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Give a super power and reply to other peoples super powers with drawbacks.
XRAY VISION
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Give a super power and reply to other peoples super powers with drawbacks.
XRAY VISION
only works on men.
Fine with that.
But once you use it, you permanently get blind.
You get to be the biggest faggot ever and get to suck huge cocks everyday.
Power of sucking dicks.
But you don't have a lower jaw.
But you choke on their ejaculation and pass out each time.
The ability to urinate out of your fingertips.
Is literally x-ray vision. You can only see the skeletal system and internal organs. You become increasing aware of cancer and other terminal illnesses in nearly everyone you look at. Plus your vision (since it is ionizing radiation) causes cancer and radiation poisoning in everyone you look at for longer than a few minutes. You die completely alone and or blind.
However, you constantly have to wear gloves that are permanently glued to your wrists.
You have 100% percent success in all your interactions with members of the opposite sex, buut...
you're 100% homosexual
you have become their best gay friend
Only if you're related to them.
Gokus intant transmission
telepathy
The power to make this post get popular
you lose control of your bowels and bladder everytime you use it.
But it tragically fails.
you're not capable of typing or reading, because you're also really fucking retarded.
But
the ability to FREEZE TIME
Only
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You have the power to have every single persons nudes in the world and have absolutely no consequences as long as you share them with Sup Forums.
When
power to control space,time, and matter
legit no downside
You
Power of having chocolate flavoured cum.
Suck
A
Dick
power to produce, manipulate, and become glass.
unable to control space, time, and matter, relevant to yourself.
But you freeze with it
Power of dubs
But only you think it taste like that. Everyone else says it taste like literally shit.
But you have to suck a dick
I said power of dubs
The consequence is that you are being back traced.
But their can only be one with the dubs. Check em.
But a bunch of knuckleheads begin worshiping you and fucking up the meanings behind what you do. you eventually grow bored and get a minimum wage job. Only to have it blown up by a member of an extremist sect of the religion. For some reason it kills you too.
Body swapping anytime, anyone. no time limit. Can change back when I want to.
But you can only rotate spoons
specifically plastic ones and a badly voiced motor noise of a Helicopter plays during said rotation
The superpower to give anybody else any superpower they want with no drawbacks to their superpower or my ability to give it to them
Looking into a mirror will kill you
Noob
your powers are only functional while you are singing Mariah Carey songs at the top of your lungs.
But they are notified and given your address and nudes
Oh god
But only in your dreams.
But only
But gook moot took away (you)'s
But the government knows what you're doing and you're being tracked down.
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They re back faggot
But you need to lose a finger to do it....
and you were born with no fingers...
(so you never knew u could do it kekekek)
Kek
you can manipulate your own body heat indefinitely after eating some fried rat.
No they isn't
Impeccable, world class drawing and painting skills and a network of offline and online friends to support and promote you. Thanks to that same network, you will never and don't want to suck a dick
You automatically reincarnate into your reflection in the mirror world...
who in turn looks back to your original self and the switch happens again. Back and forth. Forever.
the power to get quads.
Except you slowly become glass starting from your testicles first over the course of 30 years and die
On the bright side, the glass is colored...
But the rat is poisonous and kills you
But then you realize everything that has ever happened is all your fault and one big mess from what you intended, with no fixing.
Only if you suck a dick
every time you talk to somebody in person, you have to compulsively say "I LIIIIIKE CHOCOLATE MILKKKKKK" directly into their face.
summon nudes of everyone, anybody i imagine. any positon and angle
But you were born without hands.
But you're greedy as fuck and die alone
But you're blind
Choccy milk
Can't turn it off, all you ever see are bones and outlines
But you have to suck a dick.
Power of never getting fat
There will always be a dirty naked refugee fucking them and taking up 99% of the image
The ability to derail this thread with spiderman.
Underrated post
but you have no tastebuds
kek
Except it's abstract so only a specific neo-nazi cult admires your art
Luckily, no dick sucking
Sup Forums is now your personal army
Clothes Beam.
But every spoodermoon posted looks like a banana instead to everyone else
The power to be in possession of CP without it being located
kek
But you can't locate it either
theirs always a smelly shitstain on your pants
Except they spam you with small dick pics. Chodes.. Centimeter peters... Disgusting and sweaty... Hairy...
You also cannot locate it
and the target is yourself
But the army is actually reddit
the more u use it the more cancer it gives u. a bit like Sup Forums over summer
Even worse, it's r/nosleep
My superpower is to be a tentacle monster that rapes anime girls
Dick always conforms to any womans vagina and changes to the perfect shape and size for maximum orgasms for the both of you
>Mariah Carrey
>singing
Screaming and howling isn't singing.
but you have no legs or arms