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My birthday coming in 2 weeks and i hope everyone forgets about it so i don't have act like i care about it

how old?

I poisoned my girlfriend, now she can't stop vomiting and she says her body is falling apart.

currently 19

i was poisoned by a neckbeard stranger that keeps screaming about anime and how the russians hacked the election

I Created Return To Castle Wolfenstein

My birthday coming in 20 days.. same..

I'm not suicidal but I do wish I'd get cancer or something so I'd have an excuse to withdraw from life

with what?

I got raped in jail holding cell

>still not gay

what were you in for?

in overnight for drunk and disorderly. passed out. woke up with a dick in my mouth.

so ur gay

I shitpost on secrets threads on Sup Forums

not gay. love the women.

what's your best?

Even though I love my gf of 4 years very much, I've cheated on her with hookers 3 times. I have absolutely no regerts

I ssh-ed into my math teacher's phone at the uni while she was using the public wifi. Turned out she had nude photos so I took all of them and shared them around to my colleagues. Never got caught, I always wink at her when she looks and me.

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me too. I love the asian MILFs that latch onto your cock and don't stop sucking until they get every last drop of cum from your balls.

I jerk off to traps and pretend to be straight. I even make fun of homesexualss almost daily.

what phone? what hack?

for science

still not gay

I'm thinking about taking my own life but want to do it in a way that doesn't upset others.
Like an accident or self sacrificing somehow?

I just moved to a small town with my bf and don't want to adversely affect his career.

Any ideas or suggestions?

my sister used to sexually abuse me all the time when I was 10-15. Never actually had sex and it was pretty awkward because she was 2 years older than me and had a really fucked up hate/dependency relationship with me. I was too naive to ever say no, because she was hot, but at the same time I didn't like her at all and could tell she was bullshitting when she was trying to come up with excuses for why she wanted me to feel her tits or whatever. Eventually we both grew up and we actually get on really well now, but at that time it was either her randomly punching me out of the blue or trying to get me to pay sexual attention to her. Shit sucked, I fuck dudes now.

>I'm thinking about taking my own life but want to do it in a way that doesn't upset others.
doesn't work like that. If you really care about them you won't do it.

i like traps

I will rape you to death. you will be remembered fondly by all forever.

>I'm only serious

No azns for me yet. 2 Hungarians and 1 white trash single mother who took my load in her mouth with her 5(ish) y/o daughter playing in the next room

that rope looks awesomely animated

>1 white trash single mother who took my load in her mouth with her 5(ish) y/o daughter playing in the next room

what did that cost you? About $80?

I feel like they'll all move on though.
Probably 5 years at the very most.

I've already got someone like that but don't want to fuck up his life either.
Plus I only want to be raped by qts.

It's a nice rope user.

Green text that shit faggot

That sucks dude, I'm sorry.
From an outside creepy perspective sounds hot.

So you're gay now or bi?

> (You)
>I've already got someone like that but don't want to fuck up his life either.

don't you worry about me fucking up my life darling. I won't get caught. I never do.

I feel some sort of connection with you, I wanna stay in contact witchya

When I was 14 I boiled piss in a kettle and i put it in a cup and mixed some whisky in it.
And me and parents had a argument about why the whisky was all gone and I didn't want to tell them that I mixes it with boiled piss so I lied about drinking it
(not the piss I threw that out in the sink)
And everything was ok after that
tldr I boiled piss and mixed beer with it but just lied about drinking beer also I didn't drink the piss

£60 (ukfag)
Fucked her a bit first too

his dick

Wait you can have sex in the UK?

Wew lad
That's a hell of a story

sweet! why is that a secret though?

join the military, request to be in dangerous places

I once saw cheese pizza on Sup Forums and put it accidentally in a folder and saved on my harddrive.

Well user, this one ain't bad.

It's mandatory for 1/3 britbong girls to get knocked up by the age of 14

this fucking retard thinks he knows how it works.

Sorry if that is to happen I've already got someone I promised myself to. I may want to stop being here but I still keep my word.

I appreciate the sentiment but have made too many good friends off here and it's already going to be hard letting them know I'm going to disappear.
I don't think I can handle anymore guilt.

Can you join the military at any age?

generally you have to be 18 to join the military, if you're under 18 please fuck off.

