*talks slowly*
*talks slowly*
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Alexander Cox
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
DUDE DISTURBING THE BRAINS NATURAL LOGICAL EXPANSION BY SENDING IT OFF INTO WILD TANGENTS THAT SOULD NOT BE ACCESSED UNTIL A CERTAIN AGE LMAO
DUDE UNEARNED SENSE OF SUPERIORITY LMAO
DUDE SOUR GRAPES LMAO
John Campbell
kettlebells literally encrusted with weed, dunked in MCT oil and thrown off of buildings, Fear Factor style
Cameron Allen
BRIAN SHUT UP
Cooper Gutierrez
t. redditor
Angel Kelly
DUDE WOLVES LMAO
Christian Murphy
>DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
sounds like someone needs some acid
Ryan Green
>Everything I don't like is reddit.
Ryder Young
I don't understand how anyone can unironically like this human piece of shit
Jeremiah Thomas
t. redditor named dannyboytbh
Michael Gutierrez
>r/joerogan
Jace Green
>you'll never be as pathetic as joe rogan's stalker that constantly shitposts about him here
He even created a subreddit to talk shit about him.
Benjamin Collins
>t. redditor named BrianW1999
Austin Carter
He's the smartest retarded person I've ever listened to. He is just intelligent enough to be able to string together coherent sentences but still too stupid to attach any sort of intellectual meaning to his pronouncements.
Samuel Hughes
which comedian is the biggest closet case?
joe rogan?
luis j gomez?
bobby kelly?
Adrian Ward
DUDE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP LMAO
Jose Williams
You think even ONE person knows who they are, you autistic cunt?
Brayden Cook
I feel like Rogan is the kind of guy who would be totally open about it if he were gay.
Jonathan Richardson
dude curse every other word like i just discovered curse words so i can make my already intellectually void ramblings seem even more dumb lmao
Adam Anderson
He's so deep in the closet he doesn't even know where the door is
Jordan Perez
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Kayden Cook
how are you able to tell?
Jacob Myers
Bob kelly was touched as a kid so that explains him.
Parker Hernandez
>Millions of people's lives changed demonstrably
>LOL no its fake weed is for FAGS
Hmmm...
Joseph Hall
Because straight guys know when gay guys are faking straight as easily as a gay guy could tell a guy faking gay.
Logan Phillips
...
Anthony Johnson
i'm autistic i can't tell when anyone is faking anything
Ryan Collins
>Attacks Mencia 24/7 as a joke stealer
>Is pretty much the reason people caught wind of it
>"Nobody ever calls someone a thief unless they are a thief"
>Schumer shamelessly steals material both in her stand up and her TV show
>"But parallel thinking, bro"
>"Who watches MAD TV anyways"
I lost every single ounce of respect for him when he did that.
Caleb Allen
Ok
Joshua Garcia
Isaac Lewis
>cuk
Connor Wood
> fascinating
Jayden Baker
>how dare you sir
Xavier Wilson
Joe "They did this study" Rogan
Joe "Pull that up Jamie" Rogan
Nah, Rogan is definitely closet homo. Or at least curious.
Juan Gutierrez
He seems like he would be into trannies and twinks as well as women, but isn't in a position to admit it publicly
Isaiah Kelly
>it's a "Joe mentions how hot he thinks Bailey Jay is" episode
What did he mean by this?