ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

IZAYAAA!!!!
You can never turn back. Not like you used your dick anyway cuck

The ability to read minds

the first mind you read is Hayato's and Yoshikage Kira has Bites the Dust active on him

>I can stop time

to turn back, you need to have sex with ten guys

is this a get thread

Jotaro Kujo wants to beat the shit out of you cause you pissed him off

Trips get thread
>each get makes you a little gayer you fag

I can manipulate magnetism with high efficiency and accuracy

The ability to make a funny ylyl thread with oc

I can suck my own dick

All negative one half inch of it.

I can do that without superpowers, drawback is you're sucking dick

You have to sing nyan cat while doing so

> the ability to cure any illness

The OC is just porn of the banana

because your dick is attatched to the roof of your mouth

>I can extend my whole body at will

I can make dank memes

>if no one replies "lost" to your oc, you're mother dies in her sleep

It's instantly replaced with a worse one

>I can negate anything at will

You gain every illness you cure

You can only stop time for 1 second every 24 hours.

Can make Sammiches appear at will

Everything you negate is niggated instead

Every sandwich is tuna fish.

Only by [s4s] standards

>I can erase things from existence retroactively

But only while naked

I have the ability to turn downsides into advantages.

But you can't retract it and will eventually end up like some sort of retarded slinkie

> the power to make anyone check their privilege

never as good as the first one

You have to be masturbating into your dogs' face to do so.

You can only make naked banana memes

Only by using a literal eraser on the end of a pencil

But technically wouldn't that 1 second be all he needs? Since time is stopped that one second will last indefinitely.

Trump wins

a new disadvantage is made and used against you before you can comprehend it

>I can make things grow and shrink

You can only do it while rimming the person you are changing the disadvantage
(Got u punk)

You can only read your own mind

But everytime you fart, sand fills your shoes.

Underrated.

Only in increments equivalent to postive or negative Graham's Number

I don't have a dog :(

No, it's 1 second relative to the person for whom time is stopped

>I can absorb people's intelligence

Every time I see this picture I think of this guy

it's in a language you don't understand

I can travel the universe at the speed of light without needing oxygen to breathe

I can drawback super powers

You immediately start off at the speed of light causing your internal organs to be destroyed from the inertia

You'll never find your way back to Earth, or any lifeforms for that matter

Destroy all shitty memes.

But you have no ability to determine where nor deflect debris. Move anywhere near 1% the speed of light and immediately have a rock drill through your skull vaporizing your body.

Replaced with actual shit on your monitor

You have no protection against any other hazard in space.

You're still vulnerable to the radiation

what does that mean?

>I can charge any electrical appliance with a mere touch

only the brain dead.

But you can't stop

As long as their IQ is under 10

touching appliances causes you to shout out racial slurs at the top of your lungs.

Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol

Alex Mercer's Powers.

>doing so stops you from getting an erection until the battery goes flat

youre actually happy, your depression just goes away
oh and you can shoot lazers out of your cock

You must watching Sup Forums for 24/7 for your entire lives
>become mods.

But you're not immune to the electricity generated

Only by very loudly and repeatedly calling said appliance a dirty whore, slut, cumdumpster etc. without repeating anything in the charging session once.

The memes you like are also destroyed, reveiling that your own tastes are shittier than you thought. Young people become distant and scary to you.

But you can never stop reading minds

You have to finish in your mouth no matter what

you have to drink a gallon of whale cum each day to maintain the powers.

I have the ability to limit other superpowers

Of /mlp/

the thing that you magnetize flys at you at mach speed, you cant stop it (basically like a bullet)

Ability to blow my fucking head off cus I'm an edgy cunt

Win the lottery, die the next day (and other shifty songs)

Every time you cum you shoot plasma out of your cock, you are not immune to plasma.

>To summon a single handful of any food I have consumed onto a plate before me whenever I state the name and wish with my heart.

You can only use them while your anus is filled with sperm

Only in very futile ways

but he can MANIPULATE magnetism

they taste worse and worse each time

>I can communicate with animals

lost
kek

Sure. Eventually I'll evolve to use then whenever.

But it is always tasteless and without nutrition

Only for it to form back together and everyone you knew and love have their heads blown up, no regeneration.

Oh, and you can't die.

that isnt how this thread works.

kek

you have to hear them shit first

>I can breathe underwater

Infinite power. The ability to do anything conceivable.

>pro tip: there are no flaws

I think he means he will grow a prehensile dick that will always be shooting cum into his ass like something from a hentai.

>They only speak ghetto nigger

but not with people

>always have the exact amount of money in my pocket necessary to buy whatever I want at any given time

Must suck every dick on earth to activate

All of Schrodingers powers
Teleportation and immortality
I think therefore I am , everywhere yet nowhere

No matter what weapon you use,it will begin levitating and a massive cock will exit out of the weapon and enter your mouth, filling it with cum.

Always in pesos

Everyone believes it's counterfeit

Small price to pay to be god

you grow an inch shorter every time you use it

>i have super sight

I can get a medium pack of Skittles whenever I want.

Itty bitty living space.

>pro tip: fuck you

But you feel the pain of all your bones breaking every time you do it

limited to 1 pair of pants, after that it's over

this makes sense. my apologies.

In a currency that is not accepted within 100 miles of your current location.

>The ability to make people spontaneously orgasm by just looking at them and thinking it.

You just gave him a far better superpower than what he already had doofus.

It's not my fault you put a crappy limitation on the power.