Ask a guy who just fucked a lesbian anything

Ask a guy who just fucked a lesbian anything

Pic obviously isn't her but similar

rape?

why would she fuck you if she is a lesbian?

did she have to get drunk/high first?

just green text the story man, that probably will cover any question we can think of

How do you know she didn't just have short hair

Was she screaming "let's just be friends"?

get the FUCK out of this BOARD
Saged & reported

Did she fuck you afterwards with her hidden penis, a la Countdown Conjoined?

>imagined her singing the Why can't we be friends cover by smash mouth.

Nah
>be on dating site
>have super not serious profile
>chilling one day and get message notification
>"i like your profile and think youre cute, am looking for a fwb for a bit."
>check her profile
>gay woman
>fucking what
>just talk to her anyway
>shes cool as fuck
>comes over to chill
>we hang out, playin vidya and chatting
>put on a movie because lol netflex and chill
>after a bit she asks "want to hang out in there?"
>points at my room
At this point I almost sperged out and asked why because the movie was obviously in here and why would we migrate to where the movie isn't is but then realized how downy that was
>fuck yeah
>hang out on my bed
>start making out
>she takes charge and holds me down
>stops because she wants to make sure my roommates out
>opens the door
>get on the floor
>everyone do the dinosaur

BE SUPER CAREFUL. I've seen several occasions where lesbians trick dudes into cumming in them and getting massive child suppot while they raise the child with there "partner". I've even seen a recent case in Japan.

>several occasions where lesbians trick dudes into cumming in them and getting massive child suppot while they raise the child with there "partner".
An affliction cured easily with a bullet to the brain or some bleach to the stomach. If you get entrapped like that you might as well become a pigeon and escape life.

That's what I'm doing. I'm a millionair from the US. Fled after an escort got pregnant somehow(used condom). She came after me, ruining my life, and causing me to almost go broke.

I saw what other men and women were going through, with child support, and jail. Decided I'd rather live a free happy life and have a nice family elsewhere

what next?

>okay but seriously
>she takes charge
>is halfway undressed
>super tight, fit body
>not a lot of ass but it's cute
>DFC and great nips
>we're making out
>she goes to suck dick
>15/10 oh my fucking god why is this bitch so good at sucking dick, I've heard lesbians give the best head but god damn
>keeps this up for a bit
>moves to lube up and ride me
>shes an expert cowgirl
>chill in bed after for a while
>she goes home
>coming over again on weekend

I probably would have bought the means to my end, sold all of my property, given away all of my money (every penny), and hung my self from a tree in a public park.

And in my pocket they would find a note that says "manipulative cunts can pay their own debts".

so...she hit lesbian by accident when she made her profile?

...

>the solution to my problem is to kill myself
lol fuckin cucks

No she's gay as fuck
It's super easy to spot the fake lezzo's.
She's just sexual and wanted a guy.
Open relationship, told her partner what was up, bingo bango.

I sold everything went down to my last 10k. Got a second passport from another country. Fled to Asia/Europe been here since. Couldn't he happier.

>lol fuckin cucks
How do you figure? I would escape an unjust law and leave the deceptive bitch and her "partner" to pay 100 percent of the costs.

My life is not a cost worth considering and all of the money in the world is nothing compared to the justice.

OP, you dumbass.

She has her profile set to lesbian so that she doesn't get 100 messages a day from Chads. She set it to gay so that she can hunt for guys in peace.

You uh, live in Asia & Europe at the same time?

Also, how did you get by with 10k in a foreign country and how are they letting you stay? There's more to this story you aren't sharing

Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap leak .cf