W-welcome to Tea with Alice!

W-welcome to Tea with Alice!

Have a p-problem you need to discuss? S-some troubles you've b-been having? J-just someone to tell you it is g-going to be okay?

I'm here f-for you Anonymous.
W-would you like some tea?

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Show your dick and be gone

Bump

I think my problem right now is that I don't know how to make meth, but it looks like you do. Can you hook a brother up?

I'm ready!

Hi Alice! glad to see you back

Hello Alice :) and hello any ladies with big naturals

Alice,
Is this a fucking dragon dildo?

You know, for once, everything is going just as it should, and that's nice.

I'm still frightened about talking to my mother about being transgender, but I am, increasingly, growing more confident. Thanks illegal hormones!

I d-don't have one, sorry

Fuck off back to

>I d-don't have one, sorry adams apple
>manily arms
>manily hands
>manily legs
>lack of hip definition
>man

prove your a girl or pls seppukku yurself babe, don't wanna find out im turned on by a dude alice

How disappointing.

Old joke.

End the thread, this is the best post, nothing will be better.

hoiii

cooking meth now?

FRIENDLY REMINER ALICE IS A TRAP AND GOT DEBUNKED HARD AS FUCK.

I have a friend who wants to quite his shitty job. However, this is his first one, and I don't want to have him get into the precedent of quitting when he temporarily hates his job. How can I convince him to stay?

Thank you for any advice.

I l-literally don't have any of those things

But why am I here?

Alice wanna be my waifu? I will gove you tons of love and orgasms.

F-friendly reminder, tea is g-good for you and t-tastes good too

Hello Alice glad to hear you are back!

when how?

>I l-literally don't have any of those things

??? did you post nudes or somthig hun?

W-why shouldn't he quit if h-he doesn't like his job? You l-literally said it was shitty, why should h-he be there?

S-sorry, I don't

quit -> quiet
Sorry for the typo.

>Already planning on lewding the waifu.
Chill down, user.

It's too late!
They're in my body!
Blocking my T!
Replacing it with E!

Don't worry, though. I've studied quite thoroughly and I know the warning signs to look for.

There was a blog where certain user posted infor about alice, years worth of info and leaving aside the fact that is a fucking trap, is mentally ill too.

Hey, I finally made one of these threads.
How are you Alice?

this is the biggest cringefest I've ever seen.
saved for the cringe threads

FOUND THE BLOG.

FUCK OFF ALICE.

>alicelied.blogspot.cl/

rip

The warning signs like "I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, because hormones don't block T, antiandrogens do?"

Seek a doctor; don't take medication without medical assistance. It is dangerous.

D-do you mean the blog that's been debunked, itself, over and over?

Q-quite well, just about to pour the tea

Self medication always plays at the edge of the knife, user, I once died for swallowing a pair of tic-tacs :^(.
(joke aside, be careful)

proofs it

i cant even imagine how it tastes like.
>like a cup of coffee
by taste or effect?
qt plushie tho, c approves.

>That "evidence"
>immense amount of butthurt in every post by the author
>clearly a butthurt ex or something
I'LL BELIEVE HIM FOR SURE

I dont get to drink to get drunk often, like once every 3 months tops but when I do I just get super wasted.
I also dont like drinking with my friends because its just more chill to get drunk at my pc.
would that constitute a drunking problem?

Effect! And s-she isn't plush, b-but she is a hard worker.

L-let me pour you a cup

fuuuck, you wouldn't by chance know where to find said blog would you?

I've pushed away everyone in my life how do i become human again

how so? Hows it been debunked?

...

Hey Alice...I need you're help...I need someone like you to help me...with my hard cock....please help me and post a sexy nude....

Give me ideas for a Mind Flayer lair in D&D and I'll post in your thread.

Neither of his degrees (BA in Math and in Psychology) are very useful to getting him a job unless he goes to grad school. Work in his area is scarce, and he's not able to live with his parent forever.

And I'm worried about him falling into the NEET pit for a while if he does quit.

D-drinking to get drunk is usually a b-bad sign, as w-well as drinking alone.

I'd say that it is certainly something to be wary of.

M-mostly by literally all of the evidence on t-there being either provided by me (and therefore public knowledge) or opinions w-with no basis in fact?

N-no idea what that is.

