Found out my wife is cheating on me about two weeks ago. I caught her in the act...

Found out my wife is cheating on me about two weeks ago. I caught her in the act. I told her that I want a divorce and she laughed at me. She said, "you can't afford a divorce." After a while, she said, "close the door. We'll talk about this later tonight".

After her lover left, she told me that she's not going to stop sleeping with him. She also told me that if I sleep with someone else, she'll file for a divorce. She seriously expects me to just tolerate her having an affair and she's holding me hostage financially.

I inherited just over $600,000 a few years ago from a rich uncle who passed away. We spent some of it since then. Lawyer says a divorce would cost me $345,012, not counting alimony (wife doesn't work). I make $92,000 a year. If I file for divorce, my wife would get ~$31,000 a year for life, or until she remarries.

What do?

Sly murder.

You fucked up

How did I fuck up? What did I do wrong?

agreed

Leave her and dont get a divorce. Keep your money and she'll be a broke ass whore.

You should've never got married in the first place

Would it really come up to that much? Also if she said she will not stop sleeping with him then have proof that she is cheating on you so you can bring it up in court.

she cant take it if you dont have it. I mean do you trust your mother? gift it to her, pay the taxes. That or spend the money (or hide it in currency). While your married you both have every right to spend every single dollar. But when you divorce she has a right to half the money that is in YOUR name.

pretty sure if you prove she's cheating you can legally get a divorce and owe her nothing. talk to a lawyer, but 90% sure you're actually fine.

be a pokemon trainer, flee.

1) film her fucking dude
2) expose whore to friends and family
3) ???
4) Profit

Kick her out of your house because afterall you own it since you bought it with your money because your wife doesn't work

Uhm, addultery is reason enough legally for her not to get anything so just tape it for proof. But yeah this is obviously a bullshit story.

Damn.. where does everybody get these rich uncles who keep dying and giving out tons of money??

Your first mistake was getting married.

My lawyer said that her infidelity will have no bearing on how much she gets.

>buy drugs
>plant them on her
>I think you're smart enough to finish my thought process

This.a hitman costs like 20 grand. Alternatively, provide proof she's cheating and she won't get anything.

this
even if you get caught, you'll just spend a few decades in prison and then you'll be a free man

Op gave her half of his money the moment he said "I do" at the alter. It's already her money.

She could fuck her lover on the table right in front of the judge and it wouldn't change that.

No, it isn't. at all. Your statement is completely false.

your lawyer is probably overselling that but mostly true. depends on where you live but judges don't weigh infidelity as heavily as people might expect, it plays a role but it's not determinative

>op places anonymous tip
>wife claims innocence
>she's pretty convincing because it's true
>op goes to prison for almost as long as if he gets caught for

Your dumb ass didn't get a preenup, you literally deserve this, never put your faith in a woman let alone your money, dumb fucking cunt.

got married without a prenup in this society

My mom cheated on my dad and she didn't get shit

judges pretty liberally strike down prenups

OP did go full retard though with co-mingling his inheritance with marital assets though and now this will likely turn into a clusterfuck

He could have a prenup and it wouldn't matter. Her lawyer would just tell her to move to a state that wouldn't honor some clause in it and file for divorce in that state.

If she didn't get anything, it wasn't because of her infidelity. The only way that would happen is if she had her own money.

Even though OP's post is fake and designed to induce rage from betas, my advice would be that you just kill her. Plenty of ways to get away with it and dispose of a body leaving virtually no evidence

Ask Tigger Woods how effective a prenup is.

This.

this.

Naw she didn't really have shit. I don't know then, I guess she fucked up and my dad lucked out.

Can't you fucking just give all that money to someone or put it into something and then get the divorce, then get the money back? I don't understand this stuff enough but yeah...

accidents happen
you can have her killed for a few thou
be out of country when it happens.

Who wouldn't claim innocence? Slip some in her wine and demand a screening

there's this.
don't make a habit of staying in one place for long, though.

nope. you're dead wrong about this.

Marriage is a merger of assets. It the eyes of the state, it is a business partnership. Op gave her half of his money the day they got married. It's already hers.

A divorce is simply a division of assets there were merged by marriage.

nope

do you really believe retards havent tried this before

any decent divorce lawyer will make you eat a shit sandwich for trying that

Suck my dick faggot

post nudes of her on here. thatll show her OP!

Remember what's hers is hers and what's yours is hers

Yeah killing her or some sort of hidden camera bust are really his only two options

Post pics of her taking a shit

It's most likely that you're being lied to. Divorces are public record. Go look it up at the clerks office.

Move all money offshore
Have an intermediary account in Switzerland .
Go for a long break in a casino city
Have a few rolls of the dice
Keep a few receipts
Yo got drunk and lost most of it
Dodgy poker game
Don't remember a thing

Beat her till she files for divorce herself?

Either your lawyer is full of shit or you are an attention seeking cuck.

You don't get married, that's what you do.

this is a common fallacy.
also, OP, she isn't entitled to any part of inheritances or windfalls.
clear out the bank account, put the house up for sale, whatever you're paying for that she could expect to get part of, get rid of it. now.
move to mexico, file for divorce.

