My friend (male) told me he was bi and has a crush on me. I told him I was straight and that I would never consider getting together with one, but we can still be friends. He is a nice guy, but today he has been constantly asking to suck my dick. Pick related is an example, as I'm going over to his house tomorrow to play vidya (there is going to be another friend there so I don't think anything will happen.
What do I do to get him to stop? I feel like he just won't get the message, like he is somehow convinced that I will let him suck my dick, but I would never.
Christopher Johnson
Just let him do it, OP
Turn into a fag like him
Xavier White
Making this thread confirms you're considering it.
Jeremiah Watson
There is no way that's happening
I'm not asking if I should do it, if you knew how to read like a regular non-nigger you could see that.
Xavier Robinson
Instead of the 'please no' crap, just tell him plainly. "Look dude, I'm tired of this bullshit. We're friends, but nothing more is going to come out of it and I don't want to hear any more this crap."
Or you can just treat him like a cat and spray him with water whenever he brings it up.
Chase Murphy
Its cause you answer him like a fucking faggot ":( please no" no fucking wonder he thinks youll let another dude suck your dick
Jackson Gomez
Facefuck the shit out of him, go banana's, cum in his lungs and he'll never do it again
Jonathan Perry
Let him do it op and get it over with
Brayden Evans
You should let him walk in on you sucking your other friends dick that way he'll get jealous and want to suck his dick instead of yours.
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Kevin Morgan
Fuck I'm so beta... I thought being straight up the first time was enough. I'll do it next time he says it. That or I'll slap him tomorrow.
Easton Allen
Turn the tables and suck his dick.
Ian Long
kek rolling for this
Luis Richardson
Just continue to be friends with him and act normal then when he tries to pull something on you, beat the fuck out of him
Leo Jenkins
Want this gay shit to stop? Get some pure capsaicin oil and lightly put a coat of petroleum jelly on your penis (to prevent you from burning) and then rub your shaft down with the oil. Also before you let his lips touch it you gotta say something like "This is so hot!!"
Levi Russell
Go ahead, but only if you get quads or higher
Joseph Roberts
>Get cock sucked >Be fag . . . >Don't get cock sucked >Still be massive fag
Joshua Carter
Maybe it will creep him out if you offer to suck his dick instead. Try it op I bet he'll stop
Nathan Bailey
Poor bait
Alexander Perez
"That or ill slap him" ok op no part of me is gay but man theres a REAL possibility you are you should probably consider letting him blow you
Bentley Cox
Retard
Isaac Garcia
slap him? I thought you said you weren't gay.
Caleb Wright
Oh shit they are calling me gay abandon thread!
What happened here? Is this all you do?
Liam Ortiz
I lost it
Kayden Reyes
alright thats all the confirmation i need OP just let him suck your dick man you might be the single most homosexual person I've ever met
Wyatt Cox
lol
Chase Clark
You haven't seen your father then? Either of them?
Noah Brooks
As a gay user who had crushes on several straight friends. Tell him you'll send him your dick if that will satisfy him and get him to leave you alone. I didn't really wanna fuck/suck my friends I just wanted to see their penises.
Adrian Bennett
Well, when you say gay things, you gey called gay. When you say smart things, well, it's Sup Forums so you still get called gay, but it has a different inflection to it.
Anthony Moore
I'll try this if nothing else works
Asher Lopez
Op you cant call anyone gay your friend was begging to suck your cock and you responded with ":( please no" then said you would SLAP him if he did it again. Think about that for 5 fucking seconds lmao
Grayson Hughes
I wanna make out with you and make you moan submissively and then fuck you
Caleb Edwards
And then you agreed to send your gay friend a dick pic i rest my fucking case
Levi Taylor
Short of letting him suck your dick, that's the gayest option.
I'm being serious when I ask "Are you sure you aren't gay?".
Carter Perez
today OP was not that huge fag as always. kick him in the balls if he tries to suck your dick, godspeed OP.
John Rivera
>spray him with water this user knows his shit
Justin James
he'll only wanna do it once, and then he'll never ask again. May as well let him to stop the constant nagging.
David Cruz
Gay user here. 3/5 of my straight friends agreed to it. I wasnt harassing them but they have had gfs and are straight. It's not that gay to show someone your cock. And my thirst was satisfied. I furiously fapped to their pictures and then got bored of em. It's a good solution op
Cameron Fisher
if hes as determinedas this guy says then it might be your only option op
Aaron Diaz
Piss in the bottle and spray him with piss
On second thought, most gays like being toilets and piss in general, might not be the best idea
Evan King
send dick of random dude
Oliver Lewis
They arent straight homie just cause they did it doesnt mean it isnt gay as fuck, let me assure you it is
Xavier Moore
Let him do it
David Wright
jeez that was bananas
Tyler Parker
As someone who has been the object of a gay friend's affection, I can tell you that if he's getting pushy about it and won't get the message that you're not interested, it might be time to cut your losses and bail on the friendship. If he can't respect you enough to let it go, he's really your friend anyway.
