Le me

>le me
>le me with elder sister in the house alone
>flash her my cock
>got ass kicked
>apologise
>fap to her furiously in bathroom with her bra
>finds out
>kek kicks ass like no tomorrow
>half naked from the shower
>gets hard
>sighs and leaves
>silent treatment for weeks

what language is this

Hid drugs at a former friend's house and called in an anonymous tip. She got 3 years and lost custody of her kids.

kek

Lead a girl on for like 9 months making her think I loved her because I couldn't get anyone else and I enjoy sex.

I think we've all done that at some point in our lives.

I wish I could post more securely, I wouldn't feel safe giving half of mine.

9fag

had access to a friend's facebook, hoarded all the naughty pics from conversations and fapped furiously, she has no idea, i'm still fapping over her and the things she wrote

fapped while a girl slept in my sister's bed,she has no idea

Die already

what the fuck is this shit

bump

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>be me
>be 12 years old
>goes to best friend house and asks if he wants to taste a new soda at my shed.
>he gets excited
>when at shed i find the cup of my piss that i hid for this very moment
>i tell him he has to drink it all.
>he doesnt realize its piss
>i stare at him, silently chuckling.
>he's still drinking it.
>i ask if he liked it
>he says its a bit warm
>i lol
>next day at school i looked for him
>wasnt there
>heard from his teacher that he was at home, terribly sick.
>i walk away...dont know what to feel, i have no idea why i did this in the first place.

Kekd

sure

Great detail user

I once paid 99 cents for a dollar bag of chips and no one said anything. Haunts me to this day.

Did he die?

voted for that cunt hilary

Told a suicidal girl to fucking kill herself lol

Nha, but everytime he has to pee he gets a panic attack. haven't seen him in almost a decade though. He might've died of future complications due to my pee pee.

You fucking savage!

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I've done this but not for 9month

Just report it

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If you were to blast the girl skull while you dick still in her mouth her jaw would lock (because of the shock) and you would have lost your dick in the most painful way.

She actually did it. Surprisingly enough she didn't blame me or mention me in her suicide note.

In primary school there was a kid named chad his mother had two miscarriages and one time he asked me and my friend why do women get a c section? and I said to get the miscarriages out.
My friend started laughing his ass off
2 days later chad moved away because of this.
Good times.

The most evilest thing I've ever done? I one time whacked the shit out of my cat for swiping me, and even threw it against a wall. Thing drooled after that. Pretty sure I brain damaged it.

Wew lad
Kek

and you feel no remorse for that?

I started a campaign of harassment against a girl who's mother just became an hero.
I then manipulated her till I got to fuck her, at which point I told her to fuck off and never speak to me again.

>be me
>mom tells me to clean my room
>i say no
>she gets mad
fin

No, not really. Bummer but oh well, it was going to happen anyway.

stole about 150$ from a guy i was homeless with.
he was a junkie and i used the money to get back on my feet.

I once kidnapped and killed a young boy and buried him only a few houses down from the parents. Funny seeing it all over the news. "bring william home"

>pee pee

downloaded a whole album of taylor swift >:D

>Struggling to think of any evil things I've done
>inb4 didn't seed muh torrents
when i was like 11 I threw rocks at the neighbours' roof for no reason.

how do you know he moved away because of that?

This him?

Perfect murder

woah, nice one sherlock.

yeah lol

share share share

They last saw him buying pizza

kek

The truth is that you don't know for a fact that she would have done it anyway.

Because he said that to us on day before he moved.

Is that evil? That's just puverty.

i made my brother suck my cock on a dare

Same. I don't know how goody-two-shoes Sup Forums is that they're even able to post the most evil thing they ever did. There's not enough proxies in the world for me to even admit anything in my top 10

>be 17
>in juvenile detention
>some other kid there is really small and feminine and cute in a boyish way
>turns out he was 12, one of the youngest in there
>also turns out he's gay
>get bright idea to fuck him because horny and all gays are sluts, right?
>he's begging and pleading say he's a top not a bottom
>didn't know what that meant at the time
>blow load balls deep in him while he's crying
>he never told anyone
>ended up doing that on a regular basis until he was released
>mfw never got in trouble for it

I don't believe you.

kek

He can't keep getting away with this

Nice work user, any more to the story?

I jerked off while I was talking to my sister. She was in the bed next to me and I was talking. I was fapping.

woah

I was sadistic to animals when I was a kid. I remember I used to kick and throw my cat to the wall or dig a hole in the grass and trap a little chicken in there

No I was just bored kek

>chicken

Oh come on guys. It's not like anyone's gonna report you to the FIB or police. We are all Anonymous after all, at least give us a hint at what you did

introduced my best friend to heroin

i pretended that i tried it out and it was awesome, but in reality i never used it kek

kek

I....I p-put the screw... in the tuna.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
feel free to share your stories, no one will take them too seriously here anyway

committed murd3r

...damn this hits close to home
should I feel bad about this?

