Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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>no weebs allowed

youtube.com/watch?v=BH-QmpBUUsk

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There was a girl browsing the manga section at the book store :o

That's a good answer, you should always take your time with these things. Who should I ship you with in case Sono doesn't come back?

That's actually a good hentai.

Did you jump her? ;)

why does your bookstore have a manga section -_-
what are they fucking weebs?

Alright, folks.
I'm outta here for now.


(loser shiro)
>implying my ice types are monotypes
Boy even if I didn't have speed I wouldn't need it to fuck you up.
Also the water was less about STAB and more about covering bases against rock and fire.

(Chara)
Maybe he's just here to make casual pals.
I was for a long time.

Shiro claimed.

(Pokeperson of unknown name due to missing filenames)
>Trevanant, Noivern, Aegislash, Malamar, Sylveon, and a Clawitzer
I too like to only train new pokemon in a new generations, and play blind, but I had surprisingly few of these. Just the Aegislash and the Sylveon I think.
But I randomly caught a shiney Trevanant and bought a handmade Sylveon plushy, cause she's a cutie.
>Alolan Muk named Detroit
kek

Boy, you really stocked up on these files, but that one doesn't even have a penis.

It means she wants your D!

Kyouko knows.

(feggit mina)
>needing other types to make up for the shitty type
You've just proven the point.

Claim

カラミチーマス

I only noticed she was a girl because the isle was empty and I was busy looking at Pandora Hearts manga debating whether to buy or not -_-
Because it's a book store, and they sell all variety of things :o
See first answer

Bye!
Fix'd
I could see that. I just really like spooky stuff and bats and squids and stuff.
I keep meaning to get back into handmaking plushies, but it's a lot of effort and I don't like selling them.

>Who should I ship wou with in case Sono doesn't come back
First of all, he'll come back.

Second of all... you didn't even ask for permission the first time you did it. What's the point of shipping if you ask them?

Yeah, but he said something along the lines... actually wait, I have the screenshot

>Chara

Hotaru kun

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weißt du zufällig wer Sonokawa's letzter Avatar war?

>not showing her pictures of your massive collection
No qt3.14 3d waifu in your immediate future

Lol you pervert.

Keep on winning, winner.

Pixels are the best D

Whoa you even saved one of his posts~?

Kyouko has taste

Don't buy number 22, it's dented at the bottom.
But actually it's not that surprising that girls can read as well. They are taught these skills since the 18th century.

Thanks Louise.
> I just really like squids and stuff
l-lewd!
>plushies
Well, you could instead keep them or gift them to me.

But they look hard and edgy. I'm sure they'd hurt.

why were you even at a book store -_-

I didn't buy any of them. I already had two books
>kek
To buy books -_-

>Lol you pervert.

That's true.

Trips confirm.

I was kinda sad when my Inkay evolved tbh, she's much cuter then malamar.
The second plushie I ever made was actually a gift for an internet friend. Tell ya what, if I get back into it, I'll make you a plushie.

>Not reading

Nö, keine Ahnung. Du?

Well... considering he stalked the archive and backtracked to when I first joined I'm pretty sure that's harmless.

Hell, considering that I'd even say he's screenshotting all the compliments I made him

reading is boring -_-

>>haven't noted you yet
are you even the same louise from some time ago?

>Nö, keine Ahnung. Du?
Er wollte es mir auch nicht sagen...

And dubs confirm my trips
But did we really need trips to confirm?

Depends, how long ago we talkin'? I was on a thread here yesterday, and before that, my last thread here was probably around 2015, and then it was mostly /jp/ and /vr/. But I always gotta bum around waifu threads.

More importantly: Why was he even outside?
That's kinda suspicious.

How much are these even?

>Inkay evolved
I was hella angry that mine didn't. I always try to figure stuff out by myself, but seriously, how are you supposed to get THIS idea!?
>plushies
What kind were you making? Pokemon?
>I'll make you one
Guess I'll need to encourage you now.

Girls love the feeling of veiny cocks rubbing against their walls.

Post lewd then.

And he has only stalked you? So Yandere
>i ran out of imgs

i am talking about like half a year ago? definitely not 2015
and not yesterday either...
i'll just assume you are, adds one more to the non heretic list which is nice

I didn't look so I wouldn't be tempted

Dir würde ichs auch nicht sagen.
Postest ja nichtmal mit deinem waifu.

As far as I know yeah. Maybe he did stalk some other anons too, but if he did, he didn't tell me.

>mit deinem
ok Chara

Do you have Discord?

Deiner Waifu hört sich doof an.

>Post lewd then.

Nah, I don't see the point in doing that.

Yeah, it's pretty bullshit. My friend actually took my 3DS and evolved mine when I showed em my level 60 Inkay.
Rip Callie
I used to make plushies of whatever. First was Navi from OOT because easy, then a few sharks, then a splatoon squid. I'd totally be down to make some pokemon plushies, though.
I mean, I MIGHT've been on here about half a year ago for a single thread. Did I say anything of note?

