Brother, I require your oats. May I consume them?

Brother, I require your oats. May I consume them?

Sorry brother, but I must consume these oats.

I have very few oats brother, I myself must procure more

Kek

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I understand brother, but we must share these oats.

Don't insult me brother, rather pass me the oaths.

Is this a new meme?

alrighty then

I have one o f these paintings hanging in my kitchen.

This was actually more fun that 10 YLYL threads combined. Thanks OP.

Those are pigs

You're welcome brother, now could you pass me the oats?

Join us, join The order of the dark oats sovereignty brother and we will make sure you will never have to worry about oats again.
However brother....there is a price to pay.

Do I get oats if I join brother?

This is turning me on

Continue.....

Go on..

dammit there is more to this story

My brother...
You wont have to ever beg for oats again.
Your swine guts wont ever again be empty of oats.

Brother, my end is nearing I need the oats to stay with you!

That sounds amazing brother, I require these oats to function

I don't understand/

Thank you for the oats brother, but I need more, my stomach aches for oats.

This thread is ELITE

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

...

Brother, you must endure, I too require these oats.

Don't let this thread die, this is the best thing I've seen today

Posting in epic thread. Put me in the cap.

Rolling for more oats

Cap me nigger

I am trying brother, but i am weak now you must pull me out of the light when it comes.

Filthy rich capitalist pig. Gotcha...

fuck you and your condescending political philosophy analogies

Why... Who. What. Why...

Good day brothers, me and my son travelled a long way and we had the missfortune of being robbed of our most priced possesion.
Our oats my brothers.... all our oats are gone, we are starving, would you find it in your hearths to spare some of your oats with us?

Fucking retards... Cap it yourselves..

End the pain

Sadly I'm on my phone

Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.

Cheers for the laugh OP

This shit better get archived

Is anybody screencapping this? I can't atm

Somebody should

All these people talking about capping it... This has been going on for days on good boards.

10/10

Put me in the cap or your mother will die in her sleep

Yes brother, truly ours is the life of passion, contentment and bless, yet there are never enough oats, so brother I ask of you, please pass me the oats.

Can you?
Ah, then that's why I haven't seen it. I literally only go on b and occasionally wg

*OINK OINK*

AYO HOL UP

Saving this to hang on my bedroom wall.

FUCK OFF MY OATS YOU DIRTY NIGGERJEWS

Holy shit how have none of you seen potion seller before?

Sorry brother, but we have no oats to spare, we must travel onwards to acquire more oats to satisfy out hunger.

Yo let me get dem oats brotha!

BROTHER DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THOSE OATS FROM YOU VIOLENTLY

... Serious autism.
What is
>a smartphone w.o screencap ability and
>w.o photo editor apps like I used here

aaaaaaaaand capped. No probs bro

...kys

K

>implying phone caps are decent

Quads

The fuck am i coming across?

ART THOU SHALL REGRET THE DAY THOU SPEAK THY NAME IN VAIN

Gay

Apparently

Oats/Oats, brother.

But you have so many oats brother, i beg you to spare just a few for me and my son, without them we will surely starve.

Lipstick on a pig

You fucking what.

>cap
>email to self
>ms paint
>combine and crop
>make a masterpiece

You are welcome. Now be quiet, I'm waiting for oats.

OATS

GIMME OATS OIIIIIIIIIIÎIIIIIINK

Honestly what the fuck

Marvellous thread, simply divine.

tfw no oats brother

I spent the better part of an hour now watching a man fuck a melon for this. I sure hope it's worth it.

Fuck me. Don't draw attention to it, sit back and let it happen.

#Cancer

Toasting in epic oat bread

I just got a boner

I love when threads that would be amazing get ruined by 22 different people arguing about screen caps

Yep

Don't try to use this thread to get laid, lonely faggot. What is this, Sup Forums and chill?

This is why I still visit this fucking mess of a Board. Thank you.

That is exactly what my uncle used to say

I thought pigs eat donuts

Epic bread

And you're now a part of that.

Pigs in their natural habitat... the barnyard... eat oats.

I second this post

Yes

Has thread deied?

My children do not fight but share and prosper! There is more to this than meets the eye.

Gimmie oats brother

YOU INSOLENT FOOLS

no u

someone needs oats?

...

*biggie cheese walks into thread* hi im the cheese nigga