ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.
>General of a army
>Psychopath
>Ancient Times
ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.
>General of a army
>Psychopath
>Ancient Times
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>"an army"
Not even going to try to guess the game with your terrible education in English.
>main character is a fruit and people want to eat her
>Shameful display
>evil robots
>white rooms
>dark rooms
>slippery liquid
bump
>zombos
>black guy dies at the end
>fuck conrad
1 off
>69
ayy lmao
>KILL THE CEO
> Man with biblical becomes is forced to shape the world by pressing the stun key on everyone eating protein bars and have passive aggressive conversations with his IT guy. "He never asked for this"
Resident evil 5
Deus ex
nope
Shit forgot to link
>you are agent
>need to find the cure for zombism
>the organization you work with fucks you over
>you get the cure but you wont share it with anyone
Main... protagonist(?) Is brooding edge lord with the ability to decrease your framerate with the swish of his sword.
Part of a significantly more popular game franchise's universe.
Portal 2
Last of us
>Infiltrate soviet embassy
>Steal kidney
>Bowling joke
>Stay at resort
>Rescue boss
superhot
Mass Effect
right
God of War
god of war
>bad game
>like really bad game
>so bad it isn't even considered cannon
>top down shooter
>last game made before another company took the property rights
>popular series
[A] Thats right user good job
[B] No. That's wrong try again
[X]OP is a faggot
[Y] Thanks we'll talk later (exit)
>your a squid
>your a kid
>repeat
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
>Six space marines die
splun
Call of Duty 3?
No it is hack and slash though.
(I can see why you thought GoW though :,D)
OH SHIT LOOK OUT GOBLINS!!!!
ggg ggg gg ggggggggg
Wrong
user is correct
>implying cod 3 was bad
Halo... (cant remember the names) the two twin stick top down shooters for mobile and win10
Wasnt that game about killing yourself to end up as someones killing machine?
>pirate attack
>a town on fire
>you gotta kill mehrunes dagon
The prototype was but the steam version was sorta different
Elder Scrolls: We Can MMO Too!
>Space
>Xenosex
>Save everyone from a cosmic retcon
god of war?
>penguins
>no swears
After cod 1 & 2, 3 was very bad and definitely the worst cod I've ever played
Call of Duty: MW 2
wanking dead season 1
Club Penguin, the greatest safe space on the interwebz
Ha/bb/o
furi?
So i've played a diffrent version. I ended up like destroying some server by copying my brain data into it
>Shitty security dude escapes prison
>Satan lets him teleport and stop time
>He destroys the government
shantae
Overwatch?
That would be the steam version
this is the prototype superhotgame.com
nevermind didnt read it well
... metal gear rising revengance
>accused of murder
>Murder people to prove my innocence
>>your a squid
>>your a kid
You're
...
Both Dishonored?
>roll around while hitting shit with swords n magic
>Literally everyone tells you what to do
>Go to another dimension to kindle a campfire
>No idea what youre doing the whole time
>fourth wall breaks
>if you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat.
>first boss is a digimon
It might be, but the Outsider doesnt match with satan
>wake up
>some pale head makes you kill yourself
Halo wars
Dark souls
anyone gonna attempt?
Dragons r cumming
Not skyrim
Eggs
Splautistoon
Yes to
mfw i meant to reverse the positions of meat and pudding.
Correct
>Set quality to low
>Still slow
Yep
Witcher 3?
Open world where 90% you use your car
Found the guy who kept having his tank boarded.
Any game made after 2007 on my laptop
witcher 3 was really fucking optimized, so if it is, they have a potato. i think binding of isaac personally. (not the reboot)
>Mafia
>Monsters
>The most fucked up world war 1 setting ever to be seen
Call of Duty(anyone)
Any GTA
>A man almost gets divorced over clam chowder and hotdogs.
>fish AI
No
Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. Released for the Xbox video game console on November 9, 2004, the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved.
COD ghosts
>Your health is critical! Do you have any potions? Or food?
>Oldfag tells u to do shit and u do it
>Cunt with a mask waves his sword around, turns into dragon later
>Can get obese as all hell but still pick up chicks if you're good at whistling
>run around
>will you ever shut up you floating bitch
>you guys don't even deserve my help
>Hooray, you saved the world
>jk, dead
>jk again, save the world for real this time
>Asian Heaven is weird
GTA IV?
Oot
dark souls ?
GTA Online
Fable
ehhhhh yeah man
Idk bc i got a high end pc so i can easli run everything, but a lot of my friends were complayining about witcher. The worst optimalized game experienced by me was Dying Light i think.
>open world
>most boss fights are bad
>"End of series"