"user, my eyes are up here"

>"user, my eyes are up here"

three jugs ha ha

checkem

You forgot to add
>music for this feel?

yeah but you're ugly so..

Yes but I'm staring at the coffee pot in your hand. DUH!

(And what does any of this have to do with Sup Forums?)

That's a kettle user. All the blood from your brain must be in your dick.

as someone who is... pretty bad for forgetting about eyes, ive never been called out for looking at boobs.

of course i am staring at your music taste

Because they'd just rather not talk to you at all.

j-j-j-j-j-jugs

it's a teapot

...

>tfw 2 years without sex

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>"user, my eyes are up here"

I've made my choice.

year and a half here

what was worse being a virgin or the current dry streak

IMO the dry streak is legit just as bad

Pls love me pls.

i think it's worst because being a virgin you don't know what you're missing

> What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went...I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.

>>tfw 3 hours without sex
Not gonna make it bros

yeah but then you get laid and it sucks and nothing gets better

>tfw you have a qt3.14 gf and she has big titties

feels good anons

>tfw no gf with big tits

>tfw when you have qt gf and no longer feel crushing anxiety to get rid of your virginity as soon as possible

>tfw only enjoy rawdog sex
>tfw caught syphilis once and pregnancy scare
>tfw had to give up sex

Guess I should try to find wife

How do I get a big tiddies gf anons?

My bad lil mama thought those big ol titties were ya eyeballs ya yeet

Be hi test

its better because actually know how to go about it rather than if you never did

i'm 30 and a virgin, user. also haven't left the house in 2 years...guess how i feel?