Does it realy worthing being fucked in the ass should i try it? straight here

does it realy worthing being fucked in the ass should i try it? straight here

Don't act like you won't do it anyways faggot

well, it can be pretty fucking intense.

as to your best method, I guess it really boils down to whether you're straight, gay or bi.

girls with strapons are fun, but its got to be said, its not quite the same.

>straight
weak b8

yes

"straight here, should i get fucked in the ass?"

try killing yourself instead

also straight here, it's amazing bro u gotta try it

Careful user, you might become bi and a sissy faggot from it. Friend irl went from being one of the most masculine men I knew to a muscle bottom. He tried it and loved, now he has a dick up his ass daily

seems like a oddly detail story about your friend, im just going to assume you're talking about yourself user.

I love dick in my ass.

Well first off you are not straight you are homo or bi, no that anyone cares. Do what feels good

>be me 16
>had a girlfriend
>wants to suck someone's dick
>invite friend over, his dad is a cop
>the dad is a well built guy who i once accidentaly saw naked, swore that his dick had elephantitus
>figure his kid must have a big dick too, during the night i make some idiotic attempts to get him to show his dick,
>turn on some porn we watch, i jokingly say that i'll jerk off.
>he looked at me funny, but unzipped his jeens.
>he pulls out his dick, i swere it was like 10 inches.
>i tell him that after showing him my dwarft 6inch cock
>i ask him upfront if he wants a blowjob
>he says yes (thank god)
>i get on my kenees as soon as he grabbed my hair all hell broke loose
>my ex-navy dad busts in my room, takes out his pistol
>SCREAMS
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR

Just do it faggot

i love ass in my dick

I wish I was buff user but instead I'm just a faggot

not ylyl but lost

Faggot you is kill my boner

At first it won't be, because you're anal muscles aren't used to relaxing. Once you get the hang of it it's not like you can easily cum from doing it, but it feels way more satisfying. I'd take anal where I don't cum over sex with my penis any day.

yes, it's worth it. but only if you genuinely enjoy it.
if you're insecure then you won't be able to get into it

So being straight I never entertained the idea of stuffing something in my ass till I met an elder chick in a bar one night who took me home for "some mind blowing sex" as she promised.
The night started pretty straight forward but progressed towards kinky as she asked me to stuff a hand in her pussy and when she got fired up from that she took out her trove of girl toys with al kinds of crazy things i'd never seen before.
As she put on a slip with a double dildo inside that filled her pussy and ass she started sucking my cock and before I knew it she was putting fingers in my ass which didn't feel bad at all.
fast forward a few minutes she's hooking a virating dildo on to her shorts and pushing me face down on the bed and fucking me in the ass with it giving me an orgasm so big I had never experienced before.
As I lay there trembling she just smiled at me and said "I just fucked the straight right out of you sissy boy!" and I could do nothing but have some more convulsions of my ass and legs.
A few minutes later she was fucking me again and wel.. it was a long night and I discovered that being fucked in the ass is pretty much the best thing I ever experienced.
Still not into guys, but have experienced a real dick in my ass a few times on a few swinger parties and was not dissappointed, so I guys I'm a Bisexual sissy now ;)

Clean anal sex is total bliss, too bad for most men that they decide to turn it down before hand

I'm straight and I do it by myself and holy shit is it good

WELL I'M NOT THE WORLD'S MOST PASSIONATE GUY

Don't trust the webcam-- cumming from anal hands free takes a very good top, lots of foreplay, lots of patience, and lots of practice. 95% of the time it doesn't happen

>want to try gay stuff
>invite 18 year old over for some oral swap
>he nuts while blowing me
>i gag when he tries to kiss me and get me to blow him
>i dont nut go soft quickly

and thats how I found out I dont like fooling around with dudes

also this was last night

Yes.
Straight guy... been fucked in the ass once.
Ever since, I now cum whenever I take a shit.