S-sorry, I'm not t-that kind of girl

...

HIT ME UP WIF A CUP! Also ALice, if i have a silo with 4 tons of water. and i apply force on every angle, keep in mind this silo cannot break, Would it become soo hot it would create Plasma?

your stove and microwave clocks aren't sinked up

You're human already.
But since you pushed everyone away try to make some friends again

Chill the fuck out user. It doesn't affect you, leave Alice be.

h-how am i going to go to sleep now..
anyway, thanks, tastes like love.

You're much better at the pouring thing than you were in the first one of these. Props.

>Adam's apple
>manly legs and arms
>zero boobs
>trying to pass as a girl for years on 4ch
>debunked

Just cut the bullshit Alice, you're trying to pick newfags in Sup Forums when everyone else who's lurking for years already know you have a boipucci.

Well obviously I know that. I mean, of course I'm on an AA as well, it's just easier to say a catch-all "hormones"

It's not as if this is an endgame, but without insurance, and without a therapist in town to write the letter to get the doctor to prescribe them, this is a second-best, I'm fucking almost 28 and feel like killing myself plan. I know what I'm doing, I feel great, so I'm sorry that I was only able to move forward once we parted.

Naturally. I've had to make a couple adjustments already >.>

...I h-have a BA in Psychology, and I've got a g-great job.

All you are telling me is that you don't think he should stop working at his job, n-not that he actually shouldn't.

I h-have no idea, does this magical world have the concept of fusion still?

N-neither of them are clocks

...

shut up, nerd

Google it, nerd.

Guess again retard

W-why don't you tell m-me what is REALLY wrong, Anonymous?

You can really get a good job with a BA?

Maybe I am being overly conservative.

I'll be your friend

>E X P O S E D
Could you elaborate a bit? You say you don't feel human anymore?

Oh god, it's this degenerate again.

Just show us your dick and be done with it.

>
Get your shit together.

welp, you win then

Y-you clearly don't know what you are doing, given what y-you are doing is illegal and dangerous, especially as y-you cannot get testing done f-for the numerous problems that can occur....w-without a doctor.

What state do you live in?

>Can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman

Seems like you sucked too many dicks faggot. Go back to your sissy thread.

I'm going to jack off to you.

also not much, how about you?

You can. Psychologists are very expensive, and many can work from home. I could see someone making bank doing that sort of thing.

Alrighty well...
*sits in one of the chairs*
I'll have today's special....
H-how much will it be Alice?...

Not the same user dear Alice but this image is different from your current looks did you lost more weight?

I g-got one without a degree at all; I've only r-recently completed my BA's.

You don't need a degree, you need a skill.

T-they are timers, not clocks.

D-don't have one

An abandoned temple, obviously.

I know a blood lab. It's more expensive than having the doctor do the work, but they'll take it without a referral. I know the risks, and it's only a stopgap measure until I can get a drivers license.

Which, given the amount of snow on the roads, could prove more complicated than expected...

I'm off from work until Monday, any ideas of how to pass time?

THE OLD VIKING RULE OF Sup Forums SAYS

"TITS OR GTFO"

Psychiatrists require a minimum of master's to work in some states and doctorate in others

i have to wonder, do you have a boyfriend?

>D-don't have one

Alice what the fuck happens with you? are you anorexic or something like that?

Jerk off and drink heavily, trying not to let the existential dread set in.

ah, that makes sense.

OH GOD.. OH NO.... OH GOD OH NO... OH GOD OH NO OH GOD.... IT CANT BE

youtube.com/watch?v=jya2eBCDcW0

Stop watching Anime

Hi Alice! You are my favourite poster. I hope you're doing well.

Thank you for the advice, Alice.

F-free of course

OH NO... THERES NO WAY...COULD IT BE

Whats your favorite genre of music alice?

M-my pleasure

What's everyone listening to this fine evening or night?
>Earth,Wind,and Fire

I wish I was more like you tbh Alice. I can't even motivate myself to go back to school for fear of failure and you can go on here and be subjected to all this shit over and over and keep going. How do you do it fam?

God you shitposting cunt

ITS THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN HAS COME BACK TO POST. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS

Do you remember

>I j-just lose weight easily!

Okay then tell me the difference in weight between this and this skeleton here I'll just say that this is not healthy alice.