I want some grape drink baby

I want some grape drink baby

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Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Purple

Sugar. Water. And of course Purple.

based. knew when to get out of the game before it ruined him. his block party special is great too.

youtube.com/watch?v=726Ujz_KOHE

FUCK OFF ME, NIGGA! THAT'S MY BUS STOP!!

all i have is juice

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE??

>get famous and rich from making racist jokes about black people "ironically"
>get butthurt when white people laugh at them

How old is 15 really?

You know good and hell well you're wrong. And so am I for responding. The situation with Chappelle was the same one with Archie Bunker and All in the Family. The joke was SUPPOSED to be that Archie was an ignorant bigot and Meathead was actually right and he was too stupid to see it. The problem was half the country didn't understand the joke and just thought Archie was speaking rationally. Same thing with Chappelle. He got frustrated that his satire was being misinterpreted and taken literally and wanted to wash his hands of it. Fuck- if Mark Twain was born in the 20th century and writing now he'd be considered an icon of the Christian right and probably have hanged himself in embarrassment.

>"satire"

CHOCOLATE? This is DOO DOO baby!

Good job. Great stuff.

I WANT THAT PURPLE STUFF

That moustache is so poorly maintained, ridiculous.

open and shut case, Johnson.

SMOOTH AS EGGS

Hey muthafucka, what's all this chocolate on yo face!?

I AM SELLING WEED NIGGA
GOT KIDS TO FEED

>I went to the tenderloin
>that shit was rough
>the opposite of tender

Yo i gotta shut down the studio

Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch!

I only drink the finest breast milks.

BITCH

BREAST MILK

you made my dayyyyy

A sugar cookie man this is crazy

he didnt get out, he ran away in a fit of paranoia. just listen to him talk or do stand up today. the guy is burnt out, bitter, and borderline humorless

I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN

I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

He got frustrated that his satire
the only problem is that it wasnt just satire. Some skits were satirized racism, others parodied and pointed out systemic issues in black culture. Its just that white people only cared to reflect on the black culture parodies, and not the bits that pointed the finger back at them.
But thats what made the show great, it was both aware and self-aware

IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME! MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO!

Jesus, you guys are faggots. Chappelle was a comedian like any other, but he couldn't handle the sudden shot to fame and the bantz from critics and had a breakdown. He's not some misunderstood genius like Galileo that was persecuted for his views. He's just another funny black motherfucker.

YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE, HMMM?
JUST LIKE IT SMELLS
DELICIOUS

>ywn take part in the "battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert"

>Samuel Jackson [beer]! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!

I would unironically want to drink a cold Samuel Jackson.

>When we asked "Why? After nineteen years of marriage."
>He said "Because she was a nigger lover."

Who said something about oil bitch you cookin?

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

woogie boogie nigger
woogie boogie

HEY BABY

WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!

CLICK CLICK

And you're a fucking philistine

>DIVERSIFY YO BONDS NIGGUH

You used to live in my BALLS son. Now you're making jewelry out of macaroni?

jews

Keks

>cum in the fish bowl!
>oh shit, dey eatin' it!

The problem is that there is infinitely more to critizise about black culture.

Just look at the "what if everybody was just open about their racism" skit he does as part of his standup.

The whites being racist towards blacks part is just generalization but reflects reality.
The blacks being racist towards whites part is just harping on about history, completely pointless...

So we're supposed to laugh at black people because they're ignorant.

A white man is speaking. Please, quiet down. Silencium .....

UNGAWA

would you cut the mularky!

>I'm sorry officer..I..didn't know I couldn't do that.
WELL NOW YOU DO! GET OUTTA HERE! JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

>That nigger broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere!

That don't scare you? Fine. I didn't even wanna say this...

THE MOTHAFUCKA BOUGHT SOME YELLOW CAKE... IN AFRICA.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc

Man his stand up sets were great.

Shame all his jokes about not being wired too tightly weren't just jokes.

I miss him.

> How does it taste mother fucker?

My god, his balls are as smooth as eggs

WHY didn't tell him how good the cheese was?

I don't know man, his stand up was fucking hilarious when i saw him recently

Who's the 5 best rappers of all time?
Dylon
Dylon
Dlyon
Dylon
Dylon
Because i spit hot fiyah

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Dave was right, that black kid can't take his eyes off it

How old is 15 really?

>tfw you get taken to the ghetto when you're not expecting to go

To this day I say "Yo baby!" to small children to get their attention.

NIGGAS

>I would unironically want to drink a cold Samuel Jackson.
Oh it's anything but cold.

Zip it up and zip it out

Zzzippity doo dad bye bye

>implying you can even grow facial hair

>It's got healthy stuff
>sunny d is 90% corn syrup and sugar and like 5% actual juice

We can't trust random niggas with things like that

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

>yfw you see people in front of you at the grocery store buying tampico and you just want to scream at them
THAT'S NOT FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!!! AND WHATS WITH ALL THE HOD DOGS??!!

Mm, fresh off the printer

DAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA

Diddy appreciates you.

>allahu akbar

I just have a box of wine

you doin yo taxes man? is that whats hot on the street these days? doin your taxes?

are you sure?

YES I'M SHO BITCH!

...

THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!

Yeah..
Its the premium
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell ya somethin

always gets me. you will never see that for the first time again

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That, children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, but it wouldn't be the last.

...

I DONT NEED YOU HONEY
I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY

>Archie Bunker and All in the Family

who?


>He got frustrated that his satire was being misinterpreted


no, he wanted to maintain his humanity in the world of show business and thought those two were incompatible thus, Africa.

do you have a grooming guide for them?

is that a 15-year-old girl in the picture?

>YES I'M SHO BITCH!

WHO SAID THAT?

what was your reaction when chapelle revealed himself as a sexual deviant

youtu.be/T7SiyhUflYQ

Whos not?

> revealed

what do you mean