What is your wish user?

What is your wish user?

I wish i was rich

Granted but you're a jew now.

I wish I had a 10" cock

Granted.

Its up ur ass

I wish i could get any female i want

Granted but you're a nigger now.

I wish this girl in my life, she is so fucking hot and look at her huge juicy boobs :(

I wish wishes were incorruptible

Granted but you will live with erectile dysfunction the rest of your life.

FAGGOT

Granted, but you can't fuck her.

I Want to be a millionare.

MOTHERFUCKER.

Granted, but you own 1,000,000 Yen.

I want my wife to divorce me.

Granted but lose everything in the divorce

I wish I were happy

Granted, but you'll lose half of your stuff

I wish to have my dog ''Fuser'' back.

Granted but she has to live with u till u die

I wish i could get laid with the hottest woman on earth

Granted, but you will die 3 days after start being happy.

I wish i had my dog ''Fuser'' Back :(

Granted, but you have to bury hum up and he looks the same as he would in the ground

I wish I could fuck anyone i wanted to

I wish that I'd live forever.

Granted, but he bites you now when you try to pet him.

I wish I had the power to teleport

...

Granted, but they will have Aids

I wish i could fly.

Granted but she's your sister

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but each time you teleport your ankles shatter.

I wish I had an Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock

Granted, but you have raging herpes and genital warts.

I wish I was ripped and fit.

I wish i was a cute little girl, pic related

I wish I had a Nissan R34 that was as indestructible as in need for speed underground 2 and unlimited fuel.

Granted but you have the voice of a angry old black man and no pussy

I wish I had magic

granted but you got cancer from tanning beds

i wish i was hitler

Granted but you're in extreme agony every waking moment

I wish I could make wishes with no repercussion

Granted, but you only live as long as a normal housecat.

Granted, but you're blind now.

I wish I could be attracted to fat chicks.

Granted, only to dying children, and they can't wish to not die.

Granted but you commit suicide like a bitch

I wish you would reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight no immunities

holy shit dude,imagine a skeleton dog.
You just made his wish literally 500 times better bro

Can't grant this wish, it's already true.

Guess they at least enjoy their last fleeting moments

i wish i had a real life Chaos Zweihander+5 that i could actually use properly

>I wish I was ripped and fit.
Granted, but you are a 70 year old midget.

I wish Futurama was back on the air.

granted but instead of testicles you have 1000 watermelons

for user to kek Horiz0nFire all their hs girl win

i want to die

Granted, but you got into art school.

I wish I could actually be a woman for a year.

Reposting facebook shit here? I guess I'm getting old for this shit.

but you're on the receiving end

but live forever in hell

Trick is that you are only LAID with them, and with no sexual connotations.

Granted, but the only magical thing you can do is shit without having to wipe.

I wish I had a horse dick

you're a far left liberal feminazi

i wish for 1 billion asian bitches on my dick

i wish my very few friends still liked talking to me

ooooooh shit!

Granted, but now you live in Equestria and all the ponies are racist toward you.

No, I fuck them, but I'm not attracted to them. I want to enjoy it.

>Granted but she's your sister

How is this corrupting the wish?

Granted, but it's an actual chopped off horsedick, already decomposing

I wish I was happy

they like it ironically

God damn it, I do too.

Granted, but you also have DD tits, a womanly figure, and a vagina

I want to fuck a loli

Granted but the weight crushes u and ur penis

You fucking monster.

Granted, but it's picked up by Seth Macfarlane.

I wish I had some drive to accomplish things.

loli is ugli

Granted, but you are so freakishly happy that nobody likes you.

You're a nigger.

your drive is to serial rape and kill

granted but the things you have a drive to accomplish go against your morals

Granted but the loli is dead
(does this make it better or worse?)

I wish I was dead.

Granted, but your drive is to commit suicide

I wish people understood they can't just grant wishes they have to wish for something as well

Granted, but you are revived 30 seconds later

Granted, but you come back to life as a paralyzed nigger

I wish I could make people happy

:-(

Wait, 10" cock, DD tits, girly figure and a vagina? Sign me up!

granted but that isn't how it works since I'm a genie

I wish I was the best dungeon master in the world.

granted, but they all want scat porn of your mother and grandmother

I wish I had children

nobody in your games can roll natural 20s

granted but your mother will die in her sleep tobight no immunities

Granted, but you have no one to play with.

I wish I was good at overwatch

they're from your wife's rapist

granted but they all have down syndrome

wish I looked like pic related

Granted, But the user who grants your wish wishes to not wish.

Granted but the game no longer has a large player base and you have to wait 2 hours to get a match

I wish i had infinite money

Granted, but the only characters you can play are Mei, D.Va, and Mercy

Granted but you go blind.

Granted, but wishes never come true

I wish to be cozy

Granted, but you have to survive a year in the 40k universe.

I wish I had a pet foxgirl who loved me and followed my every order.

granted but ur a fag

I wish I die and reborn a beautiful girl with a beautiful rich wife with lovely children on utopian planet where drugs are legal and do no harm and everyone is immortal and happy.

Granted, but your currency is useless

I wish Sup Forums removed captcha

I wish all the people will love each others soo much and i could get my dream girl

I wish I could be a cripple both physically and mentally. Try it faggots

granted but now its subscription only

I wish this player TheLegend27 would stop kicking my ass

Granted, but it's a coma dream

i wish i had immunity from spooky internet curses

Granted, but GR 15 doesn't exist and every board is Sup Forums related.

Wish I had a turkey sandwich.

Immortal and children don't go hand in hand

But anyway, granted, but your planet is days away from being swallowed by a black hole.

Granted but every one else also gets your dream girl

Granted, but your hero is captured (regardless if your peace shield is up)

Granted, but everyone would make love so much the women would die of dick suffocation