Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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no just watching thread playing around on my phone

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Its great. Rewatching some old classics.

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I see. Must be pretty boring then

so, Dragonball abridged? Should watch those too, I couldn't stop laughing at these

They released the latest Hellsing lately
youtu.be/fMihrAbG4RY

you i think im going to head to bed now actually. night

fucking finally!

Thanks for linking it

goodnight tomo, sleep well

Night

I can also feel the scab from my surgery in my mouth. Its very damn hard for some reason.

>that fanbase is... diverse

And I have no idea how to help with that

Not the only thing that's hard in your mouth.

Says you.

Fuck you, thats how. Zorin, was it? Listen, Zorin, this whole fookin place is my house. You aint the queen vampire bitch here. I am. And you know what Brits always say...
God...
Save....
The Queen...

You wish :^)

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W-What?

>Implying

>convict

Just saying that you're one to talk.

what's wrong with sitting down to pee?

>Nope

I am not!

Good lad.

Nothing. in fact its because people believe this and do the opposite that mens restrooms are always shit compared to the ladys room.

>mfw
That was fucking epic

Totally not had anything hard in your mouth...

As someone that's seen both, there are horrors in the lady's room that you just don't want to see.

Where the fuck did you go? lady's room are almost always better.

my mom used to change me in girls bathrooms when I was like 12 :o

You have balls to admit that.

You never seen a lady's room at a fucking bar?

It's an anonymous image board, like it needs balls to admit things.

That's the most bullshit lie ever. The ladies rooms are fucking terrible. Toilet paper everywhere, piss all over the place, trash just thrown about, toilets often clogged from toilet paper that DID make it in. I'd rather clean 10 men's restrooms before a single ladies.

my mom touched me balls ._.

well a bar is a bar user. it's always shit.
t. Indian peasant
hot

Look dude, the most you really get in a men's room is someone that's managed to miss the fucking urinal. I've seen things in a lady's room that just weren't right. So many women that don't seem to know how to dispose of tampons...

Oh heya Anya~

How are you?

I'm good! You?

Same here, having fun with other anons and reading something for university

How's Mako?

my community college has a unisex bathroom, it's really clean so I always use it :o

It really was

What're you studying at university?

You know you could just ask Mako that, right?

Yeah, unisex bathrooms are always strangely clean.

SAY MY NAME!
>proceeds to grind her head against the wall

Psychology, Philosophy and IT as part of the teacher accrediation program

I thought she's be asleep

Ah, right, how are you enjoying it?

Mako is still at work, I think doing a patrol right now though.

SAY MY NAME YOU NAZI BITCH!

Faggots

I SAID SAY MY FUCKING NAME! SAY IT!

fuck me :o

youtube.com/watch?v=gOr9P61OQu0

I'm enjoying it very much at the moment

I see... well, I don't want to bother her then

SEEEERAAAAS VICTORIAAAAAAAAOOOOOUUGGHH

カラミチーマス

>Me
>Ever asleep
>

>Indian peasant
Please, that's literally just how ladies rooms are. Like, everywhere.

The one at my work is ALWAYS clean...namely cause no one uses it.

this is fucking horrible lol :o

Sexy Grandma Loli

I fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE

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That's good! So you want to become a teacher or something?

I use the ones at uni sometimes, if they're closer. It's pretty neat. Also, I dunno, I could make you sleep.

Well done.
You do sleep though.
And dont you fucking forget it.

Oh come on, even you have to sleep!

That's the plan at the moment, yeah

:whew:

IS THAT CHALLENGE?! IS 144 THE MAGIC NUMBER?!

Pretty sure I've said this, but Lelei la Lelena is best GATE girl. Rory is a close second. But Tuka a shit. Literally PLOT DEVICE: THE CHARACTER (who is an elf with tiddies)

I used to want to be a teacher, I ended up chasing a dumb dream instead though. It wasn't a bad thing, but I do wonder if teaching would've been better sometimes.

I'm getting to the point again where I'm just saying things and they somehow manage to work.

I agree in regards to waifus, Lelei is objectively best. Rory just fits me better. Just explain that to Ran, Kurumi and Dio though.
Just sleep already. Youll be fine. The shadow people wont hurt you.

