I fucked up /b and now i feel like shit

I fucked up /b and now i feel like shit.
I sent the long ass reply to her right after i woke up and i thought it would be funny. I thought she would laugh it off and be all like:
"Ha ha very funny try again horndog you know im not going to do stuff like that. Maybe the working out but i shouldnt be required to do stuff in exchange for the things i want/need."

Or at least something along those lines as far as what i expected her to reply with. I had forgotten all about her asshole ex that used to do this kind of shit to her all the fucking time.
Pics related its the whole convo

Sidenote: i really do love my wife. It kills me to think i have hurt her emotionally. I called her at the end of the texts to appologise and calm her and i got an earfull. Been fucking with me all day this has. And ive been on the verge of tears all day. And having to make excuses about "something with the ac is messing with my eyes making them water like crazy"

How fucked am i /b ive been married to her for 5 years. She is the reason i decided to not end my life 5 years ago. Litterally she gave me a reason to live. For that i love her to my final day.
Is my marriage over?

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Literally just show her this thread you dweeb, you've been married five years? You said in the first paragraph what you should have said to her

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Wow that's a whole different level of dropping your spaghetti.

She's cheating on you and looking for a way out.

I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

well, it's 2 p.m. here but i just woke up 1 hour ago and finished my coffee'n'sandwiches. and i read this. jeez u r fucked user haha.

Truuu

You've been married to her for 5 years and you still haven't been able to realize that she has a terrible sense of humor?

this

Been thinking this for a while. Been thinking that she is thinking aboit cheating for a while.
Im on a super long busness trip that she couldnt come on. 9 months. I go home in 5.
Gave her permission to fuck another guy before i left just in case. Amd because she has only to my knowledge ever had 2 dicks. I think any woman needs to jabe jad at least 10 before she can truly say she is not a virgin anymore.

Beta faggot detected, who lets their wife go on a trip for 9months.

Post some nudes, your marriage can't get any more fucked

Beta cuckold she's leaving you for s nigger with a long dick

Im on the busness trip dumbass.

Man she is 100% still hung up on her ex.

This is nothing to do with you. It's her issues with her ex.

nuff said

No.

I feel like theres more to this than you are telling us, she is already irritated about a bunch of other shit clearly and that just pushed her a little further.
best thing you can do it not panic, the more you think about it and panic the more fucked you are 100%
The path is already paved, now you just have to wait for it to be walked.
Good luck

OP you need to get rid of this bitch. She's throwing her old boyfriend up at you and acting all hurt.... Can't you see how played you are?

>ruining a perfectly fine screen for """art"""

What a bitch she is. Talk about emotional bullying
If my wife even mentioned an ex after 5years of marriage it would be bizarre and a serious red flag that something else was up.

Wtf did you marry, OP? Your message was retarded, but your wife seems like a classic whiny, basic bitch, so I don't get how you could think this would turn out any other way. That last message she sent, lol. Fucking women

I agree the only thing you can do is go home immediately to her and find a new job, also do be surprised when you go home that she is distant from you and has been sleeping around. If you are the beta faggot i think you are you will never keep her.

Tyrone and Chad have been dubble pounding her while you've been away man.. there is nothing you can do!

Ok. So how do i help her work past all that so that she and i can try to be happy?
Every negative feeling she has about sex apparently stems from him and how he messed her up.
Now i cant make even a small joking request without her flipping out.
It doesnt help that she gets zero pleasure from sex. She litterally either feels nothing, pain, or a weird feeling that is neither pleasureable or painful.
Litterally the only way she cannhave an orgasm is from masturbation or me going down on her and going to town on her clit.
She gets zero pleasure from dick.
We keep ttying to get her pregnant but she has PCOS and hardly ever drops an egg and hardly ever has a period.
We are hoping that pregnancy and childbirth will somehow destroy her genital area just right so that her body will heal back normally and she can finally enjoy sex.

I know its a pipe dream.
But i keep holding out hope but i keep having those hopes destroyed whenever i saybsomething joking like this and she freaks out at me.

You are a complete retard and doubly so for that last text. "well excuuuse me for trying to talk about fantasies."

You are so retarded OP that you don't even realize that with that sentence you are trying to put the blame on her. Presumably not intentionally but can easily be misread as that.

1. you are a retard for doing that joke
2. you are a retard for doing that joke via text where sentences can easily be misunderstood
3. you are a retard for continuing your lame-ass apologizing via text, instead of calling your wife and continuing the conversation verbally, where you would hopefully have a chance of explaining yourself and setting it straight. Inb4 calls are too expensive or she's abroad or something, this is the one situation where you man up and eat the cost of that call no matter how expensive.

