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>The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and ate his asshole out.

Good thread!

is that Donnie Darko?

wow threads on the web, mind is blown

lol

Those first two films were simply true, unfiltered kino.

>scanning the trilogy for a line without curse words

Autism.

IMPRESSIVE

Holy shit, how did Raimi get away with this?

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT

... WHEN YOU EVICT THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS NEXT DOOR

Jesus Raimi.

WOAH

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>so this is what being a nigger feels like
What the hell, Raimi?

"I'm coming for your daughter next"

2edgy4me

>the welfare...it feels good
how did raimi get away with this?

Director's cut when? or 3dgy5u?

>see ya faggot
What did he mean by this?

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JIMMY FUCKING NEUTRON

>Go get them niggers, Grand Dragon
Why was this allowed?

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"The story of my life is not for the ears of jews, spics, and niggers".

It wasn't considered obscene back then.

Gotta be honest. A Spider-Man villain should not be more entertaining than Spider-Man himself.

Even if it is the Goblin.

Aunt May, I'm Green Goblin!

god raimi's spiderman films were so fun. fuck these soulless marvel movies, just get raimi to direct every superhero movie

>FINISH IT!

Finish that prayer, I'll call it in!

im here for granny's peach tea

It was the 70's

>Find that little faggot, or I'll shove a robot arm so far up your girlfriend's cunt I'll be playing tiddlywinks with her ovaries.

Seemed a little harsh.

>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of the closet you giant faggot!

I mean come on..

Raimi Spiderman are soulful kinos with tons of fun and perfect casting.

I can't even what happened in Avengers 2, but I remember almost everything about these movies.

>If you don't fuck the busload of children, I'll drop your girlfriend from the bridge.

What did he mean by this?

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>This ain’t the only pie I'll be eatin' tonight.

I don't get it.

holy fuck this scene without sound is just too funny

>Thats a cute outfit! Did your husband make it for you?

How the FUCK did Raimi get away with this homophobic shit?

The gays knew their place back then.

>تقديم البيتزا لك الرمال زنجي

I can't tell if this is progressive or problematic...

There's actually a deleted scene where Bonesaw's husband Brian gives him a goodbye kiss before he steps into the ring. The scene makes a lot more sense in the director's cut, where it becomes clear that Parker was just trying to establish a friendly truce rather than chide the angry homosexual wrestler

RREEEEEEEEE

All dat Dr.Pepper

i'm surprised no one has dubbed the original movie with these lines.

>those teeth

Why did they make Venom british?

>spigger gets shot by the cops
how did raimi get away with this?

GOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

it would be pretty funny if Sup Forums tried to dub a whole spiderman movie and release the dubbed movie in public.

I don't know who or how they did it but everytime I look at this image I read it in his voice, and it's fucking perfect.

Have another.

ONE LAST CHANCE PEET-HUR

HIS REAL MOUTH DOESN'T MOVE

this scared me when I was a kid lol

It still scares me for some reason

>Never forget Peter. With great power comes the great responsibility of ridding this city of all these dirty porch monkeys.

Raimi is fucking brutal. I wonder if I've ever seen him on Sup Forums

Green Goblin, Doc Oc, Venom is such a perfect line up. Shame that they ruined a nearly impossible to fuck up trilogy by having Dick Goblin and Dusty Bottoms crowd up the third movie. I remember leaving the theater after the third movie and everybody was so disappointed.

I pity future spiderman movies. Leaks say that the new movie is going to have Vulture in it. Vulture? Might as well pick a garbage can as a villain.

I love Sam Raimi

Aw man, from that freeze frame I thought this was the Spider-Man broadway performance on Letterman

Is it bad that Willem Dafoe is unironically my favorite actor?

I read on rt that Dafoe improvised that scene

it was a different era

too bad no one's autistic enough to do that though

"He dresses like a faggot, he looks like a poof"
"but we should all just get covered in his Spider-Spoof "
"look out (woo!) here cums the Spider-man!"

God damn I want a Dr.Pepper right now

I speak Arabic, he's saying "Hey Parker, that'll be $7.99 plus tip"

>Shazam!
>You're not Superman you know.
Why didn't DC sue?

Back then nobody really cared about copyright.

>you need explanation for how it is your problem, man of spiders?
>oh do not look so shocked, you thought the jumping of spider could hide from the ears of cat?
>we are of one spirit, man of spiders. You see, in Old Country, I too had many things that were not problem of anyone else. My brothers and I, we make sure that they never become problem ever again
> you think door is not your problem? You think rent is not your problem? No fears then, for one way or another, these will never be problems for you ever again

Was he always supposed to be this cold?

He is based off of Steve Ditko, who was an objectivist, and naturally a sociopath.

>hit with the massive force behind a falling streetlight

Holy SHIT, Raimi may have gone too far in a few places.

>Don't tell Harry, that I'm a fucking faggot
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI

kek

Pizza time?

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>The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and I came in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.
What did he mean by this?

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GoooooOOOO

Dafoe kicks ass.

>There was FIRE FIGHT
Hell I love Tom Hardy because he can genuinely act.I love The Take series actually sad when it ended.

>He's in a lot of twouble!

Watch Bronson and you'll get it

Jesus Christ, Raimi.

>Tobey trying to cum
>"GO! UP UP AND AWAY! SHAZAM!"

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>We will never see Paul Giamatti go apeshit as Rhino.

I am so sorry, Paul. You were so excited to be Rhino too.

>this thread

Christopher Young's Sandman theme is great. None of that Zimmer dicking around.

>ywn watch "Spider Man™ (2002) for the first time ever again

Raimi Spider-Man threads are always the comfiest.

I watched it way to much on dvd. I still love it but damn I don't know why I watched it more than 2 when I saw 2 in theaters.

critics at the time really glossed over the scene where peter called him a kike

Penny Marko will be 19this year

Such a good fucking game

That was the first movie I ever saw in theaters desu

I saw 2 in theaters and had to piss during the marriage scene.

>"ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?"

MY BABYYYYYYY

What the fuck is going on ITT?

>'I'm always in your ass, Gobby'

Damn Sam

>YOU WILL BURN IN HELL YOU SPANDEX WEARING FAGGOT

How did Raimi get away with this?