Ejaculated at least once every other day

>ejaculated at least once every other day
>aged 20 started at 11
>I've ejaculated bare minimum of 1642 times
>tfw its probably 3 times that amount but I never kept count
>tfw I've ejaculated 8 times some days only to ejaculate another 3 times next morning
>almost 2 thousand loads wasted by cumming onto socks, tissues, my hands, my own mouth, stolen girls clothing and the floor
>tfw no gf
>tfw there will be thousands more wasted ejaculations because I could never raise a child of my own

I know most go through this but I just can't help but feel amused by it all, a girl has never shown me affection, I have never been with one I have missed out on teenage sex and even if I pay for Polish and Bulgarian escorts £150/hr I will always feel alone.

Get serious about stopping masturbation wh*te man.

Everyone knows the Christian "If you jack off you'll go blind" myth

However last night I was jacking it to some real good material and when I came my eyes started to spasm and my vision blurred for a second or two.

I'm scared.

After a week I felt so alone I gave in, I don't see the benefits of abstaining I might as well have something to make me feel good even if its only momentarily

Have you ever even tried getting a gf?

>Have you ever even tried getting a gf?
Its impossible, I have a greater chance of being hit by lightning than actually receive genuine, unpaid for affection on a regular basis from a partner

gonna need source of that webm

also pro tip most human beings feel alone even in relationships because human beings are never truly able to fully empathize with other people

If you complain that you're a virgin and don't have a gf while never even trying to get one, then unironically kill yourself you pathetic beta faggot.

your blood pressure spiked

I hate public transport

Solution : next time you cum and every time after that will be in or on a woman

Now fuck off and give webm sauce before you go

Stop masturbating.

Don't be stupid britbro, do you want to get cancer? Stop doing it! I know it's very very hard, but you have to stop it!

I can't stop it, while this thread has been up I've ejaculated twice

Isn't it backwards

I want to believe that what all you're saying it is true and not a joke. Anyway, the best thing you can do is to do exercise. Join the gym and you'd do a favor to your body and your mind. Please listen OP. Doing exercise implies not masturbation

Exercise usually makes me want to cum even more, post cardio faps make me cum buckets

I have masturbated 55 times this year

Livia puts it so well in the Sopranos

>in the end, you die in your own arms

i used to do it everyday sometimes multiple times a day over years, a few time 5 times a day

i am a frequent masterbater

every other day is pretty good

> "If you jack off you'll go blind"
I've never even heard this

Fuck, it sure feels weird realizing that I've masturbated approximately 4000 times in my life.