Here's come the first of 2017

Here's come the first of 2017

ITT:Anons said their powers and others anons try to limit them.

Power of being anyone i want anytime.

But you always have to take a huge shit every time you change into another person.
Power to stop time, and not grow old while time is stopped.

can't move

Power of travel in time..

when i need to pay for something, i always find the exact amount i need in my jacket inner pocket

and this is new money, it's not deducted from my bank account or anything

it's deducted from the length of your dick

>Can never, ever, under no circumstance, take off jacket. Instadeath if you do.

Power of fuck any girl that i think is good-looking.

the power of instant adaptability. for every situation i am i have the exact power to survive and prosper in it

and you're always drunk

The power to always get repainting digits.

the ability to time travel and be immortal.

every time you use it you develop cataracts just a tiny bit more

you're a cockroach.

you can only time travel forward and cant control when you stop

I can't see the prolem in that

Power of being a good writer and write good books.

Man this thread is good. Top notch guys. I wish for the power to touch life and be able to see what it's past is

no one will give you chance and they wont get published until years after your death when stephanie meyers will discover them at a yard sale and get them published under her name

Don't get published until after you're dead

nice

you are forced to relive that lifes most painful moment 100 fold every time

have to sit through the whole thing in real time

God damnit. I was 26 seconds too late.

I'm trying to limit this, but I can't for the life of me figure out what you're talking about.

I'll take the power to have any power I wish at any moment without time constraints

power to touch a living organism*

The power to see 2 minutes into the future at all times.

can't see the present

You got suck a dick anytime that you want use your power.

Every time you change powers/add a new power, you shrink one foot in height.

... and then use the power to get 2 feet taller ?

Power of know Dostoyevsky

But you know him in his funeral

You think every girl is ugly

how about

be gay

So,evryguy that i think is good-looking got to suck my dick instantly

Power of fly.

Everyone has a flyswatter handy wherever you go.