Quick and painless way to break my ankle? If not painless then at least effective

Quick and painless way to break my ankle? If not painless then at least effective.

there's not going to be a painless way dipshit. Why you wanting to break it anyway?

Hammer

Fall down the stairs /b or ask a friend to use a hammer.

Jump off the 10th floor. Swift and efficient.

Let someone else do it

He doesn't want to go to 8th grade swimming class tomorrow because OP is a fat, 13 year old virgin

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Start a fight with me. I will rek you, fam!

dont fuck with your legs and ankles bro, smash it wrong and take a ligament say goodbye to function. just fake back pain, there is no proof for backpain other than you moaning like a cunt

look up the sciatic nerve and sciatica, ya fucking moron.

Is a 4 foot drop, landing sideways on it enough to break it?

...your skull, that is

The ankle

1. Find local mob
2. Place big wager on team you expect to lose
3. Don't pay debt
4. Ask to have them break ankle instead of knee cap.
5. Success!

...of your skull

Y dont u just kill ur self and get it over with? Instead of giving others a pain in the ass.

Make sure to do it where no one will go so you don't waste paramedics time too

OP tell us why you want to break your ankle.

>The foot bones connected to the leg bone
>The leg bones connected to the ankle bone
>The ankle bones connected to the HEAD BONE

secret get thread up in this bitch

OP should find some painkillers and then jump out of a window. Should be painless and effective given he has some good pills.

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OP, why? What are you trying to get off from doing? School, work, socializing like a normal human being?