Come on, let's see if any legit interesting people are around

come on, let's see if any legit interesting people are around

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>ive witnessed two murders
>ive been in 4 high speed car crashes
>ive worked in 4 different countries
>ive had sex with multiple partners of both genders without ever having worn a condom and have never contracted an sti
>i have over dosed on heroin and morphine multiple times and have suffered no brain damage or serious liver damage

Did 5 years in prison for Possession of Sch II for resale because my best friend who had his own reality show on A&E called Big Smo set me up in a hotel parking lot.

what kind of work?

none destructive testing for applus rtd

pimped my crackhead ex out

What do you do in that kind of job? How do you get it?

>im a skeleton

I created the 'troll face' picture. By created I mean I drew the first comic in which it was used, with the stoner hiding from the cops in the fridge.

I've always been weirdly proud of how it took off, yet angry with how 'normied' it has become.

I only fap to traps ironically

skelly leave plz

I am sexually attracted to cars.

post the pic?

Big fan.

3 spooky 5 me plz go

but you didnt create the face?

I fucked Moot.

I don't have it on this computer, sadly.

whats your name sir?

I testified in the US Senate once

repost your nudes, pl0x

>once stole a whole shelf of watches from a store that each sold for ~$150
>fucked my two cousins (sisters) on the same day, in the same house when I was 17

I have circumnavigated the world and have never been a member of any navy

I jumped off a bridge to prove it wasn't high
I lived with minor injuries

the type of work i do most concerns pipelines. we use a variety of different tools to access the amount of damage done to the line from trauma or just aging. i got the job by doing the required courses and hours of training through BCIT, i had a few contacts at RTD from when i worked on the pipelines in northern alberta.

You and every man

I participated in the 2000 G8 Summit in Okinawa Japan, and I saw President Clinton speak to the Okinawan people about the US presence on the island.

I also saw Vladimir Putin judo throw a high school student during that same week at a demo. He was in a full business suit.

In High-School, I organized and setup a book drive for a Native American reservation who built a new library but were having trouble filling it with books. I wanted to do something good for some people, figured I would get a hundred books or so. I dedicated my efforts, really pushed and organized, one thing led to another and before I know it I was organizing a multi-town effort or collections and donations over the period of a month. Ended up with over 6000 books, had to all be drove up multiple U-Halls. I have one of the small wings in the library dedicated to me, very few people know about my involvement other than my parents, and a couple friends. Not to sound like a faggot, but I never really found the need to tell people and wanted to keep it my involvement low-key. One of the prouder things I've done in my life.

i can actually see dead people and no not bruce willis

I wonder how many attempts the res-niggers tried to make those books into alcohol before they succeeded

My father escaped Iran on motorbike after his parents, brothers, grandparents were persecuted for religion.

I once masturbated in a GCSE exam which is an important exam you take when you are 16 here in the UK. I was sat on the back row and stroked my dick through my pocket to cum and it was one of the best orgasms I've ever had. Took so long to get there because the room was deathly silent and there was about 200 people sitting in front of me but it was well worth it. It made a mess in my trousers but luckily I had a large blazer on that could hide it. I just hope no one smelled it.

I legitimately am going to kill myself on Sunday.

Which religion?

I've been hit by 3 cars, shot once, I shook hands with Mike Tyson, and I once stopped a rape in progress by throwing snowballs at the fucker and then chasing him a block and a half while simultaneously stripping my clothes off and drunkenly yelling "It's your turn, dirtbag!"

Needless to say, he got away and I got to smash on a rape victim. Consentually, of course. I may be unstoppable, but I am, and will always be, a gentleman.

But why user?

Baha'i.

I didn't ejaculate, not even once, until I was 18. Since then I've fucked 30+ girls and I'm 27

I love fapping to furries. Mainly sharks wth big butts.

I'm a millionaire. I'm sitting on a 4000 dollar couch and typing on a 2000 dollar laptop.

pics?

Literally none of those are outrageous or ridiculous. When you're a degenerate heroin addict, it would be outrageous or ridiculous if you didn't witness any murders, been on any car crashes or fucked a bunch of people. Try again.

how did you make your fortune?

When I was that age I used to enjoy jerking off in strange and risky places. I used to do it in class pretty regularly before I could actually jizz anything, I used to just like itch the end of my cock through my blazer pocket. Thinking back it was really fucked up but hey, we all do weird things as kids, right?

I met an hero.
>Sup Forums has stopped working

I sexually harassed a middle aged woman via text message when I was 11.

you think you're better than me?

My laptop is worth 9k. Mainly because nuka-cola.

> I'm a stripper
> I'm also a high-end courtesan
> I earn $1000+/day
> I have threesomes a few times a week
> I'm actually a lesbian, men are only good for clients
> I actually love my job
> I don't drink alcohol or use drugs at all
> I'll be able to retire comfortably by the time I'm 40

...