Yet I never saw a cuboid shaped dildo.
Explain.

Well, why not buy one or two if you actually want them?

>mit deinem waifu
>deinem
Verdächtig.

Unfortunately no, I don't.
I always only hear about drama and shit over there. But I do have telegram.

Claim

Because I had a gift card and needed stuff to read. I have already read the manga, and wanted it mostly for my own collection for my beautiful waifu

You could have reloaded.
>sharks
Would you mind showing them?

>I MIGHT've been on here about half a year ago for a single thread
>a single thread
i guess there was another one if that's the case

>Did I say anything of note?
no i just remembered the pic which reminded me

siehe

have a good fap? -_-

>Verdächtig.
Chara ist immer so gemein zu mir.
Eigentlich habe ich ihm nie was getan, aber er unterlässt es bei keinem Post sich über meine Waifu zu beschweren...
>deinem
Das ist kein Zufall...

>drama
That's why you don't join a Discord group.
Steam?

here

Has he been flirty with anyone else?

Tease.

Dragon dils are much more painful.

Yes :o

That..Would've been smart.
I'm also firmly of the opinion if I made another plushie it'd be significantly better. And I wouldn't use felt so it'd be soft, too.

It coulda been me. I never met a single other ZnT fan...Anywhere, really, but hey. I dunno.

Not that I recall. Only friendly and sarcastic.

Mm, I guess, but I like to do that in private usually.

On thread it's just kind of weird.

Well there ya go, he only has eyes for you.

Post lewd Kyoko now.

That is a very noble cause indeed.
Sell your desk and get more manga!

Muss eine sehr kurze Liste sein.

Dein Brezel hört sich blöd an.

Ja, zu mir war es heute auch besonders fies. Dabei haben wir noch versucht es was gutes zu tun.
Undank ist der Welt Lohn...

I do! Will I find you if I search through anyone's friendslist?

Well, yes, but they are still cylindrical.

They are pretty cute already!
Will you be using this very fluffy and short haired stuff that I don't know the name of?

Then I wouldn't be able to use my computer though

>On thread it's just kind of weird.
Bullshit, you didn't seem to complain that one time.

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You could place it on your shelf.

That would imply I could stalk him back. But I'm sure he also had someone else he liked before me.

Deine Mutter hört sich blöd an

Sent Ruri lewds
Can I have Kyouko lewds :(
But my shelf isn't wide enough for that

czeck them

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It was for trips.

Never.

Please help i will die if you don't post the hottest lewds you have

There's a material I have in mind if I make another plush. I dunno what it's called either, but that sounds about right! Like I said, though, it's a lot of work, I'm not positive I'm gonna make any more.

what did i do? :o

Immerhin fickt meine nicht herum.

Okay, new plan:
Sell the desk, but another, smaller and cheaper desk and spend your earnings on at least one issue.

I was thinking about trying it once as well, but when I saw what others can make it made it pretty obvious that whatever I did would suck hard.

you're a rat :o

You're feeding too much into the pixels. Fine, I will not post it anymore.

What a let down.

You mean that witch? I'm not sure if he dated anyone after that.

claimed

I'm sorry anonimoose.

But I wouldn't be able to fit my current set up on a smaller desk. I've spread out over the years

Ich bin verletzt
wie kannst du nur?!

I don't think he did date someone else after that, but he DID stalk someoneafter that.

why -_-

stop sleuthing -_-

Yuuko, Shinoa, Uzume, Neo, Rory, Karen, Galko, Kyouko, Hamakaze, Amatsu, and some others.

Aw, I'm sure you'd do great! It just takes some hard work and practice.
Start small, and work your way up! I'm sure I couldn't make a sylveon, for example, but I might be able to do an Inkay.

Sell your chair, then saw off the legs of your desk, sell these too and live life like a Jap.

Good. I want this thread free of not-trap lewdness.

Wieso ich? Hat sie vielleicht meinen Dödel im Mund?

>Username: shiroanon
Can it really be this easy?

>hard work and practice
Yea, I don't really have the time for this.
>Inkay
Proof it!

-_-

We've been over this though. There are no legs on my desk

Right.
Sew off whatever the desk has to hold it in place.

I'm going to make a folder of 150 horrify lewds of Kyoko Sakura and spam it every time I see you post ITTs.

I understand what he is doing now. He checking to see if you're a genuine person so that he doesn't fall in love with another bad person.

How can you now like traps? That's now normal.

Would you do it for me?

Can I sell your services instead?

There's the time thing (I leave for work in a few hours anyway)
and I'm not sure I have the 35$ to drop on some new material in all the colors I need.


Question for the thread: Do any of you play trading card games?

Wessen den sonst? Ist ja nicht so als ob irgendwer an meiner Mutter interessiert wäre außer dir.

But how? He doesn't even know my name.
But it's sweet of you to think that way. I mean besides the pictures. Those are sometimes not only lewd but eww too... I mean that guy looks like some kind of futa

Not since i was a little kid

Not since i was a little kid

I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh.

:thinking:

I've seen most of those probably.