>WELL I'M NOT THE WORLD'S MOST PASSIONATE GUY

But I do have a thing for Lolas

>prostate milking
>cumming

With fingers, yeah, not that easy with a dick though. Every time I find a guy who thinks he can hit my prostate all he does is hit my bladder and slip out every other thrust.

Same

OP, if you're willing to try it that's 50% of the battle. Go for it. Just make the guy where a condom so you don't condyloma.

I've been so desperate that I have sucked a 60 y/o man dick and liked it even when he came on my face while calling me his bitch. Still havent taken a dick in my ass, I have a gf now so when we brake up im going to experiment once again tbh I've never told anyone what I did but I feel 0 regrets it was fun and i wanted it im gonna call myself Bi or semi faggot do it user u wont know until you do it

Don't be ashamed, dude. Go for it!

>should i try it?

absolutely OP, advertise on craigslist and get your butt fucked

OP, disregard this man, Craigslist is the worst place to pick up guys. Use Grindr or Adam4adam instead.

Nah I will keep it my secret and I wont cheat on my current gf for now she hasnt fucked up, but i see 0 reasons not to try gay sex at least 1 time in your life

Well that's what I meant :P

Its funny tho cause when i was still "straight" I couldnt imagine someone being bi
but times change Im having sex with girls and i like sucking dicks and swalowing cum
it realy is strange when you think about it haha

play with a toy first. I dont personally enjoy having my ass penetrated. I like getting a rimjob while I'm being blown (heaven!) but penetratioon never ddi much for me. I tried to fuck a trap in the ass once but I couldnt stay hard. I let him/her fuck me in the ass and i didnt enjoy it at all. I played along but in my head the whole time I was thinkg "never again".

Hahahahaha

Been fapping to gay porn for 7-8 years now.
Only ever dated women/been with them sexually, but I've always fantasized about being submissive to another man. There's something so primal and hot about the idea of a guy who is taller and bigger than me, and especially in terms of his cock size. Call me a size queen or whatever, but the combination of a guy being physically superior to me and having a way bigger penis and testicles just makes me so submissive and want to be his bitch.

I would never, ever come out publicly, not because I am personally ashamed of these desires, but because of the pragmatic negative aspects of being considered gay. We want to think we live in a perfectly egalitarian and non-judging world, but the fact is we don't. If people know you like men, and particularly if you like taking dick in your ass, your professional opportunities are going to be limited. Straight men don't view you as as much of a man. The vast majority of straight women can never be attracted to a man knowing he enjoys submitting sexually to another man.

The only way I would ever be with another man would be obviously if he fulfilled the physical criteria, I was on vacation, and there was no chance that anyone would ever find out. Maybe that day will come, maybe it won't. If it doesn't, I really wont sweat it.

bumping. i didnt type all of that for no one to read it.

It's fucking awesome. Then again, I'm gay. The best advice I can give is to find a guy you're 1) attracted to physically and emotionally and 2) allow each other to warm up and get into it together.

If you take your time and you do it right with someone who is really cool who turns you on then you're going to love it. YOu'll never go back.

I think you're overreacting to how women see guys. I've never met a girl who was less attracted to a guy because they liked other guys. Any straight guy who thinks you're less of a man for liking cock are probably more afraid of their 'manliness' than you are of yours.

Also, no one fucking cares if you're gay anymore unless you live in Russia or Alabama.

Get a butt plug. They are fun. Totally straight here.

Also, coconut oil makes the ass happy

Im 18 and when i was 15 found put about craigslist personals and also started watching gay porn around this time.
The first time was in a threesome with these two older guys in their 30's to this day i wish i could go back to that night. Best experience. Since then ive trapped and been a sissy both 1 on 1 or in groups and gang bangs. Its that easy. Just go to craigslist.

Yeah, I'm having the opposite problem. Always into guys, but I still like something's missing and I've always wanted to give girls a swing, cause I feel emotionally attracted but not as much sexually.

OP, just make sure to wear a condom if someone sticks their dick in your ass. Otherwise you might get HIV and will definitely get HPV.