>>profit

>being married without prenup in 2k15+2
>What do?
Nothing, you've done fucked up.

his lawyer isnt full of shit. judges just don't weigh infidelity that heavy especially with women

read a book idiot

Am I the only guy on this shitty site who doesnt have a rich uncle who passed away {question mark}

Faggot.

This is not the place to come for advice like this.

Just move to Thailand or something, with all your Unclelewtz. Stay married to the bitch so she can't get remarried and enjoy life in Thailand. They're definitely not going to extradite you over some divorce shit.

best to just avoid women entirely right?
that's what i do
i'm a level 31 wizard and i hate my life
pick your poison
life sucks no matter your choice

This, but watch out for process servers.

Switzerland complies closely with IRS regulations since the IRS bent their banks over a few years ago

I mean, i have the advantage of being bi, and i've found guys are far more trustworthy, dated a girl for 2 years and she cheated but i have yet to be cheated on, hell even screwed over by a guy. I mean no lie, and i know this sounds autistic as fuck but i'd probably have just hung myself if i were straight.

if you can prove she committed adultery she wont get shit from divorce.

you seem to know a little too much legal lingo

be careful not to create the appearance of an attorney-client relationship with some idiot on the internet

stranger things have happened

Quit your job

Burn through the money in Vegas on whores

Get a min wage job when you get back

Default on mortgage

Move into shitty apt for a year

File for divorce

You gonna just be a cuck boy?

Kill them both

this, or just kill her. your life is shit anyway

stop spewing nonsense you fucking retard.

if you dont konw what youre talking about dont post

you dont have to open your mouth and spew nonsense that some other clueless idiot told you once upon a time

is pic your wife OP?

Where i live (canada) that's extremely true, but from what i've heard from american friends, that's the biggest joke you can make, women are treated like ethereal beings there by the judicial system

Op, Move to Georgia as soon as possible and immediatly file for divorce. Georgia is an "at fault" state and if you can prove infidelity then she will get NOTHING.

Hot shot that bitch and tell the cops she was a junkie. Grow some balls bruh.

get all the money change it to another currency and just leave that life behind even do your story is bullshit.
go to mexico bro, pay a hobo to say that youre kidnapped and move out

partially true but it's less about women being ethereal beings and more about the fact adultery is mostly irrelevant

it's 2017 people sleep around. realistically speaking at least one partner is cheating in most relationships in this day and age. statistically speaking one of the lawyers or judge in the room is a serial polygamist. just get over it

This is actually decent advice.
You need to offshore as much as possible in Swiss/cyprus/taxhavens using a shell company, you need to be discretely search how to do this so it doesn't show in browser history or anywhere she can discover it.
also possible but can be risky is having a relative hold on to it or if you don't mind higher risk store it in bitcoin.

Withdraw $1000 chunks weekly so its not all lump sum, blame on gambling habit or drug addiction (if you dont have kids), or use a shell company to buy 'products' from yourself until your down to about 100k then file for divorce.

Get a good fucking divorce lawyer!
Not sure how you can get out paying alimony but fleeing the country seems fairly popular, i hear south east asia is nice this time of year.

Can you stay maried but just buy another house to yourself?

Not if the principal is offshore , and especially if the principal net interest isn't over 1 million.

Kill her

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>This is actually decent advice.
>You need to offshore as much as possible in Swiss/cyprus/taxhavens using a shell c
no it isn't good advice

if he does that he will get shredded

you're actually gonna have to murder her

half of us just finished a long legal battle with the rich uncle who molested us as children, and we're now the richest motherfuckers on Sup Forums
trips gets $50000

But this is all role playing. You would have to be a fool to think the stuff on this site is anything but fiction.

>Spend all the money on gold bullion
>Bury gold bullion in a field, mark spot
>Divorce

Problem solved. Can't do shit about the alimony, though.

This would only be the case if OP had a prenup with infidelity clause.

Your heightened description regarding your cuckery but not the actual circumstances of the divorce, including what state you live in, tells me that this is a load of horse shit and you're just sitting there jacking off to your internal fantasies.

works pretty well for my uncle who's wife is still trying to get at his money a decade later with no luck.

which aren't always enforceable anyway

again infidelity really doesn't matter much. get over it

kek

then his wife's lawyer is a fucking retard with shitty investigator(s)

this is pretty much your best legal option op
do this if you don't want to kill her or plant drugs

Sounds like you're fucked.

Thanks for reminding me never to get married.

Pull all your money out the accounts and say u blew it at the casinos then divorce her as soon as shes gone ur golden pony boy

Post her nudes with face all over the internet since she loves being a sex object for other dudes so much.

yeah i know because she can't afford to pay good lawyers ;)

Can you record her in your house without problem? Ask you lawyer about it. If you get enough proof check if you can get more favorable terms that way.

If you can get recordings of her laughing at you for trying to divorce that's a good one.


Or kill her. What she is doing is despicable and worthy of her death if she is trying to take you hostage like this, because that's what she's doing. Self defense IMO

Are you ready to pay for the divorce, drop out from your job and live as a bum or move money illegally? That's the only option you have.

wtf? That's not the picture I uploaded.

Take $20K in dollar bills.
Shove them one at a time up her ass.
There's your alimony, bitch.

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>Leave her and dont get a divorce. Keep your money and she'll be a broke ass whore.
Best advice user, move out that house

>divorce would cost me $345,012
>What do?

$350