ITT: Greentext your first kiss

ITT: Greentext your first kiss.

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>be 16
>giant ass party at friends house
>friend of mine pushes me and 6/10 together and tell's us to kiss
>steaming drunk so why the fuck not
>notbad.jpeg

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>she was 9
>i was 8
>she said she saw her mom do this to a lot of guys
>she kissed me
>her mother was a well known slut

>be 14
cont?

No

>Make best mates older sister fall in love with me.
>Teaches me how to kiss.
>Lets me feel her massive fat tits.
>Try finger but no deal.

I had a nasty habit of making my mates older sisters like me and end up kissing them and feeling their tits.

>Be me
>Be 16
>Admit to crush that I like her
>She says she likes me too
>We kiss
>I wake up

>15
>I'm borderline asexual.
>kisses sound awful
>gf pushes me to
>go to the movies
>think "she wants it"
>"can i kiss you?"
>she says she wants
>kiss.exe
she kind of came up as some kind of nymphomaniac, so after that we kissed like fucking crazy

Tell the story or don't. Stop with this gay "cont?" shit like you're teasing us.

You have been visited by the morbidly obese kiddy rapist of Sup Forums. Morbid obesity will come to you unless you post "you're a vile pedophile" on this video:
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also, let it be noted we could make out 2 hours at a time, at 15 years old

shit was weird back then

>be 22
>

checked
>be 13
>on club soccer team
>columbian kid on the team is having a party
>why the fuck not
>go over and the place and it's pretty nice
>big house with a pool
>columbian parents give us alcohol
>columbian kid was a bit of a ladies man
>more girls than guys at the party
>few hours later
>some kids start leaving
>now just me, columbian kid, white kid, and 3 chicks
>grab some beers and head upstairs to columbian kid's room
>white kids suggests truth or dare
>no one listens to him
>columbian kid says truth or dare
>everyone's down
>I dare chick 1 to kiss columbian kid
>he dares chick 2 to kiss me
>white kid doesn't get any action
>me and columbian kid keep the trend going
>white kid gets too drunk and throws up in columbian kid's closet

>Don't remember

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i dont remember mine

You can't remember things that didn't happen.

>Middle school 6th grade
>start dating this girl
>Me a little beta ass fuck, shy as hell, how tf do i have a grill
>8 months late
>8 fucking months
>in middle school
>"Hey grill, uhm.. Would it be okay if I can kiss you? I mean ive just had all these feelings lately, and i just wanna kiss you once."
>"Yes."
>Kiss her
>We date for a year and a half in FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL
>End up getting some blow right in front of lockers about a month later
>We broke up before 8th grade year for "Religious reasons"
>shes a fucking mormon
Thank god man, i didnt want fucking 800 kids but wasted some poontang i couldve gotten in middle school

im pretty sure people do that all the time

>24
>manager at a shitty pizza joint
>been working out quite a bit
>girls at work start flirting with me
mfw I have zero game :I
>17 qt flirts hard
>says I'm scared of her
>pizza place is fucking busy
>running out of hot wings
>she follows me into the walk-in fridge
>blocks my way out
>I grab a bag of wings
>she says someshit about me being scared
>I grab her and kiss her, wings still in hand

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