
why is canada a big girl?
>xenophobic
...
I don't give two shits about her hairline. I deleted it because it's annoying when it floats around forever
>continental obtuse field peasants
is that you, evolanon?
>tfw I bully Arizona about his gf but I don't actually think she's a slut or balding because he keeps giving me (You)s
no, what is the evolanon?
>tfw i bully canada to the point of making her cry
the summit circle traditionalist
do they have no nose on purpose?
for you
>be argentinan
>get shot
the bouchard poster?
i think he lives in sherbrooke
its cuter that way
did they live
...
She was murdered.
Fuck the Pope
1527 best year of my life
seems like only one of the 4 got shot, and is currently in serious condition after having the bullet surgically removed from her back
> Montreal
> New York
> Great
Are you hook nosed or just retarded?
Clueless was an absolute fucking SLAMFEST
Brittany Murphy
Alicia Silverstone
Stacey Dash...guess I would have fucked her too
But imagine a double succ off my Brittany and Alicia
I've had huge bags under my eyes for over a month
I look like poooooo
I hate having a job that requires me to have a Facebook page. I hate all social media, including yours
Bought a box of Thin Mints, buds
can I have one?
>including yours
rude
my FB page has only the dankest memes
Yeah
I can lend you the facebook profile we made for an inflatable doll I received a couple years ago.
thanks bud
have a qt
what sort of job is it?
i can't think of many that i'd think would require that
why don't canadians eat grilled cheese sandwiches
its been too long since Ive had one
literally ate one not three hours ago
uh ohhhhhhh
Canadians aren't actually people, its just clever smoke and mirrors set up by the British Government and run as a discreet joint op with the United States
T. knower
i think they're just as common here as they are in the US aren't they
i didnt know what to eat
now i know, thanks burger friend
How do we turn Radical Stoicism into a meme?
>grilled cheese
I make croque-monsieurs with artisan sourdough bread and aged cheddar.
wish life was like anime
stay woke brother
stay redpill
>Natural disasters with many injuries but exactly one fatality
That'd be a pretty gay way to die
tfw no feel
...
and black forest ham from your local boucher?
my third poop today
i wonder what caused it
maybe it's those weird fruit flavor gum things i have been eating at work
What's working as a general clerk in a big supermarket like?
whats the conversion ratio on gf's/USD?
I did it in my teens. I was a smart kid so I did what was asked well and nobdy gave me shit. The manager was a cool guy.
It's boring, people don't care about you, you're invisible. Forget about flirting the cashiers, you're at the bottom of the food chain.
I made most of my money in tips from bringing deliveries to cars.
I had to quit because I found a job paying two times the wage at the supermarket.
>Forget about flirting the cashiers, you're at the bottom of the food chain.
must suck being ugly
Post a Mexican qt who looks like Mexico in the OP
Who /eastcoast/ here?
you
I FUCKING HATE SNOWBIRDS
GET THE FUCK OUUUUUTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>least coasters
I know I post a lot of shit but please read this shit
Just takes a minute and it's fucking important
>finally making a plan to go back to ohio and live on my own in a few months
>can't shake the feeling that literally everything will happen to prevent me from achieving it
I might actually kill myself if it all falls through
nigger
thanks, didn't plan on flirting or talking anyway
what state
Stop whining
>when a connetidumb replies to you
>media is trying to shill for muslims because islamiphobia
>#notallmuslims
>translated videos of muslim priests in Canadian mosques are surfacing where they advocate for jewish genocide
>theres been Canadian politicians going to these places to photo op
kek
I hate women
>Californians are so turned on by east coasters that they have to take pills to surpress their urges
Link them rms' website
I like nice women
I was actually a 10/10, confirmed by one of the hottest girl at school at that time.
I was getting eyebanged by moms.
It was just the unwritten rules of the social fauna of a big supermarket.
>conneticunts think putting a boy in a skirt makes them a girl
Pretty meh
I worked at Walmart and you just scan items and judge which customers you say hi too
Most dont want you to talk except for old ladies
There is unironically going to be a race war soon. We can't prevent it at this point.
post pics or you're an ugly lying cunt
Is Montréal considered East Coast?
For lent should I give up shaving?
>californian deflection
c'mon bud
i feel like the maritimes are our east coast, but prairiefags consider quebec and ontario east coast
That was 10 years ago, now I'm a balding adult, I've lost my eyebrows due to leukemia meds, years of heavy alcoholism ruined my face.
But I still have a fan club.
Fucking ice cold out today.
It's more of a keep religion out of politics and law thing, which is how it's supposed to be in Canada.
They're trying to give the religion special snowflake privileges. Over in the EU some lawmakers have charged people with blasphemy for burning the muslim book. Canada still has blashpemy laws that both governments refuse to get rid of despite them not being used for a few decades. They already want to give it special status for hate speech. Hate speech laws barely do anything so what does that even mean?
>now I'm a balding adult, I've lost my eyebrows due to leukemia meds, years of heavy alcoholism ruined my face.
Kys
>be southern california
>get pneumonia when the temperature drops below 65 degrees
blew my mind
In philosophy class lol
I am learning French and will spend this summer in a language program in Paris, hopefully becoming pretty good by the end.
Will Quebecois French be intelligible to me, or is the accent too thick? It might be fun to visit Montreal some time. I remember reading that curses in Quebecois are based on items in a Catholic mass which, if you try to use them in France, just sound like someone shouting about altars and hosts and tabernacles.
:^) cum here when it's 110 and we'll talk.
the funny thing is paris will be a nice city for your standard because you're used to niggers lol
who /lives in south and not partying for Mardi Gras again/ here
Just saw on the news a bunch of normies get hit by an suv at a mardi gras parade in Alabama
wooooow 110
Ive gotten heat stroke from one hundred and 12, you baby
Most folks in Montréal and tourist spots speak standard french. Yeah it's a bit different than the continental french but you'll manage.
I want to see architecture and museums, then I'll hopefully spend the weekends riding trains to neighboring cunts
I also don't sperg out when I see non-whites because I live in Atlanta
Speaking of Atlanta, pic related
only low class scum speak jouale
>not a costu-