No Secrets thread? how can that be?

No Secrets thread? how can that be?

We all have secrets. Share yours here.

Secrets/advice/vent

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I fap to throat fucking porn. The rougher it is and the more they gag, but still keep opening their mouths for more, the harder I get.

newfag get your own thread started.
also spidermanthread

Sucked off a dog. The dog liked it.

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some lonely dude sucked my dick.

im a dog.

chekd

I fucked my dog.

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Because they're popular. Fuck off, crybaby.

I searched for friends email addresses in the password database from the LinkedIn, Dropbox, last.fm hacks etc and i'be been surreptitiously downloading iClouds and spying on facebooks ever since. I used to keep them to myself but I've recently begun seeking out guys that know them and sharing the pics with them.

Everytime I'm naked for a minute I go very hard and horny for no reason. So in the showers I'm stuck with a stiffy. It sucks.

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I am allergic to bullshit.
If I even sniff a Trump or see the corner of a qur'an or bible, I develop a rash.

I held a niggers hand in kindergarten

The assassination of Pres Trump will amuse me greatly...

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>I have a secret... I'll share it with you.
>I know all "Share Your Secrets" breads on Sup Forums are posted and monitored by the usa's law-enforcement agencies...

When I was 6 and my cousin was 7 my cousin black mailed me into having "sex" which at the time we both thought was just hugging nude. We didn't even know what gay or straight was back then. He told me to do it or else he wouldn't be my friend and I said I'd do it since I had no other friends. Never brought up that with him after some years past by. I pretend to forget about it and I'm sure he still remembers it as much as I do. But we never speak about it.

Your finger's car friended me in the back of my mom.

I live with an extremely bitchy and overbearing housemate and sexually fantasize about her as some kind of weird vindictive fapping routine. It's given me some of the best orgasms of recent memory thinking about her. I'm not attracted to her at all in person and whenever we interact I have to fap afterwards to expend my rage

no that doesn't sound like my fingers car at all

Can you link to the data?

It's pretty easy to find the site I'm talking about. LS.

vola? mega?

Oops... I have the dumb. Quoted the wrong post.

Vola? Mega?

I love my girlfriend.

Freak.

Cheated on my gf with a 26yo slut last year. One night I fucked the milf then went home to gf who wanted to fuck. I tried but couldn't get excited. Still with gf and still occasionaly see the slut. May post slut pic related if interest

Go for it

Sorry..LS?

One time at band camp.....

gril or faggot?

gril or faggot? if faggot, pitched or catched?

Contribute or GTFO.

>never understand why someone hates a thread enough to go into it to post about hating it.

getting hard for own dick

>still not gay

I once called my friend stupid now I feel bad

fuck you ballsacks

girl likes me I like girl but want to see but busy but answers my text on vacation "give it a shot" shy

I feel bad for you user

everyone says she like me and it positive "give it a shot!" just always too busy

So you had faggot sex at the age of 6.
Fucking faggots. They're multiplying.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

no, no one is interested faggot. what makes you think b/tards want to see naked pix on Sup Forums?

post or don't. but take your dramaqueenattentionwhoring somewhere else faggot.

I like these threads.

that's one helluva secret user

>26
>milf

how old are you, 15? tops?

Don't tell anyone please.

14. and a half.

MODS

Underage. GTFO

they used to be better

I cant remember the last time a bipolar 9/10 girl sucked a guys dick in exchange for a gun to kill herself on christmas

always some retard yelling MAUDES

nice

very /b

shh, he got dubs, hes one of us now

Kek. Says the idiot who cannot even drive himself around the neighborhood

an autist on Sup Forums who can't recognize a good joke. what are the fucking odds?

Please be nice to the youngling, thank you.

she didn't do it tho

might kik her and see if she's still alive

hope she sucked the dick at least

My ex girl broke up with me in July. We were together for 3 years. She got with my best friend. I tried to move on and got in a relationship that I'm super unhappy with sometimes. Sometimes i like her alot sometimes I don't, she's super emotional and takes SSRIs. I was looking through my Facebook friends and found a cute girl that I really want to talk to but don't want to ruin my current relatio nship. The girl I'm with now is crazy in love with me and I'm don't know why, I'm really an asshole. I don't want to hurt her. Not sure what to do. I just started at a new great job and all and I should be happy, but I can't after my ex left me. I feel like I'm missing something and I can't help it.

Wat do?

>Wat do?

Next in line!

When I was 5 I had a foot fetish and an elderly teacher who was about 60 and the class would all sit on the floor in front of her at the start of the day and I always sat directly in front of her so I could stare at her toes and fantasise about them, how they would feel across my face and then BAM I once leaned forward and kissed one.

I cross dress in private and talk to dudes on kik

do you roleplay as a chick?

Yeah I do. Most of the time I tell them I'm a sissy though. Sometimes I send pictures too.

there's a lot of grils out there. just keep trying until you find one.

What type of stuff do you want to roleplay with? I might be down, but I have to leave right now.

I think you meant poleplay

I think you meant rolegay

Second times the charm, fag.

And yeah dude I accept that I like both cock and vagina, and that I like dressing as a girl to orgasm sometimes. Pretty fun.

still not gay

Another confession, why not. I love being degraded and feminized and dominated. I love demanding women and I get turned on to getting ass fucked. At the same time, dominating women is super hot for me as well.

Did you enjoy it?

Hahaha that legit made me laugh, nice one user

fuck her

That's the weirdest thing I've heard in my life. There must be just very few people that are actually able to enjoy that, I'm sure

>im a dog

and I'm 8 months old

Let me guess...it was rough...

blow me

>i won't be gentle

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this isn't /adv/, it's a secrets thread

sauce on these? I like it when the cock makes her throat bulge

Well, I gotta hand it to the little fag, he's got dubs.

i want this sauce

>cock makes her throat bulge

yasssss

I have a huge panty fetish

i was a sea org member

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sauce?

here

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I know the biggest donor

MODS MODS MODS

yeah I know that one, looking for more like that

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not that user but i'm 33 and i consider 26 a milf. i normally prefer not to fuck anything older than 22 because they start to get flabby

FUCK YOU NIGGER

I have never replied to the threads that say your mother will die if you don't reply.

fuck you monster

c'mere slut

I'm monogamous but I wouldn't mind being in a poly trio with pic related. You can't be cucked if it's a girl, right?