So, what's the dream you chased then?

sure, I'll call the ambulance to knock you out (their number is 144 here)

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Eh?!

I know they won't, I've got a police siren hidden under my bed. :^)

You cheeki cunt, I mean hours awake! My previous record being 120.

> not even wearing tims
Tim heeled is clearly dominant waifu silly cucks
> got a sushi captcha kek

Game development. It's a hard thing to get into, but worth it. Hopefully it'll mean I can do some pretty cool things, and I'll probably get to move to another country of some kind if I try hard enough.

What?

... Don't stay awake that long. It's not healthy

I see. I wish you good luck with that!

What's that mean?!

I know it's not. I slept like, 16 hours after I finally fell asleep, and felt like death for a few days after.

Thanks! I'm working on some pretty neat stuff right now, and my plans for next year are even better, so I'm really happy with where I am.

I'm saying that it's becoming effortless for me to say these things! You've ruined me, I used to be so pure and innocent!

Hehe, you were quite easier to corrupt than I thought~
>Implying you were pure or innocent
Lying isn't nice, Nee-chan~

Then you're safe. Just sleep already. It calls to you.
I would guess not. Its all us, not him :^)

Or was I already corrupt to begin with? You just had to bring it to the surface again.

Huh?

Quads of truth

I think there was even an experiment were they kept someone awake as long as possible and he fell into shock... or died... something like that, not sure though

Good luck with that! I'm afk for now, making food warm.

That experiment was a creepypasta
I think we unlocked your corruption

Nah m8. I don't even feel tired right now.

I'm not sure, what do you think, Nee-chan~?

I remember that. He got to a point where his heart just gave. I'm not that dumb. That 120 was a very rare and complicated situation, where I just kinda did a dumb.

Nah, it happened before I came here I think. Blame Mako.

I think you may have just brought out something that was there all along. Maybe.

...I'm okay with either way~
>I'm now imagining your grind looking over this thread cause of the bathroom stuff earlier and seeing all this

I didn't show her this thread! Like I'd show my friend Sup Forums

Ive gotten the most amount of damage in a single turn, by a single Pathfinder character, sorted.
>implying maximum starting scores of 18 each
>implying every attack hits, crits and rolls maximum numbers on the dice
2,295 damage in a single turn.
Monks are hardcore. Fighters cant even break 1500.

>Not introducing your friend to the ass of the Internet
Shamefur dispray!

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What the fuck mang.

KITTY!

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It's bad enough that she has a tumblr...

No GM would ever let me build this monstrosity. Its way too broken. Wizards wish they could deal this amount of damage in a turn. And they reshape reality at this level. These are the fists that reshape Cthulhu.
>he has a max HP of 774
>this character hits that AC with his bonus alone
>AC 49, bonus to hit on final attack +41
>fights Cthulhu as if Cthulhu was flat footed
>literally walks INTO CTHULHU TO FIGHT HIM
>immune to fear
>can pass most of the mind affecting shit by rolling a 12 or higher
>monk has 340 HP and AC 55 while not wearing armor or carrying less than 22,400 pounds
Its basically a healslut from soloing Cthulhu.

Y tho

Literally how the fuck do you come up with this shit, Rory?

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Herolab. I use the modules you can buy to build characters. I dont need to bother making the strongest in DnD 3.5, thats been covered.
>fucking Pun-Pun
>divine squirrels everywhere

I think that one was my fault too...

Pun-Pun was a mistake.

He was a glorious mistake. Kobald god of gods.

I kind of want to find a DM that's naive enough to let me Pun-Pun

Not a cat
Are you trying to pet me?

I fell asleep again

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Is everything alright user?

Theres no one that stupid, unless they were first timers and completely green. Justifying the use of the celestial template and everything would be difficult. Im thinking extreme backstory is required.

I unfortunately remember being nearly that naive as a DM. I let people get away with things they shouldn't have, and it fucked me. Although it was kind of fun to allow stuff just because it seems cool.

I play with veteran DMs, so I could never get away with something like my Monk build. I wouldnt even get away with a minmax, because they craft shit to directly oppose it.

>9 posts in the hour I've been gone
Jeebus

I have been chatting with Chara