*glomp tackles you* X3

*glomp tackles you* X3
*nuzzles you and notices your bulge* OwO
What's this?

Wut

i'm gay

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THIS IS NOW A VORE THREAD

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It's my wallet you fucktard. I keep it in my front pocket so if anyone tries to steal it they have to get close to my dick. Now get off of me. I have important business to attend to. I might just report you for assaulting me you crazy bastard! Do you really think it is ok to just tackle and glomp people you don't know?

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WELL I SURE AIN'T COMPLAININ'

Yeah,yeah, look buddy I don't give a damn about how lonely you are. You pushed me into a damn puddle and now my suit is fucking ruined. How the fuck am I supposed to go meet with the damn executives when I look like shit?!

Bump

Figures

Those are Teddy bear chollas right?

le toasting in le epic maymay bread

^_^ TEHEE

Did you give up on us?

wew

YOU FEELIN' DELICIOUS, BUSTER BOY?

Hello officer. I would like to report a crazy man who is running around tackling and glomping people. I believe he goes by the name OP.

Hell yeah man! I am the tastiest motherfucker to ever walk this earth!

OwO
What's this?
An oldfag?

whats this cancer.

WATCHU' DOIN' STANDING ' 'ROUND BY YO-SELF THEN? GET IN HERE!

Hell yeah it's a fucking party in the belly bois!

Bump

Bump

Bumperino

Fucking Kek

I NEED MORE OF THESE

IT'S A PENIS
*starts to tear off your clothes*