How do I make my dick bigger?

How do I make my dick bigger?

> protip : you can't

Reincarnation?

watch porn? usually works...

rub it vigorously

>"Tip"
Kek

Surgery is your only hope.

get bitten by a werewolf

Come on guys I don't mean an erection. Even with an erection I seem kind of small.

Shoot yourself and be reincarnated as someone not like you.

it's genetic, there is literally nothing you can do about it

Tell it to stop being an onion

lose weight

lemme guess, you are secretly hiding a meatball in there?

This is really my dick.

Bullshit. That's a nipple, surely.

Haha, fag. Everyone on Sup Forums knows the average cock size to satisfy a girl is 8 INCHES MINIMUM with a girth the size of at least a girl's arm. Sorry, beta fag.

Circumcise and convert to Judaism. Who needs girls if you can have shekels

Cut body fat, gain lean muscle
Start jelking, Get full blown strong erections but don't cum, just let the muscle get pumped with blood often.
Start cycling roids, counter to internet troll wisdom steroids make your dick not only bigger but shoot your libido way up.
Also shave your shit clean

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youre gonna need to cryogenically freeze yourself like a popsicle until you tech improves so you can have a larger one grown in a petrie dish from your own dna. then simply cut off your current "baby dick" with scissors and have a certified professional attach your new one. good luck.