My son's guinea pig died in his arms today. Needless to say he was distraught and inconsolable.
Trips decides what I do with the corpse
My son's guinea pig died in his arms today. Needless to say he was distraught and inconsolable.
Trips decides what I do with the corpse
give it a nice proper funeral
Fry it
will it blend?
fuck it
so close. If we don;t have a winner in half an hour, I'll take your suggestion, sir
sharpie in pooper
reroll
stuff it
Throw it through your neighbors window, but make sure to attach some fake wings. Trip them the fuck out.
throw it in a blender, turn it into a smoothie, and make your family drink it.
Time stamp first of all
But if winrar, cover it in flour,butter, and brown sugar. Then throw it at your son and video tape it
Space program
Shove it up your ass and shit it out onto your son's hands.
Reroll for fun
Make your son eat it without knowing it
Put in blender
filename
send it to heaven with balloons filled with helium
Roll
Space programme
Rolling for this
give it a loving burial and get your son a new one
put it into orbit and play space oddity
Microwave it and make your son eat it