You should be a Republican senator

Or grow up like this. If you have to lie to make people like you then try self-improving

Sooo, youre saying you had illegal underage sex with 2 adults, who would go straight to jail for 25 years if they were caught or if you decided to tell on them?

>could fuck a chubby guy who likes me a lot
but if I do i'd have to have him over and my mom will know i'm a faggot because he has a gay voice and just acts it. shit I just want to bust a nut with him

well played

same here with the size difference thing. i liken it to women preferring tall guys. just like being shorter makes them feel more sexy and feminine, a guy having a bigger dick and balls than me (like way bigger) makes me feel as though he is better suited to fuck than i am. its like a physical reason for me to take the role of bottom in sex. you hear people catch crap for it, but i dont think theres any reason to be ashamed or embarassed of it. you cant control what turns you on to someone.

You have a car? Use that. Or go over to his house.

Big dicks are fun and there are benifits, but realistically you don't need as big a dick to be a good assfucker since the prostate is so close to the anal entrance and most of the pleasurable nerve endings are right at the rectum.

no I'm a shut in

lowkey wish a friend of mine would ask to fuck me in the ass

not gay but I've never really experimented

Just say you're going over to his house, then, or ask your mom to drop you off at their house.

Ive attended group orgie things with people my age and i always pair up with the big men with the huge dongs. Best way to bust a nut papa bless.

Gay orgies are hella fun. Also the single greatest risk of getting an STD of any sexual activity. Believe me, I know.

More webms like this please

anal sex can be really intense for your orgasm. I would recommend testing the waters with a toy but so few toys even come close to what a dick feels like.

>sissy
you're pathetic. The scum of the homosexual community.

Just have him over dude.

As a mostly straight married man, i'd definitely recommend it.

I say 'mostly' straight because I have never had sex with a man, trap, tranny, sissy you name it.. I have NO sexual interest in men, and no real interest in traps/tranny/shemales, though I would definitely fuck a tranny/shemale over a burly dude if i had to.

My wife and I do butt stuff all the time and it feels great. Not like full on femdom "YOU'RE A LITTLE SISSY BITCH!" Stuff. Pretty cusual actually. It all started when we were still dating and had been fucking for weeks/months and started testing eachothers boundaries. I wanted to fuck her in the ass, she didn't know she was into it yet. Basically came down to 'well user if you wanna stick your dick in my ass you gotta let me put something in your ass sometime' ...eh, fair is fair i suppose.. get a finger in the butt and get to fuck hers all I want, seems like a good deal.

Well, we get into anal or she does anyways. Start buying various toys and buttplugs, you name it. She had tried sticking a finger in my ass a few times while she blew me or we 69ed but it just didnt feel good.. then we got fucked up one night and was just drunk enough to let her use her smaller toys on me and thats when the fun started.

We mostly just 69 and put butt plugs in eachother. Once in a while if shes feeling dirty she actually uses one of her dildos on me, which can be intense. We got a feeldo but idk maybe it's operator error but the geometry doesn't seem right for a straight couple, i think it's more suited for female lesbians.

If she's at work and I have time to jerk off, I always do it with a buttplug now cause that shit feels amazing.

Trying or doing butt stuff doesn't make you gay... however you may find yourself looking towards some "different" forms of stimuli to recreate that feel.. if you catch my drift, seeing as how women don't have dicks and all.

Just take it slow. Use lots of lube. Start small and work your way up

You live close to each other? Just walk to a forested area with some towels, pillows, and bug spray.

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Same user.

If it hurts, you're doing something wrong or what you're using is too big. You can't use too much lube. Also feels waaaay better if your dick is being stimulated at the same time. I love it when my woman puts things in my ass, but if she/I stop playing with my dick for too long it can get uncomfortable fast. You cum so much harder. If you take things slow and ease into it, you wont regret it.