Also inb4 someone calls me a SJW, I'm a guy, mostly happily married, and also have an occasionally stupid sense of humor. I thank you OP for posting your stupidity for others to not try and pull this shit - but if I did, I wouldn't be trying to apologize to the missus via text...

Well at least she is getting her rocks off somewhere.

Jesus man you're retarded... There's a time and place for everything. But hindsight is 20/20 so I digress. You have 2 options. You wanna keep her and trust she isn't cheating? Be a sappy lil bitch like you were with all that "she's the reason I didn't kill myself" shit. Women love that shit. Make it sound like your entire world revolves around her. Second option. If you're suspicious, then let things stay a little sour for a while. Don't be a dick, but don't fall on your knees and beg for forgiveness. Then find a buddy back home (or even a stranger) and have them sweet talk and be there for her. If she takes the bait, she's a cheater and you can let her go.

I'm no relationship expert but I'd good money on both of you being fucking ugly.

wow

Yea, I'm with you user. That's why he knows Tyrone isn't fucking her, for sure a basic bitch and ugly as fuck.

wife of 5 years cant come on a 9 month trip and after 5 years you cant even play around a little bit with ur (shit) fantasies? cya bitch

Do you know how to read?

She is a 6 /10.
But she is the only woman whonhas ever truly loved me and seemed saine and stable at the time.

She asks you to buy her a fucking nook and then throws a fit when you make a joke?

Fuck her dude, you did nothing wrong.

There's literally billions of people in the world. Don't be so dumb to think this whiney bitch is the only one that will ever put up with you and your different levels of autism. Don't get me wrong you are definitely special but please, to think this is the only bitch who will put up with you is retarded. Also post a picture of her, I'm guessing your 6/10 ain't the same as mine.

This, then again I wouldn't give a shit about her

U might tho

OP, I don't think that you're in the wrong here. She kinda just sounds like a bitch.

This thread is full of beta.

The only correct response to her first message back is "Bitch, don't lump me into the same category as your Cuck faggot ex-bf. Either do what the fuck I say or your fat fucking ass better not be in my house when I get back"

Acting emotional.

That's how women get Nooks.

She sounds fat and you sound desperate for anybody to love you.

Please don't have kids.

Says the only guy here that has Op's side.

Op here. I just let go and cant stop crying now.
If she does choose to divorce me over this. And she can use it as grounds for divorce. She can take me for everything i have and force me to pay alimony until the day i die.
Letts just face it.
I am a worthless sack of shit. Whose only good use is a money transferance device to fill her pockets with dollars.
I give her everything she wants whenever she wants it so long as the bills get paid on time she gets anythingnunder the sun that my income can buy.
Sure she gets me things sometimes. But not very often. But when she does its usually something major. Something high dollar.

This is how I got married and devoiced 3 times

Maybe you should use some of those dollars to get some therapy.

You're a beta cuck... Go kill yourself please

Pic related to your marriage OP. She will fuck a nigger and leave. You may as well just end it now.

You're getting cucked mate.

5 years and still thinking about her ex? She's looking for a way out. Your fault for telling her to fuck other guys you beta numale.

I love these threads, especially when I'm having a hard time dealing with my girlfriends emotional shit.

You people are more fucked up and cucked up than I ever will be. You make me feel like I can conceal my true power levels and keep my spaghetti spillings to a minimum and blend in with society.

Thanks Sup Forums.

awesome meme b/ro, it's like you read my life!

Ooooh, that last post was a mistake there. Admitting that these are your fantasies just sealed your fate bro. She will know forever that she's not enough for you.

What a fucking faggot.

Stop being a faggot. If she refuses to do any of this, dump her. No doubt she'll come running back, nipple piercings at the ready

She sounds like a deranged tart. Good riddance op

She mentions her ex way too much. Wtf is a married woman of 5 years using her ex as an excuse for not being able to a joke? She seems like a sensitive cunt and needs to quit bitchin

OP she sounds way to fucking unstable and emotional.

would not be suprised if shes a cheater, she doesnt sound like she places that much value on your relationship honestly.

If you don't have kids I'd run. That shit will only get worse.

Every modern marriage, period.

I agree with this user. get the fuck out as soon ask you can, while you are away distract yourself with other females (o wait i forgot your a fat cuck)

Shit man, Not OP but, if I would find myself in this position I will definitely spent the rest of my life in prison.

Happily ever after.

My wife doesn't get my jokes sometimes either.

