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Give a super power and reply to other peoples super powers with drawbacks.

XRAY VISION

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only works on men.

Fine with that.

But once you use it, you permanently get blind.

You get to be the biggest faggot ever and get to suck huge cocks everyday.

Power of sucking dicks.

But you don't have a lower jaw.

But you choke on their ejaculation and pass out each time.

The ability to urinate out of your fingertips.

Is literally x-ray vision. You can only see the skeletal system and internal organs. You become increasing aware of cancer and other terminal illnesses in nearly everyone you look at. Plus your vision (since it is ionizing radiation) causes cancer and radiation poisoning in everyone you look at for longer than a few minutes. You die completely alone and or blind.

However, you constantly have to wear gloves that are permanently glued to your wrists.

You have 100% percent success in all your interactions with members of the opposite sex, buut...

you're 100% homosexual

you have become their best gay friend

Only if you're related to them.

Gokus intant transmission

telepathy

The power to make this post get popular

you lose control of your bowels and bladder everytime you use it.

But it tragically fails.

you're not capable of typing or reading, because you're also really fucking retarded.

But

the ability to FREEZE TIME

Only

Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol

You have the power to have every single persons nudes in the world and have absolutely no consequences as long as you share them with Sup Forums.

When

power to control space,time, and matter
legit no downside

You

Power of having chocolate flavoured cum.

Suck

A

Dick

power to produce, manipulate, and become glass.

unable to control space, time, and matter, relevant to yourself.

But you freeze with it

Power of dubs

But only you think it taste like that. Everyone else says it taste like literally shit.

But you have to suck a dick

I said power of dubs

The consequence is that you are being back traced.

But their can only be one with the dubs. Check em.

But a bunch of knuckleheads begin worshiping you and fucking up the meanings behind what you do. you eventually grow bored and get a minimum wage job. Only to have it blown up by a member of an extremist sect of the religion. For some reason it kills you too.

Body swapping anytime, anyone. no time limit. Can change back when I want to.

But you can only rotate spoons

specifically plastic ones and a badly voiced motor noise of a Helicopter plays during said rotation

The superpower to give anybody else any superpower they want with no drawbacks to their superpower or my ability to give it to them

Looking into a mirror will kill you

Noob

your powers are only functional while you are singing Mariah Carey songs at the top of your lungs.

But they are notified and given your address and nudes

Oh god

But only in your dreams.

But only

But gook moot took away (you)'s

But the government knows what you're doing and you're being tracked down.

404 not found ^^^

They re back faggot

But you need to lose a finger to do it....

and you were born with no fingers...

(so you never knew u could do it kekekek)

Kek

you can manipulate your own body heat indefinitely after eating some fried rat.

No they isn't

Impeccable, world class drawing and painting skills and a network of offline and online friends to support and promote you. Thanks to that same network, you will never and don't want to suck a dick

You automatically reincarnate into your reflection in the mirror world...

who in turn looks back to your original self and the switch happens again. Back and forth. Forever.

the power to get quads.

Except you slowly become glass starting from your testicles first over the course of 30 years and die

On the bright side, the glass is colored...

But the rat is poisonous and kills you

But then you realize everything that has ever happened is all your fault and one big mess from what you intended, with no fixing.

Only if you suck a dick

every time you talk to somebody in person, you have to compulsively say "I LIIIIIKE CHOCOLATE MILKKKKKK" directly into their face.

summon nudes of everyone, anybody i imagine. any positon and angle

But you were born without hands.

But you're greedy as fuck and die alone

But you're blind

Choccy milk

Can't turn it off, all you ever see are bones and outlines

But you have to suck a dick.

Power of never getting fat

There will always be a dirty naked refugee fucking them and taking up 99% of the image

The ability to derail this thread with spiderman.

Underrated post

but you have no tastebuds

kek

Except it's abstract so only a specific neo-nazi cult admires your art

Luckily, no dick sucking

Sup Forums is now your personal army

Clothes Beam.

But every spoodermoon posted looks like a banana instead to everyone else

The power to be in possession of CP without it being located

That is not a problem
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kek

But you can't locate it either

theirs always a smelly shitstain on your pants

Except they spam you with small dick pics. Chodes.. Centimeter peters... Disgusting and sweaty... Hairy...

You also cannot locate it

and the target is yourself

But the army is actually reddit

the more u use it the more cancer it gives u. a bit like Sup Forums over summer

Even worse, it's r/nosleep

My superpower is to be a tentacle monster that rapes anime girls

Dick always conforms to any womans vagina and changes to the perfect shape and size for maximum orgasms for the both of you

>Mariah Carrey
>singing
Screaming and howling isn't singing.

but you have no legs or arms