Stop baiting the underage into reavling his cringy ways

> Worked at movie theatre box office
> Pokemon movie had promotion of 1 free random game card per ticket
> stole nearly all of them and sold them at the card shop.
> no fucks given

lol I remember that mew card. I traded it to an autist at school for a holographic charizard, venasaur, chansey, like 10 of his sega genesis games, a bunch of plastic gameboy cartridge cases and around 20 dollars in quarters. Biggest profit ever.

Faggot

That's evil? I've been doing that to an unloveable girl for over a year now. She could easily get married and have babies like she wants right now on looks alone, but that's all she has to offer to most people.

You spelled autistic wrong user

>Mid 2000' social network site called Mingleville
>Had a fake profile where I chatted a lass up, Used my real account to also chat to her but use what I found in the fake to win her over
>Gets kinky asks for cock picks
>Use this ole place to find cock picks of massive cocks all looking the same
>Send them
>falls for it and loves it, send me tonnes of nudes
>realise this shits going to far delete account
>on the forums wondering where I went
>Real me tells her to chill out
>She gets offensive to me gives me shit
>Think fuck you
>Send nudes she sent my fake account to her BF anonymously,
>Wasn’t aware they had been together for 5 years
>Didn’t realise she was engaged
>Even though she was a slut felt bad as her entire family and friends completely fucked her off.
Felt really bad, She ended up trying to commit suicide and lives a very fucked up life now. Fuck knows why I did it but meh it’s done now.

Bully revenge.
> be in junior high
> everything good except for one asshole that won't leave me alone
> hatch idea
> bring piece of fiberglass insulation to school with me in a plastic bag
> wait till gym class
> everyone changing out of street clothes and into their gym-strip
> purposefully go slow and take my time till I'm last one in the locker room
> take out fibreglass from back pack and rub down the inside of bullies street clothes
> join class in gym, run around and shit for an hour, then back to locker room to change back to street clothes
> watch bully start itching about a minute after changing
> it gets worse, bully starting to get vocal about it
> 10 minutes into the next class, bully is going nuts and scratching himself all over
> other kids joke about him having fleas / lice
> bully ended up being excused from class and sent home
> evil laugh

what kind of drugs ? I suppose you don't take 3 years just if you stash some weed at home, right ?

did a favor that day

lets just say I have done fictional things and some were artistic works.

>Be me, 13
>Cousin staying over (10)
>She sleeps in my bed
>Horny
>Fap while sniffing her hair
>Couldn't cum, so I decided to stop
>30 Minutes later I have to piss
>piss directly on her and all over the bed because i couldnt cum sniffing her hair
>blamed her
>parents didnt let her leave the house for a month and she hasnt been allowed at family reunions for the past 7 years
kek

>Be me, at 28.
>I watched a fly try to get out through the window, as it repeatedly hit its head against the glass.
>Went downstairs and had breakfast.
>Came back.
>It wasn't there.
>It's haunted me for 40yrs now.
>I'm a bad person.

well maybe the fly was your friend who got trapped in it's body.

Ran over a dog when I was driving.

Drove off while it rolled around on the ground with probably lots of broken bones.

Never looked back

piss overdose

lol should've stopped to take some pics to fap to though

Sometimes when I'm driving and there's no one else on the road I don't signal before changing lanes.

MODS
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Why user

When i was like 12, i raped a younger kid. He thought i was pretending to hold him for fun but i was actually rubbing my little dick on hiss little ass with clothes on.
Threw a little chicken in the fire.
Hanged a kitten on a tree until it almost passed out.

I've been fucking my gf in her sleep.

First time was fucking intense.

She has no idea

Damn dude, it's gonna be pretty hard to too that

I work at a cinnabon and jizz in the icing before I lock up

Your edge is showing

> had a bottle Blavod (black vodka)
> told friends I was pouring shots
> 4 shots of black vodka
> filled 5th shot glass with soy sauce
> watch expression of guy that got the soy sauce
> Excited to try, instant change in facial expression, eyes bug out, then he started horking on the carpet
> he called me a cunt
> good times :-)

I bought my bro a bottle of ale for Christmas. For some reason on Christmas eve I'm unbelievably horny ,like a fucking animal in heat. Blandly stroking my cock wasn't getting me off, so in a fit of degenerate desperation, I ran to the box, grab the bottle and starting shoving up my ass. The icy cold bottle makes me diamonds, after about ten minutes of humping it like a bitch in heat I finally cum, I think I even passed out fur like ten minutes with the bottle hanging out of my ass. Still gave it to him next morning with no shame. Didn't even wash it, just wiped off the anal residue and sprayed some cologne on it.

>she hasnt been allowed at family reunions for the past 7 years

wut ?