Just tell her to calm down and realize you were joking. If that doesn't work then tell her that she's the only one at that intensity level and to enjoy herself there and you'll be waiting for her in normal land with the rest of the sane people.

a thinking female /thread over. it was over at the moment you gave her a choice. tell her she needs a tissue if shes going to cry her eyes out, and you arent making her do anything. the only thing she needs to do is get used hearing things he does want you to say because you have your own mind, and your not a slave. OP you fucked up majorly by providing documentation for her so called case. who knows who she may keep it to show you up you fucking idiot. now you better toughen up. even though its a marriage you can only worry about yourself. keeping right your side in order. if she dont want to get her lazy ass up, start talking to other woman on the side and see them when shes at work or whenever you can make an excuse like i dont know shooting hobby. leaving her alone is the only best thing you can do, and she'll probably he happy enough to sit there and do nothing. meanwhile at least youre fucking a freak or a escort once in a blue.

lol she's going to be milking this for a while

You've been married to her for 5 years and she still thinks about her ex.

You're fucked. Get out while you can, it's only going to get worse.

wtf is wrong with you? can't stop lmao rn, topkek

OP sorry to say that, but what the fuck is wrong with her?
ok your text was retarded af, but her reaction?... doesn't sound like you have a great relationship, you really need to fix that and I mean not to stop texting her bs like that but really fixing the whole thing, here clearly is sth going wrong

>woman
>terrible sense of humor
Quick, everyone act surprised.

Damn, Nick!

If you didn't have kids with her, I'd say end it. Still, it was kinda insensitive. I guess promise her you won't ever say anything like that again.

Trust is hard to gain back, but she needs to chill too.

fukin hell op, I would never stand for that childish shit, she soudns like an emotional wreck, seriously if this is a common thing from her then I'd consider either counseling or maybe just moving on..

now you get, don't let her ride on a failed joke like this

What the absolut shit is wrong with you? Do you have NO balls what so ever you fucking cuck? is that it?

Jesus christ if you're gonna be that insecure when you have been married 5 years, you can be a 100% sure she's fucking someone else. Nobody likes betas like you

Also, getting away from your parents will help A LOT!
Either way, you want to talk to a divorce lawyer just in case. Get as much of your shit straight as possible and do everything in your power to get custody of your kids.

Hopefully it won't come to that. But there's just too much drama in y'all's lives and I'm sad to say I feel it's doomed. :-(

Cuck

ok abandoning thread... nothing to do here, you're just really fucked, I would have killed myself 5 years ago if I were you

You fucked up and she's going to cheat on you unless you surprise her with something nice like a vacation

You better start fake crying and seem wrong and desperate and fuck if you want to keep her

She already cheated on him an I would bet money on it's not the 1st time..

put on your big boy pants, tell her its a joke and wait for her to get over it

Next time she starts talking about her ex husband, you start talking about your next wife.

>I shouldn't have to do things in exchange for things

Divorce the entitled twat

op why would you ever have verbally given her an option to get dick from someone else while you were out?

wow. you shot yourself in the foot if you told her she could prance around a bit on someone else's cock. are you expecting to die on your trip? that would be the only valid reason to suggest that sorta shit to anyone. if you died on your trip, she'd find a new guy anyway.

jesus, how do you fuck up that badly so often.

actually, how the fuck did someone like you get married 3 times

Your wife is a typical cunt who is spoiled

God i hope she does cheat on me. Then i can get rid of her for infidelity.

Truth is I ware the pants, and if they don't like it gtfo that's how.

She could probably make the case that it wasn't infidelity because of y'all's mutual gf.

OP, tell her to get her fucking act together. Your reasons for your message are sound and your apology is sincere. She's just capitalizing on this incident you garner as much emotional leverage over you as possible. She is consciously doing this. You need to shut her down right now or she'll dangle stuff like this over you for years to come.

haha what a bitch. she wants phone but she doesnt want to give any favours back then threatens you with divorce. id say fuck, divorce her first, live happy life after/

No. I know she would likely never actually do it. But just in case she does. I am prepared for it.
Its not like i havent cheated on her while we were casually dating and she told me out right at the time that she was also dating other guys but only fucking me.
I didnt beleive her of course because i was dating and also fucking other women.
The problem is that she swears to god and everyone that she has always been sexaslly faithful to me. To which i have always called bullshit. I have even asked her hey who was that other guy you had sex with that one time when you and i were casually dating/fucking?
I am a man afterall.
I do have needs dont i?

This has to be fake. This more than those messages will be responsible for you losing your wife. You fucking moron

She sounds like a hardcore bitch. What an unfun person to marry. Terrible choice, OP

Op this is how you talk to a filthy whore. Not your fucking wife you stupid fuck.

Agreed.
Marriage without sex thst is mutuslly enjoyed, is pointless.