Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Jaxon Anderson
so this is the infamous australian shitposting?
Jack Jenkins
this gave me a hardon
Jose Lee
damn it me too
Samuel Bell
Only firl i had sec with had no tits
David James
well, there's only one thing for it then
Henry Nguyen
>someone actually wrote all that garbage >and reposts it >hoping it will become meme-status Criminy. Sort yourself, boy.
Luis Bennett
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Jaxon Sullivan
Disgusting
Jack Long
only tits I've seen irl were the ones from my neighbor girl when we were both like 5 or 6 and playing 'family'
Mason Turner
...
Jonathan Hill
boner
Benjamin Rivera
Dat double chin Fuckig gros
Angel Wright
CLASSIC AUSTRALIAN SHITPOST
CLASSIC
Nolan Stewart
>using pasta which was originally used with anime image
John Powell
Eh?
Nolan Rodriguez
you read too much jap porn books, crocodidley-dildey dandy
Luke Hernandez
now we're talking
Brayden Jones
I am now erect
Christopher Green
this is a horrid thread kys
Matthew Hughes
Why are australian this autistic?
Ethan Robinson
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
Wyatt Parker
>tfw brap-tier shitposting unironically arouses you
Leo Roberts
>some pixels and an australian man gave me a hard on
Robert Lewis
this is autism
much better
Chase Morgan
>a pair of breasts and suggestively lewd text gave me a hard on retard
Caleb Foster
Eh? You've never seen someone lick his poop before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
Dominic Roberts
well that was fucking stupid, what a wate of time reading all that shit... love it
H-haha this never actually happens to anyone, seeing breasts i mean
Isaac Evans
I've seen breasts before. Thank you public breastfeeding mothers.
Lucas Turner
This is only funny with anime pic.
Anthony Torres
T H I C C
virgin spotted
Ian Phillips
3DPD really destroys everything it touches.
Colton Sullivan
yes
Luke Smith
Kek
Luis Ross
Funniest thing in this thread
Blake Hill
user, listen to me. I need to facesit you. I know you want it, too. I've felt your breath against my butt while you sniffed me up the stairs - I know it! I've caught you ogling me bending over, sitting down, kneeling, dressing and undressing. I know you want to bury your face between my fat sweaty buttcheeks like a dog in heat. I know you want to force your nose in my anus and sniff my butt fumes, I know you want to mesmerize every texture of my buttocks and drink up every drop of sweat I've been accumulating all day. I also know you want to feel my butt in your hands, between your fingers, squeezing and kneading it while you sniff and lick at the treasure tucked away between them.
Andrew Diaz
hot
Owen Turner
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *sniff* *sniff*
Adrian Morris
>dat pillsborough dough boy goodness Yummy...who is this fine piece of confectionery?
Adrian Williams
>I'm not wearing p-panties anyway! You can see she's wearing it tho.