Drunk me decided to steal some retard's motorbike, jump off the motorbike right before i crashed it, roll around on the road for a bit, call a drunk friend to pick me up and got home just fine

pics of your pussy or it didnt happen

you did good son

Nah: Revealing information like that online is just asking for trouble.
Yeah, but that's not exactly a high bar, user.

>Be me
>work in fast food
>fix computers on the side
>mfw someone traded me a Mac Pro with dual Xeon and 24GB RAM to fix their shitty iMac
>alrightsure
Probably the only interesting thing I've ever had happen to me.

Oh my god I hope you're not kidding

are you educated?

does your family or friends know?

Tru

Pay me or fuck off. I didn't get where I am by giving it away. Also, you have completely missed the point of this thread. I don't care if anyone believes me.

Probably inherited it. If he actually earned it through hard work he wouldn't be on Sup Forums in the first place.

Hey loves.
Wanna add a pornstar on social media?
Well here
Kik, snapchat, Tumblr, instagram: liaaustin95
Latina, petite, teen
;)

I had to go to summer school all 3 summers between grades even though I never failed a class!

>ive wrecked 2 motorcycles doing triple digits with no bodly damage besides bruises
>only ever had 1 real relationship
>never had a real job for more then a week
>I turn to stealing for income because its just easier for me.
>I am white

Fuck you and your social media..

Wow that was supposed to be a thread itself. But in case you can't tell I do porn
>.>

...

Never seen a Native American on Moonshiners.

email?

Because autism.

Is the fact that you can spend six grand meant to be impressive? Why not just say you're a millionaire.

Yeah, No one gives a fuck.. every desperate, talentless cunt with a decent pair of tits is a pornstar now..

I am very well educated. I wanted to be a doctor, lol. I couldn't afford medical school. By the time I had enough money doing adult entertainment, I realized I was content where I am. No, my friends don't know, nobody understands the reality of being a sex worker, it's not at all like the stigma... and it's easiest not to answer their questions. I don't have any family.

>im a professional hacker
>can type over 2.5 words a second or 150wordsPerMinute
>Make over 200 Dollars a day doing HacksForHire and selling shit to other hackers
>Have pending job offer for top tier networking company
>am only 24

I once used my knowledge of Magic: The Gathering to pickup this slut

yeah but did u ever hack any interesting nudes?

I was Vice President of an European Federation

I set a firework off up my butt and now I have to shit through a tube... I can't afford a carer because then I couldn't afford food, I guess I could eat my carer... Hope trump doesnt get rid of all the undocumented immigrants...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Smo

so what does your social media portray you as? what do your friends and family think you do for money?

L
O
L

>"only ever had 1 real relationship, never had a real job for more then a week, I turn to stealing for income because its just easier for me."
>outrageous, ridiculous claims

Pick one, faggot. Did you forget you're on Sup Forums?

me and my sister touched each other when we were little

>be me
>posts on thread on things about myself that are actually true but people would never believe if I told them
>predictably gets told to prove it
>someone has totally missed the entire point of this thread

In a way.
When I heard that my former highschool would be doing all future yearbooks digitally as well, i went back and found a vuln in their website, which lead directly to the emails of some of girls i used to go to school with. Some of them ironically still had the same password (highschool was almost 6 years ago for me)
Some of the emails hadnt been touched mind you in years but i still managed to find some nudes and juicy personal information on some golden girls.

*ILLEGAL

That's not so bad, I'm sexually aroused by farts. My own and my partners

Jammed with Eddie VanHalen.
Played Ritchie Blackmore's guitar.

I rode a Harley from the east coast to the west coast and back. Took me a month and a half with sight-seeing and shit.

Inb4
>fag

I know already. Idc.

>mfw nothing outrageous about me

Do you like fart juggling?

I've seen people claim this shit before on the Sup Forums. That or you're a fairly active user

Not that unbelievable...
I know a handful of people who did that

I've shot dope, crack, flakka, ate zannies, ended up, with cops in my face with guns, walked for,hours, slept on a park bench, got punched in the face and thought I walked into a wall. Umm, bought the crack and heron from some nig and then he stole,my money. Niggers are niggers no matter what

haha, Baha'i is stupid, tell them to go turn themselves in

lemme a couple of quid?

Got a blowjob from a male counselor at boyscout camp.

Prove it or it didn't happen

how can you hack an e-mail password, is it hard?

Thats not that unreasonable. Jelly about the actual ride, but not that ride bruh.
Actually some of the standard modernish harleys are okay.jpg.

>I built a fusion reactor before/at age 18
>then become a world class junkie
>just normie now

I hate to think high school was my glory days, fuck that

And, you , use a retarded,,numbe,r of commas,,so its believable,,,your drug reta,rded

Prove it or it didn't happen