Wake up

>wake up
>see this lying next to you
what do?

>This is not my beautiful wife.

>jump up suddenly
>Jesus fucking Christ! Who the hell are you??

>Pay her for a quickie BJ in the shower.
>"See you next week OK?"

say "who are you"?

>turn 480° and go back to sleep in moonwalk

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turn myself in because she's only 12

Tell her to leave and tell myself that's the last time I'm drinking while popping xanax

Ask myself who and why someone printed out a photo of some girl they found online and put it next to me on my bed for me to look at

Get my baseball bat and smash the skull, ain't gonna let a zombie eat me for breakfast. Then I'd fuck it.

Love her tenderly

I'd probably piss myself and accidentally shoot her with the revolver under the pillow before I realized what's going on.

I love you

First post best post

Freak out

spit in her eye

recognize the threat of an intruder in my home, then press my S&W .40 to her head then cry and scream "WHAT THE FUCK" hysterically.

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Announce how proud of my boyfriend I am for becoming my own cute little trap

Ask miss Kruk here what she's doing in my house.

H-how did you get next to me without me noticing?
Y-you know I'm gay, right?

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>Same as it ever was

No one's that gay, honey.

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

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I'll put it in a text document

If she's a trap I'd bang...or let her bang me

Grab her by the pussy and fuck her

>wonder where the fuck's my boyfriend

I'd reach down her underwear and cup her genitals to see who's penis is bigger.

If mine was bigger, I'd rub my dick against hers until we both ejaculated.

If hers was bigger, I'd rub my dick against hers until we both ejaculated.

Fart tongue her punch-box

Piss in her mouth with sanec speed and try to go back to sleep hoping she goes away

How did I get here?

Tell the bitch to get the fuck out of my house

As the days go by

Commence rapid throat rape

Punch her in the face, call the cops, and then go back to bed.

Hang her again

Walk right out and deny everything in case of lawsuit.

>check for penis
>mount anyway

Turn her away from me, spoon and push my rock hard cock in between her firm little ass cheeks...

>wonder where i went wrong in life

...

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me waht happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

You're gayer than liberace's cock filled man pucci.

Wow. Congratulations, user. You're a massive faggot.
At least drug her food. I mean shit.

> hmm i thought i burried you in the garden... lets fix that

welcome newfriend

Shoot a fat load in her face then realize i don't fucking know this bitch.

>smile, touch the tip of her nose lightly
>and say "i'll use more lube next time"

probably shit my pants, as most anyone would when they go to sleep alone and wake up with a person staring them straight in the face

>>wake up
>>see this lying next to you
>what do?

Wake up again.

Cry.

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Havent seen this in a while

where is that large automobile

I would probably need my morning vodka before doing anything.

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jesus

how do you know who this is

Get a shotgun out and tell her to get the fuck out.

...

Shout "Oh shit, not another one!!"

Follow the same method for disposing of the last corpse.

I hope you dont ever sleep walk user

Made me grin, thank you
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i'd call the police, it's too good to be true!

Lick her Shitter Like an Apple Fritter

I will tell her to get the fuck off my bed bitch and call the police Dam hobos getting in my house

This ain't no party

>>slap myself in the face for not closing her eyes after i was done last night

1st
>be shocked
2nd
>still is shock
3rd
>check if she has a pulse
4th
>I'll leave it to you imagination *wink*

Do a 360 and walk away

ask her how she got into my house
maybe she's a cool kid and we'd have a nice conversation

but inside i'd freak the fuck out

>get the fuck out of my bed you stupid cunt
>tie her up
>call cops
I get triggered when someone is in my bed, fuck off bitch

She looks lifeless...guess I've got another body to dispose of

...

>I get triggered when someone is in my bed
>fuck off bitch

fuck off bitch

>ask if she has a younger sister

devour the bowl of eggs she forced upon me

Wow so funny, are you 12?

Check to see if she has a dick