My son's guinea pig died in his arms today. Needless to say he was distraught and inconsolable

My son's guinea pig died in his arms today. Needless to say he was distraught and inconsolable.

Trips decides what I do with the corpse

give it a nice proper funeral

Fry it

will it blend?

fuck it

so close. If we don;t have a winner in half an hour, I'll take your suggestion, sir

sharpie in pooper

reroll

stuff it

Throw it through your neighbors window, but make sure to attach some fake wings. Trip them the fuck out.

throw it in a blender, turn it into a smoothie, and make your family drink it.

Time stamp first of all

But if winrar, cover it in flour,butter, and brown sugar. Then throw it at your son and video tape it

Space program

Shove it up your ass and shit it out onto your son's hands.

Reroll for fun

Make your son eat it without knowing it

Put in blender

filename

send it to heaven with balloons filled with helium

Roll

Space programme

Rolling for this

give it a loving burial and get your son a new one

put it into orbit and play space oddity

Microwave it and make your son eat it