What is your wish user?
What is your wish user?
I wish i was rich
Granted but you're a jew now.
I wish I had a 10" cock
Granted.
Its up ur ass
I wish i could get any female i want
Granted but you're a nigger now.
I wish this girl in my life, she is so fucking hot and look at her huge juicy boobs :(
I wish wishes were incorruptible
Granted but you will live with erectile dysfunction the rest of your life.
FAGGOT
Granted, but you can't fuck her.
I Want to be a millionare.
MOTHERFUCKER.
Granted, but you own 1,000,000 Yen.
I want my wife to divorce me.
Granted but lose everything in the divorce
I wish I were happy
Granted, but you'll lose half of your stuff
I wish to have my dog ''Fuser'' back.
Granted but she has to live with u till u die
I wish i could get laid with the hottest woman on earth
Granted, but you will die 3 days after start being happy.
I wish i had my dog ''Fuser'' Back :(
Granted, but you have to bury hum up and he looks the same as he would in the ground
I wish I could fuck anyone i wanted to
I wish that I'd live forever.
Granted, but he bites you now when you try to pet him.
I wish I had the power to teleport
...
Granted, but they will have Aids
I wish i could fly.
Granted but she's your sister
I wish I could live forever
Granted, but each time you teleport your ankles shatter.
I wish I had an Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock
Granted, but you have raging herpes and genital warts.
I wish I was ripped and fit.
I wish i was a cute little girl, pic related
I wish I had a Nissan R34 that was as indestructible as in need for speed underground 2 and unlimited fuel.
Granted but you have the voice of a angry old black man and no pussy
I wish I had magic
granted but you got cancer from tanning beds
i wish i was hitler
Granted but you're in extreme agony every waking moment
I wish I could make wishes with no repercussion
Granted, but you only live as long as a normal housecat.
Granted, but you're blind now.
I wish I could be attracted to fat chicks.
Granted, only to dying children, and they can't wish to not die.
Granted but you commit suicide like a bitch
I wish you would reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight no immunities
holy shit dude,imagine a skeleton dog.
You just made his wish literally 500 times better bro
Can't grant this wish, it's already true.
Guess they at least enjoy their last fleeting moments
i wish i had a real life Chaos Zweihander+5 that i could actually use properly
>I wish I was ripped and fit.
Granted, but you are a 70 year old midget.
I wish Futurama was back on the air.
granted but instead of testicles you have 1000 watermelons
for user to kek Horiz0nFire all their hs girl win
i want to die
Granted, but you got into art school.
I wish I could actually be a woman for a year.
Reposting facebook shit here? I guess I'm getting old for this shit.
but you're on the receiving end
but live forever in hell
Trick is that you are only LAID with them, and with no sexual connotations.
Granted, but the only magical thing you can do is shit without having to wipe.
I wish I had a horse dick
you're a far left liberal feminazi
i wish for 1 billion asian bitches on my dick
i wish my very few friends still liked talking to me
ooooooh shit!
Granted, but now you live in Equestria and all the ponies are racist toward you.
No, I fuck them, but I'm not attracted to them. I want to enjoy it.
>Granted but she's your sister
How is this corrupting the wish?
Granted, but it's an actual chopped off horsedick, already decomposing
I wish I was happy
they like it ironically
God damn it, I do too.
Granted, but you also have DD tits, a womanly figure, and a vagina
I want to fuck a loli
Granted but the weight crushes u and ur penis
You fucking monster.
Granted, but it's picked up by Seth Macfarlane.
I wish I had some drive to accomplish things.
loli is ugli
Granted, but you are so freakishly happy that nobody likes you.
You're a nigger.
your drive is to serial rape and kill
granted but the things you have a drive to accomplish go against your morals
Granted but the loli is dead
(does this make it better or worse?)
I wish I was dead.
Granted, but your drive is to commit suicide
I wish people understood they can't just grant wishes they have to wish for something as well
Granted, but you are revived 30 seconds later
Granted, but you come back to life as a paralyzed nigger
I wish I could make people happy
:-(
Wait, 10" cock, DD tits, girly figure and a vagina? Sign me up!
granted but that isn't how it works since I'm a genie
I wish I was the best dungeon master in the world.
granted, but they all want scat porn of your mother and grandmother
I wish I had children
nobody in your games can roll natural 20s
granted but your mother will die in her sleep tobight no immunities
Granted, but you have no one to play with.
I wish I was good at overwatch
they're from your wife's rapist
granted but they all have down syndrome
wish I looked like pic related
Granted, But the user who grants your wish wishes to not wish.
Granted but the game no longer has a large player base and you have to wait 2 hours to get a match
I wish i had infinite money
Granted, but the only characters you can play are Mei, D.Va, and Mercy
Granted but you go blind.
Granted, but wishes never come true
I wish to be cozy
Granted, but you have to survive a year in the 40k universe.
I wish I had a pet foxgirl who loved me and followed my every order.
granted but ur a fag
I wish I die and reborn a beautiful girl with a beautiful rich wife with lovely children on utopian planet where drugs are legal and do no harm and everyone is immortal and happy.
Granted, but your currency is useless
I wish Sup Forums removed captcha
I wish all the people will love each others soo much and i could get my dream girl
I wish I could be a cripple both physically and mentally. Try it faggots
granted but now its subscription only
I wish this player TheLegend27 would stop kicking my ass
Granted, but it's a coma dream
i wish i had immunity from spooky internet curses
Granted, but GR 15 doesn't exist and every board is Sup Forums related.
Wish I had a turkey sandwich.
Immortal and children don't go hand in hand
But anyway, granted, but your planet is days away from being swallowed by a black hole.
Granted but every one else also gets your dream girl
Granted, but your hero is captured (regardless if your peace shield is up)
Granted, but everyone would make love so much the women would die of dick suffocation