Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

so this is the infamous australian shitposting?

this gave me a hardon

damn it me too

Only firl i had sec with had no tits

well, there's only one thing for it then

>someone actually wrote all that garbage
>and reposts it
>hoping it will become meme-status
Criminy. Sort yourself, boy.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Disgusting

only tits I've seen irl were the ones from my neighbor girl when we were both like 5 or 6 and playing 'family'

...

boner

Dat double chin
Fuckig gros

CLASSIC
AUSTRALIAN
SHITPOST

CLASSIC

>using pasta which was originally used with anime image

Eh?

you read too much jap porn books, crocodidley-dildey dandy

now we're talking

I am now erect

this is a horrid thread
kys

Why are australian this autistic?

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

>tfw brap-tier shitposting unironically arouses you

>some pixels and an australian man gave me a hard on

this is autism

much better

>a pair of breasts and suggestively lewd text gave me a hard on
retard

Eh? You've never seen someone lick his poop before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

well that was fucking stupid, what a wate of time reading all that shit...
love it

peak of Sup Forums

>p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

FATTT

>Jeezums fucking Crikes
>Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick!

Do Australian girls really talk like this?

Voluptuous and cute girl! Retarded (good) text.

no

I enjoyed this post.

H-haha this never actually happens to anyone, seeing breasts i mean

I've seen breasts before. Thank you public breastfeeding mothers.

This is only funny with anime pic.

T H I C C

virgin spotted

3DPD really destroys everything it touches.

yes

Kek

Funniest thing in this thread

user, listen to me. I need to facesit you. I know you want it, too. I've felt your breath against my butt while you sniffed me up the stairs - I know it! I've caught you ogling me bending over, sitting down, kneeling, dressing and undressing. I know you want to bury your face between my fat sweaty buttcheeks like a dog in heat. I know you want to force your nose in my anus and sniff my butt fumes, I know you want to mesmerize every texture of my buttocks and drink up every drop of sweat I've been accumulating all day. I also know you want to feel my butt in your hands, between your fingers, squeezing and kneading it while you sniff and lick at the treasure tucked away between them.

hot

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *sniff* *sniff*

>dat pillsborough dough boy goodness
Yummy...who is this fine piece of confectionery?

>I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
You can see she's wearing it tho.

That's not how women talk at all.

Kys you weeb fuck

What the fucking hell.

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