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>be me
>cumming in daughter
>all the sudden son walks in
>son asks if he can get some too
>mfw

One of my favorites

not sure how i feel knowing i laughed at this

>I don't know how

Kek

sad more like

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My fav

bump

not enough greentext these days

>> how do i meme text?

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Saw this early today


>be me
>playing club penguin trying to hook up with bitches
>my mum comes in and says that after I lost her her job I should get a part time job
>I tell her to fuck off
>she sighs
>"I-i-t's okay, user. It's not your fault you're special."
>Stupid bitch. Why does everyone need to tell me that?
>Ffwd 1 month later
>now she just wears really red lipstick, fishnets and short skirt and goes upstairs every night with a male friend to play 'games' with a locked door.
>lying bitch, how can we still be poor and she can still play around?
>sometimes I hear beating and her crying.
>note to self: buy noise-cancellation headphones with GBP.
>my tummy is hungry
>I go upstairs and knock on the door
>"MUMMY YOUR BEST BOY IS HUNGRY. I WANT TENDIES."
>no answer
>I put my ear against the door
>hear them exercising
>faggots must have put in earpiece and listening to music
>no one fucks with my tendies
>go to backyard
>climb up tree outside mummy's window
>am big-boned but tendies motivate me
>see their silhouette behind curtain
>he's helping her do sit ups
>I am Enzio Auditore
>swing like pendulum and crash through window
>I roll gracefully and crash into mummy's drawer
>don't know why they're not wearing clothes, it's not that hot
>her friend is spilling mayonnaise on her face
>her male friend goes wtf
>he storms out and says he'll never "spend money on a stupid whore again"
>mummy just sits there and cries
>I bang on my chest and scream "I WANT TENDIES"

Tfw when she left cooked tendies on the dining table before all that.

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That day user posted his itunes

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ho dude dem feels.
also check'em

>Four broken ribs

Have more. Let me know if want.

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fuck you motherfucker
with your feeling shit
i come here to laugh or get creeped out
and i get this
this shit

poor lad lost his mother :(

obviously he is supposed to hunt down and kill the person responsible

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>>>how-do-i-greentext-?

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have a few, dont remember what though. will dump

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right in the feels

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amazing

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Right in the sides you mean

Where's the rest of this story?

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last one

see here

i keked

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Just testing the reply changes, don't mind me

>(Up Up down down left right left right b a)insert text

>be me
>be 11
>at park w/ friends
>lil downy boy running around
>lil downy boy trips and falls over tree trunk
>lil downy boy starts crying
>lil downy boy's dad comes up and gives him hugs and shit
>dude smacks his dad in the face
>not having any of it
>dad calls kid a penis
>kid screams rape as loud as possible
>cops show up

Feeling downer than a down syndrom now

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This

Hero

Jesus christ dude

I'll take, "Things That Definitely Happened" For 800, Alex.

>dad calls kid a penis

Really? You couldn't of thought of a better insult in this fake story? What dad calls their retarded child a penis unless they are also retarded.

'ere

Shut up negro

Chinks suck dick. Get out of here you bitch-ass little cuck tojo. Fuck the Japanese.

I ain't even Map you fuckin niggero

Jap* chink bitch

You ain't even map? I bet you have little dick to accent your little understanding of english. Fucking chode. KYS nigger faggot.

RIP user

Top kek holy shit

I lose it everytime at he played it two more times between posts

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Broforce