I am from usa , i am planning to rob a house and never done this before...

i am from usa , i am planning to rob a house and never done this before , the house obviously does not have an alarm system but i see the people leaving for their work every morning , they have an expensive suv and a dog , and the man wears suits and shit , i have no idea what to do please give me advice i dont live in the area but go every 2 nights stalking in my car , i take off the numbers off the back and front and park it and stalk them , im not planning to harm anyone i just need money , please help , i will use a fake gun

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try getting off the net an looking for a job xD

fucking faggot. cant even speak proper english. immigrant scum. fuck off back to where you came from and get a job you dirty nigger.

go fuck yourself nigger. you and this retarded thread you keep rephrasing and reposting.

i sincerely hope your house blows up with your entire lineage inside of it.

inb4 get a job , im white and if i could get a job i wouldnt rob a house u fucking retards , so help me or gtfo

you try that shit on me and you will meet my AR15

Hmmm....Sound like my house...I have a young son who stays home and plays video games all day....

Break in to my house and youre going to get shot by a beta vidya gamer.

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5261 East 61st Avenue Commerce City Colorado

come rob me boy, i'll make sure you get everything you deserve.

>can't get a job
>can rob a house

see, you're just a lazy cunt. use a fake gun please so you get fucking killed by a real one

I've done this once and it worked:

1. Wait for them to leave in the morning, don't fuck up and wait an extra hour in case they forgot something.
2. Look for any newspaper at the entrance.
3. If there's one get it asap, it can save you
4. Look for job ads
5. Stop being a nigger.

That's it, enjoy and share results.
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typical redneck

kill yourself.

do you really think you are tough posting your actual adress on Sup Forums ? have fun you fucking retard

>5261 East 61st Avenue Commerce City Colorado
wtf you live in a shed?

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according to google that shed is ur house lel wtf

yellow fire hydrants?

proper post is proper.
yeah, i do. prove me wrong and do something relevant with it or keep your beta dick sucking mouth closed. i love niggers like you that think the internet is the end all be all of anything.

so again, do something with it or get the fuck on with your sniveling ass. pussy.
i like to refer to it as a 'shanty' but yeah. bretty close to a shed.
nah. they're red here.

>i will use a fake gun
>how to get shot in the US
Better hope you live in a shiity state that allows criminals to sue their intended target if the robbery goes bad.
Hope you die. Hope someone learns a lesson, at least.
>Stealing from private citizens and not corporations.
Scum.

i sleep with 40 round magazines nearby for easy access.

Armed or not. This was a stupid move on your part.

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dont fuck with my big screen, bitch

lmao you live in a fucking shed , why would anyone rob that shit you fucking retard

>i have no idea what to do please give me advice

DON'T DO IT. Stop being a nigger and get a job.

this is a carrot :D

Typical butt hurt non American who is mad because I have gun rights.

yeah? show me. i'm excited to see what a bunch of keyboard warriors can muster up via having my real address.

oh no, you gonna order me dildos? pizzas? oh me oh my. you gonna swat me? how shall i ever survive.

c'mon, you have the information ... show me of 'stupid of a move' this really was. none of you faggots dare even speak your mind in the real world .. hence why you're so full of bravado from the comfort of your keyboard. it's cute.

address posted, let's see what you got kids.

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN

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i have just called your local dominos . what toppings would you like.

still a carrot :D

see? i told you it's more of a shanty than a shed.

That's not your address fake af and you don't have the balls to post your real address you cuck

how about a visit from 10,000 clowns all stuffed in a single car?

i'm a carnivore so use that. and yes, even anchovies (although i'm not sure they're around any more)
that'd be fucking fun
can't convince a coward to not be a coward. glad you know your lane boy.

op here: get cancer

>implying that posting an address is bad if you booby trap your house, unplug your landlines at night, and keep your guns close.
>implying I give a shit about having pizzas delivered to my house
>implying I won't make a buttload of money if someone tries to swat my property
Enjoy your publically available information.
The only reason this is stupid is that it's inviting undue stress if you were susceptible to being embarrassed.

I bet you wake up every day sad as fuck that you live on the ghetto side of the street

is it still a carrot :o

kektastrophe

how much would you bet on that? it might be worth my time.
>publically
zoozle. thanks for stopping by chromosomeman.

>5261 East 61st Avenue Commerce City Colorado

I would rob you myself but commershitty people never have anything good.

Not a good idea unless you know for sure they're away on vacation. You need to know if they're friends with the neighbors. It would be safest to wait until you know the community is mostly vacant. Go through any entrance in the backyard not the front as to avoid suspicion. Windows are usually the place to go. If the dog is there you're fucked. Do not use a gun. The point is to avoid being detected or recognized.

>not sleeping next to a loaded gun that is not chambered.
Enjoy fumbling with a magazine with your fat, panicked sausage fingers.

sure you would boy. sure you would.

:D

get him he tries to deny the power of teh lulz

>user only has 40 rounds within reach
I sleep next to 440 rounds of live, ancient, and surplus ammunition. There are also 4 stripper clips of soft point ready to go on top of those.

