Cringe bread time
*unsheathes katana*
Nothing personnel, kid.
Cringe bread time
Michael Peterson
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Colton Watson
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Aiden Moore
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Dylan Adams
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Connor Russell
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Anthony Davis
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Cooper Miller
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Logan Adams
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Tyler Nguyen
Bloof wishes he was that hot like these guys
Oliver Ramirez
wow, fat people are humans too, you guys are pathetic
et nique ta mere la pute onur
Charles Sanchez
>Kitchens knives
KEK
Oliver Wilson
cv seb ?
Xavier Lopez
shut up, star wars kid
Jace Jones
>fat people
>humans
kek
Robert Johnson
Did he really answer rofl
Camden Murphy
I am a historian who specialises in the subject of medieval edged weapons.
Research papers I've published have been printed in peer-reviewed academic journals.
I've handled 1000-year-old viking swords, cataloguing the details of the construction.
I'm on first-name terms with the curatorial staff of half the world's major museums.
... but its photos like these which are why I refuse, outright, to ever be photographed holding a sword. I dont think its possible to be photographed with one without looking like an utterly pathetic fucktard.
Luke Hernandez
Do you know how to use a sword?
Jacob Lewis
spent many years doing HEMA, particularly German longsword (Ringeck), but also Italian Rapier (Ghisliero and Di Griassi), a little sword and buckler (i.33) and a fair bit of sidesword (William Hope), plus some modern sport fencing, and a tiny bit of Kendo, though I dont do much with oriental arms.
So, yes, I know how to use 'em - you need to study that to understand better the design intent of the originals. Imagine being an academic writing about racing cars, if you couldnt drive?
Even with all that, though, I'm still certain its not possible to take a static, posed photo without looking like a total mongoloid perma-virgin.
Colton Hill
This is just too beautiful
Adam Martin
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Jaxon Cook
checked
Owen King
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Jaxson Walker
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Eli Sanders
Is this a cringe or gore thread?
Levi Johnson
>gore
>just nudity
>newfag detected
Josiah Sanchez
Hunter Jackson
I love how his mom is taking this photo
Robert Smith
Don't know what's more cringeworthy, the blue blob or the 2 human bow up dolls with fluorescent teeth and dead eyes.
Colton Carter
>What is hyperbole
>What is a joke
Are you actually retarded or you just wanted to call someone newfag without any context?
Brayden Parker
I think it's the ripped up dirty blue shirt
Cooper Bell
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Xavier Martinez
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Gavin Collins
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Jeremiah Price
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Ryan Nguyen
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Gavin Perry
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Ryan Butler
This will became my fap material
Noah Phillips
Classic
Eli Smith
ok
Christopher Martinez
3+126
Matthew Martin
thats pretty bad ass right there
Easton Brown
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Ryan Roberts
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David Rivera
Met a blacksmith in a little village in Irkutsk when I was there a couple years ago who made swords/bucklers/small melee weapons.
Dude was a fuckin boss. All the girls swooned over him, and he was cool as hell. Sword looked natural in his hand. Russian-Swedish though...
Evan Hall
what the fuck
Gavin Rodriguez
My keks are infinite for that one
Joshua Ortiz
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Charles Wilson
how is that cringe?
Jace Lewis
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Cameron Fisher
cringe not YLYL lol
Aiden Fisher
Having fun without giving a fuck about others opinions is cringe apparently. Its only cringe if he thinks he looks cool. So without the subject's perspective of what's going on. this isnt cringe.
Christian Taylor
>1/3 of the people in that photo have never had sex
>1/3 of the people in that photo never will have sex
>1/3 of the people in that photo never have and never will know romantic love
>1/3 of the people in that photo have no dreams, no hope, and they shouldn't
>only 2 people in that photo are employed
>only 2 people in that photo get out of bed before 2:00pm
>only 2 people in that photo are within 24 hours of taking a shower
>the list is endless
...I think I know which is more cringeworthy.
Chase Hill
seb?
Noah Peterson
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Anthony Brown
What if it's true though...
Blake Cox
Pls kys
Zachary Rodriguez
nk k
Jack Adams
i here he gets hired to do this at arcades and gets paid he probably also has a gf who is not black or fat and is white
Hudson Mitchell
hippies get out
Dominic Phillips
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Sebastian Gray
i do that all the time
shits entertaining yo
Mason Reed
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Ethan Jackson
it's not though.
Microwaves heat food by making polar molecules (water) turn around quickly and heat up. If anything they're safer than conventional ovens because microwaved food rarely gets hotter than the boiling point of water, so it can't form char or tar, which actually IS carcinogenic. All this silly bullshit stems from the fact new agey types rarely do any research, so they think radiation = radioactivity and that anything they don't understand will give them cancer.
I guess it's OK though. They can just cure themselves with crystals and sage
Charles Cox
fuck
Eli Thompson
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James Price
Fuck off this guy is alpha as fuck
Jaxon Roberts
There are peer-reviewed academic journals on sword fighting?
Cameron Cook
it's alright, no one replied to it anyway.
John Walker
wat
Tyler Sanders
It helps if it's a professional photoshoot and you have the look of a male model.
Liam Barnes
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Oliver Edwards
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Wyatt Brown
on fighting? yes.
Dr (or it might be Professor, now) Daniel Jaquet, curatorial editor for the Acta Periodica Deullatorium journal has published peer-reviewed work on texts. There's a few other articles in Gladius too.
in fact, since it came out recently, here's a link to the last edition of the Acta Periodica:
degruyter.com
My main field is the research into archaeometallurgy, details of constructional methods and the tools used in the manufacture from extant examples, that sort of shit, rather than the actual fighting with them. But there's more than a little crossover with the HEMA guys.
Elijah Thompson
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Hunter Miller
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Julian Young
you sound like one mate. Also, beyond it being a hobby, why do you learn such stupid bullshit
8 year muay thai vet here, you wouldnt stand a chance faggot
Ayden Clark
That's awesome and completely useless
Jonathan Bailey
fuk u
Julian Walker
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Noah Nelson
>school
>underage
MODS MODS
Joseph Rivera
How and why did this happen to that poor man
Ayden Cook
>not black or fat
>and is white
my keks
Benjamin Wood
no less useless than any other field of history with reconstruction, experimental archaeology, etc.
Its about understanding how things were done. Dr Jaquet owns a full harness of plate armour, properly made and fitted, and trains in it to a scary level of fitness. He's then used that fitness to text the biomechanics and mobility of armour, so we understand how much armour actually restricts motion (or doesnt), and how much it impacts on fitness and ability to run, etc.
its not so much that its useful, in the sense that medicine will lead to a cure for cancer, but it is useful in that it increases our knowledge of the past.
Hudson Fisher
cant watch her eat it I screamed
Jaxson Phillips
It's possible but these photos always fail for the same reasons.
the context of the photo - You should have a reason for having the sword; i.e. you're in fencing gear, or period dress, or costume
The quality of the photo itself - the photo's are invariably poor quality in and of themselves. Poorly framed, poorly shot, poorly lit and in low resolution with wrong depth of field for portraiture.
The quality of the model - people that are into sword tend to be autistic spergs. So most photo's of people with swords tend to be of austitic spergs. People that are in shape, well groomed or have otherwise characterful faces will look good in photos. This is why say pic related or viggo mortenson as aragorn can look cool whilst wirgin dweebs won't.
Luke Williams
ecks dee
Blake Sanchez
delete this
Nathaniel Wood
I like how he went and bought an oversized t-shirt to try to trick people into thinking he looks skinny
Jaxon Evans
kek