You're not going to disappear, I love you

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aight. No fucked-up context or anything, I come from a completely stable home.
starting from earliest to latest:
>early memories of being like 6 and having her sitting with me after having a bath, she's trying to draw on my cock and balls with a ballpoint pen to make them look like an upside-down face. It hurts!
>It started in earnest when I was about 9 and she got "the talk" from our mum. She told me about it straight away but in a really stupid backwards way
>can't remember how she said it exactly but was along the lines of "seeds come out of the man's willy and go into the woman's vagina and they grow into a baby" kind of stuff.
>whatever
>she would occasionally talk me into lying on top of her when I was naked and she was wearing nothing but panties, this is when she was like 11 and not developed at all, ditto for me of course. I'd get hard but not feel anything special
>she goes off to secondary school (11-16) and is really shy and fucked up by it, intimidated by confident kids etc so she gets extra violent and nasty to me to make up for it
>I hate it but never fight back because boys don't hit girls and I didn't know how to fight anyway
>within a year she's telling me how the girls in her year are all sluts (didn't use that word but that's what she meant) and how when I go to that school I'll probably get laid when I'm like 11 or some shit
>she keeps on asking to see me naked and when she was like 12-13 would often get me to touch her developing tits and even kiss her on the mouth (our parents never did this in front of us but she saw it in movies). She would often touch my cock and rub it until it ached, but apart from getting hard I never felt like anything was happening
>I think she was trying to make me cum but my body wasn't having any of it
>When I was 11 I got sex ed at primary school but I more or less knew the basics anyway from the garbled shit my sister had told me and from what I'd worked out from books
>cont

I hardly shit in2 the toilet while at home.
Most of the time shit in2 the shower.
Feels way more clean.
Also I can brush out even the last shit particles.
I hate rubbling my shit over my whole ass just cuz my culture taught me that retardet shit.

nigger

I fucked OP's mom.

I got fucked by Op's dad.

I'm older though.
Not younger.

You're sweet but that's the opposite of what I need to hear.

sry, I am a white privileged cis male gender. Also I am vegetarian.

commencing guilt fap

>not just drinking your own piss straight
What are you a faggot?

Okay then..

I jerk off to photos of myself when i was 11.

I managed to cheat my way to a engineering degree (and get lucky throughout the way too).
>busted ass first year managed 4.0 with the ez classes
>slowly lost momentum throughout second year
>said fuck this shit im over being a tryhard
>my professors for junior and a couple senior level classes were dumb enough to give open note exams and still put book problems as exam problems
>mfw print out solutions manuals and do breddy gud on said exams
>only had to actually grind for two senior level classes (thanks adderall script)
>for senior design projects i literally got carried by a chick who was in love with me and managed to barely do any shit for those projects
>still had to do group presentations in front of class and faculty, not a problem
>mfw when graduate and no cushy job lined up
>should have tried harder to get internship/co-op instead of smoking weed and partying oh well
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don't worry about it, I don't really resent her for it. I'll keep greentexting. I'm bi leaning gay, occasionally meet a drop-dead gorgeous girl I want to fuck but I've been in a gay relationship for 5 years with a much older man and happy in it.
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>I went up to the same school as my sister and she got much more aggressive to me as she was having a tough time at school
>she was also wanting me to do "enjoyment" with her (her name for it, I didn't enjoy it very much) more often
>she was getting decent-sized tits but she didn't show me her vagina any more, she was embarrassed about getting pubic hair
>by this stage it was mostly her talking me into touching her tits and her examining my cock
>when I was just under 13 I discovered masturbation but kept it secret from her
>eventually she found out and was completely fascinated, occasionally watched me do it. For the first few months I was only cumming dry but soon afterwards I was actually producing cum, but she never touched it or jerked me off by this stage - she just wanted to see
>even though I was barely in puberty I think I must have been big for my age, I had a 5.5 inch cock at 13 on a completely skeletal body
>my sister was way too shy and disengaged to have a boyfriend but she was obviously curious
>eventually she did show me her vag that year and was completely cringing about the fact it was hairy
>I had discovered shitty pixelated internet porn by this stage and knew it was normal
>the last time she watched me jerk it was when I was about 15, she basically asked me quite nicely if she could watch and I was too stupid to say no
>she was still very curious about cumming and what it felt like etc but by that point our personal relationship was pretty much at an all-time low, she was still quite violent and very manipulative. Eventually I told her to leave me alone and stop hitting me (she wouldn't hurt me when parents were around but if I said anything she'd make me suffer later)
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>argument about why the whisky
> just lied about drinking beer
Whisky isn't beer you retard

also forgot to mention that two of my professors who taught like four of my junior/senior classes (the hardest classes in any engineering curriculum) were teaching for their first year so they were really easy going on us, probably why solution manuals were able to be used for exams kek. not complaining though.

