Or is your computer?

Or is your computer?

you rookie

I don't get it, just lock your door

Unless you live in a basement windows are a bigger issue for privacy than doors.

yo bro can u giv me tips on hiding my porn?????
sometime mom uses my computer omg and she just cant find it maaan!!!

>this

Even after moving into my own place and living alone, I still set up my computer like this out of habit.

dis.

At the RIP area, apparently.
My parents know how to knock tho.

This man is truly wise but then they see you cock-in-hand

Depends on the desk, if it has only 4 legs then yes but if it's one of those IKEA work desks then it might have a wooden panel to hide your peenor.

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my room looks like this

>where's your computer now

You can wire up a trip wire to the door that connects to the computer via Bluetooth.
The trip wire will kill all tasks if enabled to do so.

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What if...

Mom walks in when...

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With something all around shielding you.

Ez

eCryptFS

That's the exact blueprint of my room growing up

Literally had a triangular desk in the bottom left next to the door

I have no fucking clue how my mom didn't see all the fucked porn I was into, especially because the bitch took my door back then.

Taking my door doesn't stop the fap train

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I share my room with my sister. We caught each other masturbating so many times that now we just do it and don't care if we see each other. Sometimes we even masturbate reciprocally.

Lucky bitch

Lucky me and lucky her. She gives the best footjobs that I have ever got and, I don't know why, she seems to enjoy very much when I finger her, she usually comes quite fast (2-3 minutes).

this

That is hot

Story time

bumping for potential

Bump

Story is coming, I'm writing it.

fuck yeah, don't forget the pics

checkmate

hurry up

this
my fucking dinner is ready soon

Hurry up im horny

locking your door means you lose

I don't have anything to hide while browsing my computer and I also don't live with mommy and daddy so I can put my desk wherever the fuck I want.

Here we go.
>be me
>16yo
>room is shared with 13yo sister
>can't lock the door
>my side is the close one to the door
>masturbate in constant fear of being caught
>one day she comes from school early
>I am masturbating
>don't hear house door opening because headphones
>she opens the room's door
>i notice it but can't do nothing fast enough
>shitshitshit.jpg
>she sees me and closes rapidly the door
>after a moment i finish an go to her
>we talk a little bit about it
>she says it's normal, she also masturbates
>ff a couple of months
>more or less similar scenario
>catch her masturbating
>close rapidly the door
>she finishes and comes to me
>we discuss and come up that we are ok with seeing us masturbating
>things go well for a bit, we catch each other but we don't even care
>ff 6 months
>I'm jerking off while she is studying just a couple of meters from me
>I don't know why i start looking at her
>begin to find her so fucking hot
>continue masturbating on her
>she notices that I'm jerking off to her
>shitshitshit2.0.pdf
>immediately turn to pc with porn, pretending to be watching it
>meanwhile cock goes totally limp for shame
>she says: "I've seen you, it's pointless to pretend you're watching that porn"
>I begin to say some stupid shit trying to defend myself
>"Don't worry, I don't know why but this turned me on, user"
>biggest hard on i've ever had
>"If you want I can help to finish off"
>she starts to stroke my cock
>thatfeelsgood.tiff
>after a while i ask her if she can stroke it with her feet
>"You're kinky user, i will do it, but only if you do something to me"
>Starts to give footjob while i rub her pussy
>Cum all over her feet while she comes in her panties
>we look each other in the eyes and realise we are totally into it
Today I'm 20 yo and even if we fuck our partners we don't enjoy as much as we masturbate. We still do it.

this is me lel :D

kek

>things that didn't happen 1999

Is picture her?

unless you have a window behind

pls not pic related pls

Yes. I know, she's not a beauty queen, but she's fucking ok for me.

Boner is kill

It's her in the picture.

Damn dude.
I went from feeling envious to feeling sorry.

jesus christ she's fucking ugly as shit my nigga god damn

she looks like a $5 hooker

is she a $5 hooker?

shit man, next time you tell the story better pic(k) another chic's pic

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I didn't mention it in the story because everyone here was in a hurry, but we also perform oral sex. No, we didn't fuck, but sometimes we talk about it and we agree that if we are going to have sex it's going to be anal.
I know, I know, she's ugly. I'm not a model too. But i do not know why I find her really hot. Probably it's the fact that she is my sister (real one, not stepsister) and we shouldn't even think about these things.
At least I'm not one of those fags that posts fake stories with some model/pornstar picture. This shit is real.

Still lurking for moar. Realest wincest best wincest.
Decent body anyway.

according to your story she is 17 now.
how can she have tattoos. how can she look so much older than 17 in this picture?

She could be anywhere from 16 - 18.
Her looks don't seem far off from that.

Safe, and the door opens on the other side, so i can see them coming

only a retard would believe that story and the fact that you would post a picture of "your sister" to go with it.
fack off m8

You're sister isnt that bad looking. She just looks like a hooker maybe it's the tattoos or the outfit. I'll hit it.

I disagree. She looks 20+

also, in most countries you have to be 18+ to get tattoos.

You can have tattoos if you are underage but you have the permission of your parents. For the age that she looks, there is a reason if she's not very beautiful, she looks a lot older than she is. Also, in you're entire life you didn't see even a single human being that looks older than his actual age? I don't think, you're on Sup Forums.

desperately trying to make this bs story believable, are you?

Ever heard of breaking the law. Some tattoo shops don't care what age you are they'll tat you up if you got the money.

Just post more pics. That way we can judge better.

Quads check em

wasted quadz

QUINTS

check'm quads boiz

see

Probably a nigger. Can't count.

Tough to put a lock on your door when you're a loser live at home virgin. You'll lose good boy points.

Her ugliness makes her look older than she is I reckon.
She can be 18 and still be consistent with his story, and you also need to be 21+ to drink in USA, and we both know that doesn't stop anyone.

You ask for things, he explains them.
I don't understand your problem.

W I T N E S S E D

nice

Totally this.

very nice quads

where is the problem?

bottom left door has a direct shot at his dingus as soon as they open the door and it looks like a fire hazard

bottom right

This is the problem.

put a shelve in there

Very smart. A shelve put like this. No one will ask why there i a fucking shelve in the middle of the wall not turned on the wall side.

Now you don't have enough time to run away

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you could say its for dividing your office from the rest of your room.
>profit

the door swing is retarded. should be a left handed door....not a right handed door.

Okay Bob the fucking builder

Omfg get your own fucking house and make your own rules. Dont invite people to live there that are going to break uour balls..unless youre both into it.

>what if mommy sees my teeny weeny peeny
Fucking underage idiots..

I'm an adult, so my computer is in the middle of my living room...

I want my mom to see.

Problem Solved.

Thank you!

i do if put some shelves there, too.

I'm an adult so my computer is in my office.

that's Mr. Villa to you, pal.

door in front of you or behind?

Not setting up your room like this

I'm an adult, so my computer is on the front porch.

I'm an adult and my computer is a laptop, so I could watch porn and masturbate in front of elementary school if I want.