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pay up piggies edition

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*slashes your windpipe*

Do they give soldiers steroids

>you will never pound a cute girl doggystyle and smell the sweat wafting up from her bumcrack

link to her twitter

VILLA ARE GOING DOWN

Janny's gonna do his absolute melon

only in shittier hemispheres are these true

DRUMPF BTFO NAZIS BTFO

send me the original image NOW

sent

mrs may at calais jungle away

wonder about the stank of her arse
would love a good whiff. snniiiiffffffff

Why kids, Kenny??

Did that last night

nah sterons aren't that good for soldiers

they give out a lot of speed though, especially to pilots

Pizza's here
express to my thighs

the drink of choice

Really makes one do a ponder

describe the smell

nice
looks a bit spicy for me though

brap

>>>/cum/

>he unironically buys pizza pizza

ahha

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*sniiiffffffff* hmmm yeeees........... quite exquisite....................... *sniffffffff* brap you say? maybe broop? hmmmmm......

gooning at this image

>It's so hard for yanks to buy alcohol they have to look at pictures on the internet

creasing

describe the smell brother

This was edited. Horsey was pro-Clinton

When does life get interesting?

Covers filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 28 February 2017

71743501
don't get it, is this a leaf joke?

sipping a goon bag

>Pizza's here

unironically eating pizza pizza

considering copping one of these lads

>no mushrooms
dun goofed

mixture of pic related and sweat

first time you smoke herion

maybe pizza pizza is a takeaway in leaftown

youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g

nice song x

>SSJ-100
good lad

post ancient memes

is this a jav code?

candleja

u havin a double decker lad

>normies are holding a cheeky party this Friday
>they didn't invite me

Never been here, have you?

not ancient but one of the funniest of all time

listening to vaporwave

(that's vapourwave to you)

I live in the Flat Spracklen House building in Duke Place Marlow on the 2nd floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 47 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put moosey on bear death row while recording my morning youtube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video I upload it to my youtube channel. On Facebook I share a direct youtube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and on Twitter a media attachment of me and my guitar. Then I spy on the dentist which I do for 10 minutes while I prepare my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the DPD truck, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

i am so ready for HD

amazon web servers are down and half of the internet is not working reEeeEE

Great britain? More like not so great shitain

United kingdom? More like the disunited queendom

Downloaded a 163 GB torrent yesterday and now my WiFi isn't working

Bit worried I've been done lads

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pizza's here

Genuinely feel disgusted by people who work in something like sales or banking and have absolutely no care about what they do as long as they make lots of money. No idea how people can live such an inauthentic life desu.

really want a pizza now. thanks canuck

youtube.com/watch?v=pnY2uaRm3wQ nice song x

should've bought the wire for 50 quid on blueray after all

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whos your internet provider

twitter.com/chelseafindom97?lang=en

Find it odd that any yank poster could be Hispanic but this one rorke harasses the lad with the Puerto Rico flag

i work in pharmaceutical sales lmaooooo

I've probably visited more countries than most of you

My list
>From
Scotland

>Been
England
Ireland
Denmark
Sweden
France
Netherlands
Belgium
Spain
Andorra
Italy
Vatican city
Germany
Austria
Hungary
Poland
Czech republic
Mexico
United states
Turkey

but if i have more money I can buy things that will make me happy

It's fun but not nearly as good as you're implying.

Up the nose in a solution form is vastly better but still nothing to write home about.

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puerto is a vile cunt who is hated by everyone

hello spic

might be getting a new computer soon lads

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What was it? A picture of your mum?

Disgusting, get yourself a more honest job NOW.

You'll be just as depressed when you earn lots of money, and you'll be working in an immoral job

shan't be clicking this at all

i've never left my town

Fact.

cant imagine caring. dont know why im responding to you but ive literally ben too more.

you've done nothing in South America or asia. What the fuck?

2-0 VILLA COME ON

>pepperoni
too greasy

hello spic

but if I have lots of money I can find a nice wife

Just ate another highly dank meal.

Remember lads 3000 calories, 180g protein, 40g fibre each and every day keeps the doctor away.

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what happens if i'm ambivalent?

yeah you have been to more cunts than me

>from
England

>lived in
England
USA

>been to
Scotland
France
Belgium
Germany
Mexico
USA
China

>going to be going to in the foreseeable future
China
Taiwan
Japan
Korea

What does it mean if your piss is completely transparent and just looks like water coming out of your cock?

come on union score a goal it is really very simple
put the ball into the net and we'll go doopin mental

Tbf all of these save 3 are European countries which are fuck off cheap and easy to visit from the UK, if I were in the UK I would've visited many more than that, for example Portugal. Also HOWLING at your inclusion of England

>gif
fuck off

Don't theirs bears

not drinking enough

>Bean
Scotland
Ireland
Wales
France
Spain
Germany
Belgium
Netherlands
Italy
Turkey
Malaysia
Brunei
USA
Gambia

yea.... i've bee around *puffs on pipe*

who was the most irrelevant US president? Ford?

well hydrated bro

It means ur well hydrated. Good job brother.

Nice list mate

/fit/8pol/his/out/k/

masterrace reporting in
read mosley, spengler, & evola and stop being a little shit, then go for a hike