David Green
*not really your friend
Adrian Garcia
Did any of them have small dicks? Im not a betting man but the ones that didn't probably were small.
Levi Torres
Using emojis make people think you're faggot.
Here's what you do: Whenever he starts with the faggot shit, you look him dead in the eye and say "Listen user, I don't give a shit about your sexuality but you need to cut that faggot shit out or I will cut you out of my life and replace you with another homosexual that isn't such a flaming faggot. There's literally millions of them"
And make sure you ask him "Are we fucking clear?" afterwards.
Josiah Reed
just let him suck your cock. what are you, gay? just pretend he's some hot bitch or something, trust me, everything will be better after.
Oliver Rivera
Op here, I'm going to suck his dick but what should I say to let him know I want to?
Tyler Torres
Does not sound legit. Either its a dare or your friend is trying to get rid of you.
Either way, in that circle you are the butt of the joke...
Dont believe me? See if he will actually suck your dick.
1 of 2 things will happen. He will instantly call you a faggot, tell all of his friends your a faggot and that will be that OR he will get on his knees. If he does suck your dick, make sure you blow down the cunts throat.
Jayden Parker
quads get
Easton Moore
Jesus fuck, you pussy.
Tell him that if he doesn't lay off trying to get gay with you, that you can't be friends anymore.
Grow a fucking spine.
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Jason Nelson
You need to fuck him hard, to show your dominance, and tell him that you're not a bitch ass faggot.
Then when you're getting ready to bust, make him suck your shitty dick.
Be a man, stop being gay.
Lincoln Ross
OP here I let him suck my dick but I imagined it was a trap because they are actually feminine >inb4 op faggot
Bentley Foster
this is an anti-joke this kind of shit makes me angry
good job, fake OP
Jonathan Collins
>What do I do to get him to stop?
you throatfuck him hard and rough, dont stop when he gags, and if he tries to resists get violent
Isaiah Murphy
you shouldn't plug in things to electrical outlets that close to water you know, that can be very dangerous...
also those stickers on the back of your laptop are going to leave a wicked residue on it that will make the resale value plummet..
Tyler Wright
You just described the last 10 years of my marriage.
Nolan Sanders
are you the man or woman in this relationship
Grayson Smith
the sissy ladyboy
Camden Perry
Don't have anything to do with him until he shoves andy sixx's streaming log up your ass and sucks out and swallows out
Jaxson Morales
If you don't burn your prick off, this could work
Carson Russell
Gay people tend to like more aggressive sex so its not that suprising. And sissys tend to think being slammed is how a girl gets it
Bentley Barnes
it's just about dominance to me. i'm his sissy, he owns me and pounds me like the property that i am.
Connor Butler
Yeah its a sissy mindset in general. They want to be dominated like a helpless woman basically. Its pretty standard among the sissy side.
Cooper Thompson
actualy a sissy wants to experience a sort of simulation of heterosexuality, he wants to become the 'slut', the ultimate female sex object, that realy only exists in the male mind, male sexuality, since only men objectify women that way, so in a sense only a man can truly embody and manifest this 'slut', because she dosent exist in a actual female form, female sexuality is something rather different, but precisely because of this the actual sex of the one being the 'slut' is irrelevant, only the role is relevant, its like one of those ''the woman does not exist'' things
its also strangely ritualistic, almost like its made up of elements of magic, kind of like when people would put on costumes and 'become' some animal or chanel some tribal spirit character or whatnot
Cameron Edwards
Love me some fresh malware and viruses
Isaiah Davis
tell him to go fuck himself.
Wyatt Ward
Not OP. Nice try, faggot.
Jose Johnson
Stop shit posting jessica. Just because matts a fairy doesnt mean you gotta rant on chan about it. So what he didnt fuck you at the party? He wasnt sure if u were into that because u were drunk. If he told u that to deture u then hes a douche but if hes just being open then fuck him. Laterally. See you at work bitch
Jackson Howard
Winrar. 1111 is quads. 8196 is higher than 1111. OP didn't chose his words carefully enough.
Benjamin Phillips
>literally millions of homosexuals You fell for the propaganda. They're less than 1%.