Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

People of this site. I come before you as one who is guilty of the same things. Of lust and of adultery. Of hatred and sexual immorality. Even homosexuality. I do not expect to reach any of you and I will not remain for long, but I must serve as a witness here and to all the peoples of this board. Though you have been trained to scorn sincerity and to mock it, and no doubt you shall, I come to tell you the Good News of salvation in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ. He lived a perfect sinless life, suffered terribly, and died to set apart for Himself a people to dwell with Him for eternity. He is the Son of God and by His power He rose from the grave, to secure life for all those who would come to Him. A day will come when He will judge each of us according to our deeds. None will come before Him innocent of sin, but in the Name of Jesus Christ our sins can be blotted out. By believing in Him and His story; by repenting of our sins and turning away from them; and by submitting ourselves to His Lordship--this is the way we can be saved. Save yourselves from judgment. Cast off these chains and live a new life with new desires. We are all destined for hell without this message, without Jesus Christ. May you all be saved from this darkness and by the Word of the Lord found in the Holy Bible.

Can you do any magic?
I mean, beside shooting white goo from your wand.

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why r u a kissless virgin???

Why not a hooker? Escort?

Are you ugly? Be honest with yourself.

No.

Average looking, socially retarded.

I'm certainly not good looking.

Fuck that. I'm socially retarded and not a looker and I still fuck.

Got myself a nerdy gf who was in the same situation and started to live my life.
I was 22, but I'm sure you can find some nerd girls.
Go to some Dr Who or Harry Potter meetup.

Why not chase the uggos at anime cons? It might be a double bagger night for you, but at least you'll get your dick wet.

Thing is, I am not nerdy or geeky. I don't fulfil that cliche of the introverted smart kid. I'm just the socially retarded stupid kid.

Never watched anime and don't plan to.

You don't need to have any brain matter to socialize well with those people.
80% of them are autists themselves and will contain any weirdness you have.

But I suggest to take it to Dr Who and HP. Anime girls above 20 are insane - speaking from experience.
Dr Who - is literally wife material. Just shy girls.

Here is a question for you OP
Who would win 200K knifes at 1000 degrees Celsius or 1 lava?

You don't have to watch anime to go to a con and fuck the bitches there. Seriously OP, you're only a virginfag because you're too damn lazy to go get laid.

You just need to be yourself around a nice fucked up girl. The kind that hurts animals and shit. They dig anything

The thing is that they are probably looking for shared interest and I don't know anything about typical nerd stuff.

Exactly. (I'm the Dr/HP advocate)
Its only laziness.

>st need to be yourself around a nice fucked up girl. The kind that hurts animals and shit. They dig anything

So I just go to a con and talk to girls?

Did you even fuckin' try?
You can just watch season 1 or even half of it and go there as the "recently discovered it" guy.
Probably could make some girls tell you more about it - and then just pretend you're super interested.
I hope you know where to put it if you ever have that wet nerdy vagina in front of you...

post a pic of yourself

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8 more years until wizard for me

Hey OP buy me some wow time

lol u r fucking retarded buy urself a whore if u care that much lol

Well, then you're in the same boat I was before I met my 1st gf that put out for me.
What, you want us to pity you? It's still normal if you're under 25.
18-24 is the time for the shy and late bloomers to get laid.
25+ is fucked up zone.

>Did you even fuckin' try?

Not with nerdy girls since I never really met one.

I lost it at 23...I'm 37 now.

>Not with nerdy girls since I never really met one.

Never going to meet them sitting around in your parent's basement. Get out, go to places women visit, talk to them. Do this, and sex will happen.

>Get out, go to places women visit, talk to them.

Did this. Mostly clubs and bars though. Anime cons never crossed my mind for obvious reasons.

bars & clubs are only good for hookups if you're alpha. You're a virgin... you're not alpha. Go where the nerdy & uggos go. They need lovin' too.

dont go to a club retard u will have a bad time lol

but where do nerdy grills go tho? Their parents basement?

You gotta know your league. Some are high end socializers. Seinfeld stuff.
Others - like this image board - are low tier, and for us it's nerdy cons.

Like I told you - anime girls are nothing but drama.
But it could be a good jump start, so don't skip them.
And go to gaming cons/ literature clubs as well. Girls crawl in the literature things.

There's still my ex (25) and she's still a virgin. Goes to those anime cons regularly.
I wish you can finally man up about it. I gotta go so this is my last post.
If and when you get to fuck some nerdy girl there, think of me!

anime/scifi conventions, harry potter gatherings, friday night magic, library, etc...

Thank you fam

>And go to gaming cons/ literature clubs as well. Girls crawl in the literature things.

Will do

I know everything you know and more. I am you from 10 years in the future. Say hello to 43 year old kissless, never-fondled, never-dated virgin.

1 lava

tl;dr There was this Jesus guy, and if you don't believe me, you deserve to be tortured forever.

How the fuck do you get off on thinking that any f us need saving or aren't already. inb4 huuuurrrrrrr duuuurrrrr you're here. so are you, b8 r8 fucking cunt nugget. gtfo, faggot

26year old.
Below-average looking but at least not obese.
I plan on getting a hooker for my 30's birthday.

Another wizard checking in. Kissless and never had a relationship.

Honestly, sex means very little to me. I'd love a companion who could end my loneliness.

However, I'm unattractive and have no interests. I could be the most boring person ever.

Any fellow wizards feel the same?