Is rolling worth the risk

is rolling worth the risk...

oh boy

> Be 10 > playing pokemon on shitter before school > Bus comes outside > I still havent wiped > Mom yells I have to go > Have horrible poison ivy on crotch > Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus > Girl I like sits next to me > asks me if ive ever been kissed > I take out my gameboy > She starts whispering in my ear > I start sweating > I look down > The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices > I notice > I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes > My sphagetti falls out all over > I start sweating more > Realize i forgot to wipe my ass > The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti > bus gets to school > Try and run to bathroom > teacher catches me > its penis inspection day > my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first > Nurse demands For me to take off my pants > I refuse > She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch > close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs > She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out > she pukes on my dick > I get expelled

fuck

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Roll

check'em

Atleast you died

Rolling

reroll

Rollin

0 GET!!!!!

holy fuck rawl
this shit is interesting

fuck im paralyzed
reroll

Rolls-Royce

YES TRIPS!

rolling to get AIDS

your so fucking annoying

yolo

Rill

my new bitch wetter than a lake

trips not enough
must have more

rollarino

who do you think these people are on here?

Rawl
(rawr)

i`ve died fucking twice
rolling again

never enough roll

reroll i aint gonna be fucking paralyised

Rulleredererino

Gonna kms if I don't get 69. ROLLIN

gimme dat 0

rolling

OH FUCK I DID IT MOM GET THE CAMERA

Rolling

i dont want the truth i want to die
gimme gimme

Reroll

rolling for 5 or 9

Death get

GET!

rln

nigger

Czech em

Reroll

im safe i got my armor on

Sound lads

Yeah

Rull

Roll

roll

reroll

Reroll

Totally worth it, let's ROLLLLLLL

Roll

Re-roll

rolling in my depression

Trips

rollo

roll for 1

Rollin

...

Holyshit

Roll

Reroll

Reroll

Please kill me

I give up lol none of this does anything

rollin

Roll

I got this fam

Roll

roll roll motherfuckaa

Rolling for half life span

roll

They see me rolling

Going for quads

Ikr

rawling

rollin

Hoppity

Rolling for a 5

Roll

Roll

Rllin

rollerino

rolling

roll

rollin

Rollin for it!

no

roll

agen

oh boioioioioioi

Fucking rolling

>You can materialise any object possible
Well I could just materialise a dead person, which makes
>You can bring back any dead person
worth nothing and grants even more power
What is this fucking logic and spelling?

roll

u smelly

rol

Roll.

Reroll.