ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is

ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.

>General of a army
>Psychopath
>Ancient Times

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>"an army"

Not even going to try to guess the game with your terrible education in English.

>main character is a fruit and people want to eat her

>Shameful display

>evil robots
>white rooms
>dark rooms
>slippery liquid

bump

>zombos
>black guy dies at the end

>fuck conrad

1 off

>69
ayy lmao

>KILL THE CEO

> Man with biblical becomes is forced to shape the world by pressing the stun key on everyone eating protein bars and have passive aggressive conversations with his IT guy. "He never asked for this"

Resident evil 5

Deus ex

nope

Shit forgot to link

>you are agent
>need to find the cure for zombism
>the organization you work with fucks you over
>you get the cure but you wont share it with anyone

Main... protagonist(?) Is brooding edge lord with the ability to decrease your framerate with the swish of his sword.

Part of a significantly more popular game franchise's universe.

Portal 2

Last of us

>Infiltrate soviet embassy
>Steal kidney
>Bowling joke
>Stay at resort
>Rescue boss

superhot

Mass Effect

right

God of War

god of war

>bad game
>like really bad game
>so bad it isn't even considered cannon
>top down shooter
>last game made before another company took the property rights
>popular series

[A] Thats right user good job
[B] No. That's wrong try again
[X]OP is a faggot
[Y] Thanks we'll talk later (exit)

>your a squid
>your a kid
>repeat

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel

>Six space marines die

splun

Call of Duty 3?

No it is hack and slash though.
(I can see why you thought GoW though :,D)

OH SHIT LOOK OUT GOBLINS!!!!

ggg ggg gg ggggggggg

Wrong

user is correct
>implying cod 3 was bad

Halo... (cant remember the names) the two twin stick top down shooters for mobile and win10

Wasnt that game about killing yourself to end up as someones killing machine?

>pirate attack
>a town on fire

>you gotta kill mehrunes dagon

The prototype was but the steam version was sorta different

Elder Scrolls: We Can MMO Too!

>Space
>Xenosex
>Save everyone from a cosmic retcon

god of war?

>penguins
>no swears

After cod 1 & 2, 3 was very bad and definitely the worst cod I've ever played

Call of Duty: MW 2

wanking dead season 1

Club Penguin, the greatest safe space on the interwebz

Ha/bb/o

furi?

So i've played a diffrent version. I ended up like destroying some server by copying my brain data into it

>Shitty security dude escapes prison
>Satan lets him teleport and stop time
>He destroys the government

shantae

Overwatch?

That would be the steam version
this is the prototype superhotgame.com/play-prototype/

nevermind didnt read it well
... metal gear rising revengance

>accused of murder
>Murder people to prove my innocence

>>your a squid
>>your a kid
You're

...

Both Dishonored?

>roll around while hitting shit with swords n magic
>Literally everyone tells you what to do
>Go to another dimension to kindle a campfire
>No idea what youre doing the whole time

>fourth wall breaks
>if you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat.
>first boss is a digimon

It might be, but the Outsider doesnt match with satan

>wake up
>some pale head makes you kill yourself

Halo wars

Dark souls

anyone gonna attempt?

Dragons r cumming
Not skyrim
Eggs

Splautistoon

Yes to

mfw i meant to reverse the positions of meat and pudding.

Correct

>Set quality to low
>Still slow

Yep

Witcher 3?

Open world where 90% you use your car

Found the guy who kept having his tank boarded.

Any game made after 2007 on my laptop

witcher 3 was really fucking optimized, so if it is, they have a potato. i think binding of isaac personally. (not the reboot)

>Mafia
>Monsters
>The most fucked up world war 1 setting ever to be seen

Call of Duty(anyone)

Any GTA

>A man almost gets divorced over clam chowder and hotdogs.

>fish AI

No

Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. Released for the Xbox video game console on November 9, 2004, the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved.

COD ghosts

>Your health is critical! Do you have any potions? Or food?
>Oldfag tells u to do shit and u do it
>Cunt with a mask waves his sword around, turns into dragon later
>Can get obese as all hell but still pick up chicks if you're good at whistling

>run around
>will you ever shut up you floating bitch
>you guys don't even deserve my help

>Hooray, you saved the world
>jk, dead
>jk again, save the world for real this time
>Asian Heaven is weird

GTA IV?

Oot

dark souls ?

GTA Online

Fable

ehhhhh yeah man

Idk bc i got a high end pc so i can easli run everything, but a lot of my friends were complayining about witcher. The worst optimalized game experienced by me was Dying Light i think.

>open world
>most boss fights are bad
>"End of series"