He who makes the post with the third most replies in this thread will be granted immortality

He who makes the post with the third most replies in this thread will be granted immortality.

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Nobody gets imortality if there are less than three replies, though. And what if there's a tie?

What the fuck kind of specific prerequisite is that, OP?
Actually, now that I think about it, it's better than "trips for immortality", so let's do this niggers.

Trust me, if this gets big enough, there won't be any ties.

I win, give me immortality.

kek

i don't think so

You have been visited by the obese pedo of Sup Forums. Obesity will come to you unless you comment "pedo" on this video

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6zALZZiFA

im already immortal and it fucking sucks

it's gonna keep sucking
elevating you to continued immortality now

Is it because of the "everyone I loves dies and I don't" thing that it sucks?

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look at these numbers.

So posts with no replies get immortality?

all posts with one reply

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im god grant me immortality

*replies*

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I merely wish for death
after I play through Persona 5 and JoJolion is finished of course

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on by three

I know you can't resist this kitty.

nice quads

im just a regular man