Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=WKRHwkZy6y4
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claim'd

Claimed.

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bellybuttons

Pathfinder has death rays
Maybe. But this quickly?
>3rd time using in a week
>4th time ever
Shes down for a month. And my niece is 2.
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youtu.be/PoWMmZEoT84

it wouldn't have been so awful if i was drunk, but at least now i know where that webm of the lizards and frogs fighting comes from

cut me false duke

she doesn't seem happy there

Then your cooking really is something else.
Oh I assumed you were.
I haven't seen that I think, do you have it laying around?
Hello Mami.

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Don't think I've heard of that one

I need to play more Shadowrun.

You poor soul

It actually isn't that hard to make fried rice or lo mein

Lewd

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It probably isn't that hard, I just haven't ever put time in trying to make some.

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if your waifu is a girl your a fag

claimed

youtu.be/PeYUTbU_iTw
She wasnt. Im sure theres too much white.
Theres not many more Rory bellybuttons that arent lewd.
USAGI GA NIGETERU
You really should. They're complete meals you can cook and keep for days.

clmd

cat girls (male) aren't lewd


its ok you can post them here

no, i had to watch them both painstakingly sober

I do have the webm, 3.1mb, tho i did find it on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=1iJrrTr5Anw

as if my soul hasn't had enough torment

Morning, can't sleep, but whatever.

How's it going?

What?

cat boys aren't for lewd

I dont want to though.
Watch youtu.be/aARQz3ITRao from 7:15 until you hear that phrase.

what about catgirls?

gross why would i care about them

no boys here only cute girls(male)

Ok then

Oh really? I didn't know that.
I'll keep that in mind for later.
I don't think I've seen this before.
What's keeping you up?
I'm doing good.

youtube.com/watch?v=WKRHwkZy6y4

the best girls are boys

They are cute and catboys are fucking gay

Fancy

No, but that pic was

>fuck it, I'll post a slightly lewd. Only bellybutton I have

Then just an hero

Watching this brief clip has only served to strengthen my resolve to thinking that Renge might actually be retarded
>A rabbit got loose?

are you a fag or something?

no they are girls(male) no boys at all

I'm going to keep that

yea, then they bring in frogs dressed as conquistadors and they fight and then blood pours out from the top of the pyramids, then jesus jumps up on the platform and starts screaming, then a man in drag and two shirtless roman soldiers get him drunk and make a plaster mould of him, then jesus wakes up on a pile of potatoes and starts screaming again, and that's about the summary of minutes 10-20 of the movie

might have to with all the new bullshit in my brain

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カラミチーマス

Yes, I thought you all knew that already

So you like traps?

Pls No

Find some other bullshit to fill it

Lewd.
You're making it sound 10 times as interesting as it probably is in the actual movie.
I kinda want to watch it now.

I slept for 2 hours, but for the life of me can't get myself to, maybe because I'm an idiot. (It's kinda difficult to think right now, so forgive for any errors)

How was your night, sleep well?
I'm always here.

who good girl here?

i'm doing the tried and true "jontron cleanse" right now

be prepared to see a lot of genitalia, like, i saw more dicks 'n' titties watching this movie than in a day spent watching porn

also there's little boy dong, i blew my budget of that for the year already

>that webm
You got me curious again, what the hell did you watch this time?

Who doesn't ?
and already saved

who is this semen demon

What makes it difficult for you to think?
Yes I slept well.
Oh wew. Lizard parts too?
Sounds like a nasty movie all around.

Depending on what you put in, a fried rice will keep in the fridge for a good 6 days. Seafood and chicken is 5, vegetarian is looking at 7.
Its the cute kind of retarded though. The kind you want to hug.
My that team cant handle a dragon. I get favourites and all but you gotta balance man, cmon.
ITS TOO LATE FOR ME
SEND HELP FOR YOURSELF

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You could say that. I don't really like kids though

"The Holy Mountain", directed and produced and starred in by Alejandro Jodorowsky, it's 2 hours long, one hour of "wtf" and one hour of watching people high on LSD, though it did actually have a good ending which i won't spoil

nah, no lizard penises, you do get to see jesus' dong, and a naked half man half woman squirt boob milk out of his/her ocelot head breasts into another man's face

aw thanks

but really who is that

u Ɛ>

Link

that's an absurdly cute link

Is there anything I should avoid putting in that will make it last much less longer?
Is it a good looking half man half woman or just a vile looking creature overall?

post cute traps

it sure was

yup

Usually when I don't sleep I have no problem thinking/concentrating this time however... Maybe I should drink an energy drink, if I sleep now it'll be very late when I awake.

