To all straight anons, if you were offered $20,000 in cash for a gay man to have 15 minutes of anal sex with you...

To all straight anons, if you were offered $20,000 in cash for a gay man to have 15 minutes of anal sex with you, would you do it?
>STD free gay man
>6 inch cock so no monster dick
>Guranteed secret

Whoa Whoa whoa. Who gets on top?

yes

yes

Who the fuck wouldn't?

you have to arch your back and 'push' against the cock almost like you are trying to take a shit. Then it hits the prostate and you beg for more.

$20.000 for a lifetime of nightmares? No thanks.

I would for $2.000 let alone $20,000

If I'm pitching, yes. If I'm receiving, nah.

that´s just silly. Try how low people are willing to go. I would marry the guy for 20k

agreed and I'd have to think of pussy but I need the money that bad

Are you offering me 20k?
We can talk.

well ofc

Yeah, I'd take it, pun intended
Not that insecure about my sexuality that I'd shy away from my Jewish nature. Oi vey.

no

>straight anons

>implying anyone is straight around here

Yes but I'm poor as shit so I'd probably go as low as $200.

Easiest 20k I ever heard of. Spend 10k on necessities/goals and invest the other 10k and be set for a long time.

...

yes of course

Fuck yeah

No need to keep it a secret so long as you can line up the same deal. Let's see people try to judge me for that paycheck.

>$80,000/hr
>work from home
>clients screened

Legalize it

Do you have a nice ass?

>invest the other 10k and be set for a long time.

do you live in Sierra Leone ?

I'm a fucking heroin addict I'd prolly do it for a gram

I was thinking the same thing. How does $10k sustain you for very long?

>Legalize it
Lmao

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Only if he doesn't have any diseases and nobody will ever know.

Well yeah.

I'm not gay but $20k is $20k

Let's not pretend your life isn't already full of nightmares.

Wouldn't sell my ass for less than $100k, and probably not even that.
But I can do the fucking for $20k provided I get boner drugs for free.

Damn I did it for free....

Is he a selfless lover? Would he take his time? Make me feel comfortable?

I feel like 15 years ago this thread would be full of "no way" replies not all these straight boys clamoring for an ass fucking.

Drugs

I'd drain a dick dry and gargle their cum in front of my parents for 20k

of course. what kind of a question is that?

I kekd at that one sir good joke

But would you enjoy it?

American Dollars, right?

If so, I'd do it for less tha half of it. I'd quit all my debts, anf still be with almost a month's worth of salary.

And hell, sex with my girlfriend is so boring right now I'd might even enjoy the ride.

i only get 15 mins?

>straight anons
>gay
Paradox question.

how did it feel?

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A straight man

Of course. Poorfag btw

I had 30 minutes of dick in my ass for free as an experiment. This is basically free money.

If he slides slowly inside, than it is like heaven. The massage of the prostate is realy nice...

News flash. If you're willing to take dick in your ass, even for money, even if you say you won't enjoy it, you're not straight.

Yes. I've been fucked by some trannies and it's no big deal.

i would for $500

I would, if it was a shemale i would do it for free

no. way too many closet faggots on b

ofc, i did it for free

Neither of you are straight.

£20 and I'll do it.

yes I have a lot of guns I want to buy. And a purebred cat.

>having sex with a girl
>not straight thing to do
??

This

If the king of fagotry says so...

Girls don't have dicks. Not in 2017. Not ever.

I remember this cute trans which was insecure about her dick (duh), but after a few weeks I finally got her to fuck me.
Any guy receiving anal will enjoy it, the way that dick rubs your prostate is fucking out of this world. I swear. Can't even compare it with orgasm. It is literally the best feeling I have ever experienced in my life.

>that face
>girl
You couldnt pick someone cute?

is it bad if this turned me on

Better?

Only if you want to it to be

I think I would. lol. I might be bi guys.

There are faggots by a dozen. The only thing that's missing is people with that kind of money

I done it for less

then explain this

Some girls do man

I'd do it for a subway coupon

Absolutely, I'd do it 10 times and semi-retire.
A week of suffering followed by hopefully 50 years of a nicer life

semi-retire on 200k? Seriously?

sign me up. do i do the fucking or get the fucking? just curious, no change in answer.

Nothing wrong with wanting to feel a hot cock throbbing in your mouth and then pulsing as he starts to cum.

I'd totally do it. Hell, I'd let him cum inside

>Sup Forums
>15 years ago
I feel like 15 years ago you were literally 2

I would do it for 200€

Maybe. How would I explain the sudden windfall income to family, friends, and tax authorities? I'd rather not have a W2 that says "$20k for getting buttblasted".

He's right 15 years ago the average level of faggotry was much much lower.

Are any of the guys posting in this thread actually good looking? No one is paying $20,000 for a neckbeard.

Hell I'd do it for half that

You don't you just take the money and use it like your ass has been used.

I've been on the internet since dial-up.

I live a very simple life and already have an appartment. 200k with 4% yearly is about 650$ a month. Double that by working two days a week and I'm totally fine.
calle

How much is your monthly rent?

By "have" he means owns, as in a metro city.

yes

>since the mid 90's
oh wow, so you were literally 11 15 years ago. I'm sure you knew a lot about faggots and Sup Forums

So no monthly condo fees or anything?

yes but only if i get to dress up like a sexy school girl and he outweighs me by 100lbs or more

in which case i would do it for free

yes, I pay 250$ in various fees + 150$ in interest/mortage payment per month

Not as much as you apparently

i need the money so yeah

hear it from an actual faggot:
we do things we don't like all the time; the act is gay, but it won't make you gay
however, no person is ever fully straight or gay and I'm saying that while i'd rather kill myself than let a girl touch me

i need the money punk, not gay at all. your daddy give you the money ? piss off cripple brain

News flash. You're not a faggot, you're gay.

>piss off cripple brain
With such a command of the English language I'm surprised you don't have a well paying job.