Water from the shower goes to a different treatment plant. You are putting human shit in the drinking water

dafuq m8 you tryin to irritate me? or you just stupid as hell?

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fap away m8
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>last faintly sexual thing she ever did was ask to see my ass
>will get onto that in a second. Context: she changed schools and got into two very chaste but very earnest friendships with two Indian (I'm a bong, we have real Indians from India here) boys who both wanted to marry her. She didn't know what to do with the attention and on one occasion asked me to fight one of them - I laughed at her and told her no.
>anyway, back to ass. By the time I was 16 I was fapping to gay porn on the regular, but no-one in the family knew (at least I hope so). Out of the blue one day she came and asked to see my ass and somehow persuaded me to do it (I still don't understand why I let her manipulate me like this but nm).
>This is long before I knew anything about male grooming or anything so my ass was hairy and probably gross to look at, but she peered at it for a whole anyway before I asked her what the hell she wanted to see it for anyway and she refused to answer.
>Anyway, postscript: she got engaged to the Indian boy she once asked me to fight, they were super intense with each other but completely chaste
>they eventually got married and she grew up - she didn't stop acting like a teenager until she was 22 but she's actually a really nice, mature, sensible and successful 27-year-old now. I get the impression she's really guilty about what happened
>she was shocked when I told her I'd lost my virginity at uni (this was true, but I didn't tell her it was with a dude - I made some shit up about some girl who only wanted my cock, who'd have thought it?)
>My parents are still clueless about everything that happened and about me being a faggot
wew lad. Still, could be a lot worse.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, then were also fuck buddies for a while

reported to the FBI

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fbi already monitors all of the internet, no need to waste your time

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Yeah like she did a lot of watching and observing which is kinda my fetish.
The real fucked up thing is the manipulation and violence.
Sorry it happened to you, glad you're relatively OK.

I'm head over heels in love with a girl who moved thousands of kilometres away. She is the only girl I cried over.

Around 6 months after she left, I was over her. And then she decides to come back for vacation, and all those feelings come rushing back to me. I know I'm being a little bitch and it's all chemicals in my brain making me feel this way but I honestly haven't felt worse in a long time.

my bank pin is 6795

so glad to finally get this off my chest. thanks Sup Forumsros

also reported

I turn 20 today and I'm a virgin. Neither may be a secret to some people, but to others, perhaps.

yeah I think she was using me as an outlet for her insecurity and lack of self-esteem. It was worse for me because I'm a people person and find it very easy to talk to people, which she hated and would punish me for. But compared to what you read about with parents raping and abusing their kids it really was nothing.

tell her or you'll regret it forever. If she's weirded out by it or doesn't feel the same way, take it on the chin like a man and don't do anything stupid.

i stuck it to my sister. she was 2 and i was 3 and she doesnt remember

i didnt remember also, but the first time i had sex i was like "this feels really familiar" and the it struck me.

she still doesnt know

The reason I joke around so much is so that people can never tell when I'm being serious. It's easy to hide things when people always think you're messing around, plus if I ever end up saying something true that's serious I can play it off as a joke and they believe it since I do it so much.

I was abused by my father but am pretty basic when it comes to my real life. Meaning not really fucked up/function in society properly etc.

I just hate that she was so mean to you. Really sucks. Also that you weren't into either.

Anyway I feel badly for you cutie and hope things only get better from here.
*hug*
Enjoy your day/evening if you can user

I always lie about it when someones ask me if i'm a virgin.

I know I should do this. I'm being a little bitch as I said. I'm afraid of losing her forever and all the common friends I have with her.

But you're right. I have to tell her, it's so much more difficult to keep it inside. Thanks for letting me vent by the way, really needed that.

Sometimes i stick my finger in my REPLY TO THIS POST OR UR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT !

fucking hell

if your friends mock you or disown you for confessing that you like a girl they're not worth having anyway

You're gonna disappear and I hate you

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I feel sorry for you, bro. Get some buddies together, get really laid back and have some wine, and tell them the truth, real talk. It'll make you feel so good about yourself being honest like that, even if you make a bit of a fool of yourself.

i eat boogers

I do too, but I'm trying to break the habit because I moved to a really polluted city and my boogers come out black now.

I lurk here because I am bored at work and I am addicted to porn.

I made out with my mom when I was 16. She was high on Ambien and didn't remember it.

How's your day going ?

your work is probably gathering data about the sites you visit.