Yes. I love pussy but getting a creampie in my asshole is intense and satisfiying as hell.
Make sure you learn how to clean your ass properly. Don't just "go for it"

I just fuck myself in drag on omegle

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OP is a faggot

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No.
OP faggot.
literally 99% teenage newfags here are gay as fuck.
Kys, I'm out.
sage report ignore

That very much depends on where you live. There are literally 5 AIDS ridden fags on A4A in my area.

Where I live in Utah Craigslist is far more likely to give you aids, but I do see your point.

Do tell? Thought of it but my gut tells me it's a horrible idea

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It's extremely fun, but here's the thing: Make sure every guy there has a condom if something goes in your ass. I got anal HPV and I'm still waiting for my immune system to kick it out, but in the mean time it sucks. But you can get worse: never, ever, ever trust a guy when he says he's clean, because if he does have an STD odds are he doesn't even know it.

BUT. If you're careful, holy shit, it's a blast!

Just use astroglide you faggot. Don't use cooking oils/foods unless you HAVE to

it's not about "needing a big dick to be a good assfucker". in my opinion big dicks feel better physically, but its the psychological component that really gets me off. in an almost fetishized way, the idea that a man is more of a man than me, and the fact that his physical features and attributes (height, build, muscles, hands, feet, penis, and testicles) as well as his confidence and attitude reflect that, makes me inclined to give myself to him. the appeal in men to me is those whose will, physical power, and confidence is greater than mine. i want to feel a superior man overpower me and use me, and a large, powerful penis is part of what makes a man deserving of that.

Yeah, I get that. I'm a biology major, I can't help it :P

Another

You ever been with one before?

Op why don't you try pegging? No AIDs don't have to be a fag and wake up the next day regretting what you did. Pegging you can pick the size, no one minute man, no STDs.

Another biology major? No. But I can only imagine we'd stop having sex half way through to have a lengthy conversation about the specifics of our anatomy and weird anatomical sights we've seen.

>fucks some random dudes on craiglist
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

Do you h ave any idea how difficult it is to find a girl who's into pegging?

Wait, wait, holdup. You keep butt plugs on your person at work!?

True, but coconut oil is fine on latex and silicone and everything.

Only use oil-based lube for ltp no-condom anal. Food oils won't react with latex(confirm?) but they can fuck up a lot of toys and they fucking stink.
Astroglide or ky are water-based lube like most stuff. It works when you use condoms (gay&straight) or silicone sex toys

tl;dr:everyone use water-based lube

"straight here" badum tss

... What kind of weird antatomical sights?

No... like if she is at work, and I am home and have time to fap while she is away.

More webms and gifs like ops. I'm on my fourth jack off session and haven't done gay porn yet

Well, a little while ago I was meeting with a gay friend and his boyfriend, and we had at it. My friend's boyfriend had Hypospadias, which means his pee hole was lower down on his penis than it should have been. Had another guy with an enormous urethral slit.

>putting fats straight into your ass for your body to absorb
But it's okay guise! Coconut oil is healthy!

You sound like my wife's fat grandmother, always telling us to subsitute coconut oil instead of olive oil or canola oil in our food and how she is going to lose 100lbs because of it.

Just buy some fuckin' lube. I'd rather my asshole absorb a drop or two of astroglide than slathering my dildo with crisco

Dude, context of thread aside, but you have a way with words. That was eloquent and hilarious at the same time.

I kek'd

My man you should check out this guy called "Shakespeare" some time. I think you'll be impressed.

Yo, ignorance and enlightenment aren't to be confused.

I'm not the guy who gives a shit about coconut oil (I'd go so far as to say it can be situationally mediocre). I'm the guy who knows everything about lube. And now you do, too. What you want to believe is up to you but anything less than everything is a fantasy.
>You could be a retard and slather a dildo in crisco. Totally free country
>But why would you argue about lube on the internet when someone lets you know you shouldn't?

Shakespeare is a faggot and his plays were as gay and stale as he was

Wouldn't a Gambino verse be a definite step up, even?