Post your watches

Post your watches

Iz u a power ranger by any chance?

ok

Does it have a microwave on it?

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How heavy are you?

didnt know you could you could fit that around a trotter

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Is that your feet?

no but I could zap your balls

send pics of the rest of yourself

ITT: faggoty milennial consumerists compare redundant and antiquated junk

soo........ you don't wear a watch?
do you use your phone?

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i don't own one

why would i wear a watch in a world obsessed with time to the point that clocks are virtually everywhere, providing you arent some rural mouthbreather?

is it awesome spending daddy's money on fashion accessories, girly man?

numale fashionistas must die

looks about 10 oclock to me

ITT: Wrist fedoras.

you only assume no one else makes money by themselves because the world you live in is trash. Like yourself, your trash sir. trash

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I know there's no point to having a watch, but i love clockwork

user reporting in.

so edgy

thanks for noticing :)

In terms of keks, this is the upper echelon.

looks like an old stereo on your wrist
Good job faggot

Because you don't know how to read a watch? BTW lame photo

Thanks user!

Standard issue stainless steel Rolex Submariner.

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Pig hoof

i have a phone, you retard. were you born stupid, or do you work at it?

you put it on the wrong wrist

Feminism

which one should i put it on?

>your
>opinion discarded

ha!

entitled silver spooner fashion statement.

kill yourself hipster

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wear it on your neck to cover your double chin, fatass

love to get me a soviet era watch

oh, i struck a nerve.

what was it, grandma's fagmas present?

if you worked for that yourself, you need to drink a gallon of bleach for being a trendy wasteful selfish little bitch.

next time you wanna just throw some money away, instead give it to someone who will really use it and appreciate it

Woi

big watches look gaudy and retarded

more like your mom looks gaudy and retarded

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no, but the dinner plate sized wristwatch i crammed into your dads ass definitely does

do they make that one for men too?

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Funny, if you ever get bored with shitposting theres a place on the stage for you

fashion whore detected

which kardashian are you?

fuck you, fashion nigger

it cost more than you'll make in 1 lifetime, pleb

This is my collection. The Breitling is my favorite but the Rolex is classy. The Eco Drive and Omega are my EDC.

This one is pretty good..

see, the problem with that is that you need to pull your phone out of your pocket every time you need to check the time.

Careful edgelord, you'll cut yourself

It set me back $18.25
It's not a problem to me because it looks good and it tells the time, only thing I need. Plus, durability is not an issue because it can last a few months before I have to get another $18 watch.

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Nice style, but too complex. I personally like simplistic stuff.

ive been working since fifteen and am now forty, try again, entitled assdick

you arent that important to need to check your time that often, fashionista

>fashioncuck detected

what the fuck does that even mean?

ITT: teenagers stroke themselves about their fashion accessory addictio

you arent important, your time is not in demand, and nothing of consequence is happening i your life that you need to keep such a watchful eye on the time.

that plain enough for ya, hipster douche?

dad gave it to me, $10k watch

new g-shock

liar

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i mean, plenty of unimportant people have reason to know what time it is though? Like even minimum wage workers need to know the time. If anything, less important people have more reason to know the time than more important people since they actually trade time for money as opposed to the investment class.

my dick is thicker than your wrist.

instead of wasting money on wrist antiques, get a gym membership.

youre so skinny a fat girl could fart next to you on the bus and the force would powderize your hipbone

Wow i was very impressed until i saw the eagles watch. I cant believe a fucking eagle can have such good taste....

I agree

hes a doctor making $500k a year

keep making excuses for being a slave to fashion, captain consumer

Its casio and its worth 200$ at max ik its pleb but im poor asf

Oh perfect, I've been wanting something I can fucking time my pounds and liters with.

sorry i don't have autism and down syndrome. just autism.

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Even BIGGER liar! Doctors arent making that unless top surgeon or focused heavy on business side

so? prove it.

hows it feel to be a numale who doesnt have the balls or a ability to make it in the world under his own steam?

id offer to fuck you up the ass, but theres a silver spoon in the way faggot

try not to get too jealous of my swag

he is actually doctor evil

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Your dad's line of work is a fucking joke. Doctors don't do shit

I mean, if we are going to start calling purely functional objects fashion statements, then doesn't that make you a slave to fashion consumerism too cause you like wear shirts and pants and shit?

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why would your dad spend 2% of his income on a watch for you?

shitty shoop is shitty

Says the jerk off with a $700.00 phone.

probably an apology for the repeated rapes

bitch, shut your mouth. My shit is custom.

Holy shit kek!

why is 12 a male/female symbol?