Status report!

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Status report!

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Sir, I'm picking up increased levels of shitposting on long-range scanners.

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Tactical analysis, Mr. Worf.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

Sir, it appears they are armed with trap threads and "Get!" rolls. They are no match for the Enterprise.

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

Indeed. Bring us in closer, Ensign. I don't see any harm in exploring this primative culture in detail; half impusle.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

Aye, sir. Half impulse.

Jace Price
Jace Price

Sir! We are being hailed.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

On screen.

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

What the hell is that?!

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

My name is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Federation Starship: Enterprise. How can I be of assistance?

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

Why can't Athiests define Athiesm?

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

Mute audio.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Get off my bridge faggot

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Muted.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Thoughts, Number One.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

Captain did you know there's a nigger at the helm?!!!

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

I think it's bait. Why else would they ask such a retarded question?

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

OMFG SERIOUS DAMAGE CAPTAIN!

The cable is out.

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

Agreed. However, I believe we should approach this situation calmly, with reason.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Thats racist

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

Open frequency, Mr. Worf.

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Open.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

Do you have any idea how long it'll take to get the damn cable company out here? This is gonna suck ass!

But we at least have BEER and ROYALTIES!

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

Another enemy vessel is approaching! CAPTAIN we have to something

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Why, Atheism is the lack of a belief in any one god, or gods.

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Define "god"

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Well, a "god" is typically defined as a superhuman being or spirit worshipped for having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

Juan Price
Juan Price

Sorry for being late to Mission Operations. A transporter accident nuked my clothes. I bitched about it to the manufacturer so now later the French are gonna kick my ass.

I'm off to stand in the background and pretend I'm doing shit.

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

So, superhuman? That's what makes something a God? A tiger is superhuman. It runs fast and can easily overpower you. If a tiger sees you, it can easily have power over your fate. So you don't believe in tigers? Surely not.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

define "god"

Fuck, HERE we go...

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

trufax

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

A tiger is not a superhuman, it's an animal. Based on your logic, a computer is also superhuman because it can calculate faster than a human can. In addition, a tiger is not worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

More like supernatural.

Bigfoot would probably kill anybodys ass with little effort.

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

Reason's not working, sir! I can't maintain the logic field integrity against this much stupidity! I'm losing her!

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

"I'm not the enemy you idiots! BUT I AM TRIPPING SO MANY BALLS RIGHT NOW!"

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

All hands, abandon ship! Repeat, all hands, abandon-

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

Had an awesome thread this morning.

Pics -> /r/skankhunt100188

William Barnes
William Barnes

What did i tell you about not taking your meds?
Report to sickbay at once

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

Fin.

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

voyager

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Hang on guys, help is on the way.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Oh shut up. You're in your own room fantasizing about Seven Of Nine while high on glue.

And don't you look at me that way! It's not my fault my space razor broke this morning!

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