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:3 carrot power

too stuck in the niggerdly ways for that shit

How about a nice edible arrangement with a warm hearted greeting card?

thanks for catching my spelling mistake
>I'm not a retard who would be embarrassed by such an event; I'm a retard who would thank you for making me a little less retarded.

hey faggot listen can you please keep an update going while Sup Forums fucks with you?

that sounds lovely, make it happen.
you're most welcome. love you.
i'm still here nigger so .... it's on you keyboard warriors to follow through now. let's see what happens shall we?

>"cant even speak proper english"
>proceeds to speak improper English
Yeah, because you English speaking cunts are so well known for your great knowledge of the only language you can handle...

if OP tried to rob my house, he would get attacked by the rape gorilla

>user has never practiced loading a weapon under stress
>user thinks this is an issue for people with a brain
I bet you use wadcutters in your defensive firearm, you shit.

ITT, a nigger found the internet and is asking for nigger advice

>inb4 not a nigger because white
still a nigger

Nice b8. NYPA

9mm hallow points. Loading under stress and loading after being woken are 2 different things.

>not chambered
Why? Do you unload your gun every time you go to bed? Do you know what bullet setback is? Or do you actually CARRY without one in the tube?

thread is fake and gay, op is a faggot and the other faggot doesnt get rekt, rip thread

Get a fucking job.
Don't steal from people. Companies? Fine, whatever. But not normal people.
You don't know if they worked hard for whatever you're trying to steal like a rat in the night.
You don't know if the jewelry your taking from her was a gift from her grandmother or from her mom.

You also don't know if a gun lives in that house or video cameras.

I know you may be desperate-- but fuck,lad-- there are other ways of getting cash.


What do you need the money for?

don't ever rob a house with a dog. even a little yippy dog

You dun goofed.

> As long as your expropriating some posho's wealthy gained from exploitation go nuts

wew lad. you're a special kind of stupid, perhaps even too special for Sup Forums.
show me pussy. i'm waiting!

Do you know what bullet setback is? First off, it's a myth.
Second it would have to be chambered

Lol US people suck at they're own language

here come the condition zero fuckheads

This. Original OP is a faggot and fake AF. As soon as I get back to my computer commerce city guy will be getting a post in the Denvers craigslist with his address. Stating that he has to get rid of guns and ammo and computer equipment and doesn't have a phone stop by during the day. I guess we'll find out if it's fake

oh man you're going to post on craigslist AND include my address?! HOLY SHIT I'M TERRIFIED!!

c'mon kids, you can do far better than this tired ass 1999 shit. craigslist... smfh ... poor little fucks have no idea how to victimize people with the internet.

Don't worry, dude.
It's comin'

i never worry. ok i lied. i worry about being bored.
you're fucking boring me, please improve.

>Loading under stress and loading after being woken are 2 different things.
This is why my bayonet is permanently affixed.
>inb4 someone takes this comment seriously

Put the denver dude on here pls.. denver.craigslist.org/search/m4m

my mommy says im a good boy so i wont do it.

but what about clove oil? is your bayonet always properly lubricated with clove oil? BE PREPARED.
>hehehehe let's post on craigslist
>THAT'LL SHOW user
>we're so Sup Forums.

zoozle.

>A bloo bloo I'm scared of NDing into my cat so I never chamber a round

>Myth
Nope. I mentioned it because if you're carrying condition 0 and you decide to unchamber every night you'll experience it unless you rotate your SD rounds.

the gay clown escorts are on their way with the rubber hoses and silly tape.

Post a pic of your face big boy

Put that energy into looking for jobs faggit.

i better get to slathering myself in peanut butter and mayo then! thanks for the heads up!
why? so you can do nothing with that too? i figured my physical address was the "holy grail" so to speak ... yet you keyboard warriors have yet to do anything with it.

entertain me by using my address then maybe i'll post my face. k? k.

Deal drugs at least your providing a service. Even though your facilitating people slowly killing themselves.

My bayonet (that is 3 times my age) sits there rusting for extra "fuck you" should I need it. I'm fully prepared to ditch the weapon in the case that it gets stuck in someones chest cavity/the wall behind them. If I have to get up in the middle of the night to make some shish kebab, I will be sure to rake up the hospital bill as much as possible (I smear shit on the end, too).

I dont really care for these salty memes.. just wondering what kind of cunt would post his adress on the chan

Typical person who doesn't like getting their house robbed?
Have fun calling the police while 2 niggers kill your dog and run a train on your wife. Hopefully they show up quick...

>(I smear shit on the end, too)

genuine gut busting laugh. bless you user.

>the chan

phew, i wasn't ready for a double whammy but there it is. thanks for the second genuine laugh user.

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Nah, I just do a lot of drugs and it's unsafe to keep chambered because of tripping and, yes, I have cats that climb all over my firearms daily.
>inb4 drugs are bad, mkay
Moldy Labia

As a summer member of the chan i do my best to make anons kek

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Your just potientially inviting unnecessary trouble but whatever gets your rocks off dude.

I don't carry, I just leave it in my dresser incase it's needed quickly. And "myth" is probably the wrong word. Let me retract to "highly unlikely", just like leaving your magazine loaded all the time will compress the spring. It's possible but highly unlikely.

you're a fucking blessing. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

I sleep with my rifle on my nightstand.
It smells bad.

>im not planning to harm anyone i just need money , please help , i will use a fake gun

Female spotted. Tits or GTFO!