Good that you did, what's the plan for today?

ok

Uh oh, did you already watch it?

These descriptions are making me laugh out of amusement and being nervous at the same time. I might have to watch this or a Neil Breen film this weekend. If I never return, you'll know the cause of death.

mhm

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yes?

definitely

it's a person who's head is split down the middle, left half male, long hair, beard, right half female, clean shaven and bald, female breasts which change to the heads of ocelots, and a penis

jfc, i feel like i'm describing a drug trip i had

if you really want my brother left his copy of pass thru at my house, i could rip it for you, under the condition you watch it 100% sober so you suffer the same i had to

them legs and lips

right then

I-I'm sorry

Sounds good

I Don't. I like normal guys. With some muscle

That was only favorite dudes

cool

this pleases me please more i need a qt trap waifu to worship any suggestions?

Glaceon claimed :^)

then you are the trap I guess

ya

I don't even know what you like
try boat traps , can't go wrong there

sick as

Gee, I wonder who this can be....

Shiro claimed.

The fuck is going on here?

You're going to hell.

You're even worse.

Happy new years everyone
Been a while since I've posted
Stuff happened
Also Yuno claimed

and we'll shake hands there

My identity is truly a mystery :^)
Come now, glaceon's pretty qt, you have to admit that

And a happy new year to you, Dutch Yuno who does not say fuck a lot!
>stuff happened
Good stuff?

Anything not fresh
No. Just not sleeping and downing 15 mg of opoids.
I get that, I really do.
But my dude.
Torterra?
I dont know. See my second reply.

The fuck you say lil nigga?
Yea it was actually, spend multiple days with some friends just dicking around
You done anything lately?

I'm gonna watch Double Down here in about an hour, sober. If I survive that then I'll have you rip the other one. I can't call it suffering the same unless I can make it through both of these.

Führer!
Some trap crap going on here.

How's it hanging?
Yes, I want to figure you out.

Do you absolutely need to be awake and focused?
You could go for a nap.
I'm playing games and going back home soon.
I think the producers were indeed on a drug trip.
Didn't say it was wrong.
Oh I see it's fairly simple I guess.

That sure would make it hell to me.
Feggit.

She sure is, but in the way a child, a plant or a beta cuck is cute, so never in a sexual way.

Neat. Did it start to hurt, or are you just testing your boundaries?

Just trying to keep you guys apart.
>friends
>mfw
Not really, no. But the thread's gotten even worse, so I'm trying to set a positive example.

Volker! At least you have not fallen victim to the trap meme!
Doing pretty good, how are you?

they are best legs and lips

i haven't actually seen double down, fateful findings was the other one i saw

they actually were, the director and most the actors were high on lsd and shrooms for most the filming

>horse pussy is fine
>dog pussy is not
could you be more inconsistent?

you'll like it

>lolwut

>loli
>not going to hell
0/10

Not really just this time I feel out of my concentration zone. Maybe a nap is a good idea, though alarms don't wake me up for nothing.

Playing a racing game? Also over at friend's?
Nope still keeping away from that unholy stuff. We gotta make this place the way we both use to know it as.

I'm doing okay, had a two hour nap, and feel like dieing mein Führer

End my suffering, pls

Are the opioids working at least? Or are you just out of your mind right now?

Fateful Findings will be what's left of my remains after I spontaneously combust during or after one of these movies. Now I have 3 to watch.

Great movies come out of this sometimes.
Maybe not that time.
No racing games for now, I'm still at my friend's.

Is it really that hard?
Kek, they're the only 3D I have left and are pretty much as faggy as me so we can't find anyone else
Yea there has been a lot of erp and other general retardation going on
Fight on soldier

ok

*unzips dick*

Take a ticket and wait your turn.
So what game is it that you are playing?