REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I don't date chicks who smell like an ashtray.

no girlfriends anons
dont bother

im gay

how are you gonna manage that when i sit in the house all day?

I wish

i wish you and me luck

good, then she can watch me masturbate to lolis
pic related

Ok

Hopefully it'll become true.

funny thing is i think someones asking me to the dance tomorrow

Didn't work last time.

But I didn't leave the house last time either

OP, I hope you have this ability you claim. GF me plz.

what if i already have a girlfriend?

I don't think my wife would approve.

i don't know why cannibalism isn't more of a thing in these countries.

make babies-- eat ribs.

I dont need dubs?

ok

One day hopefully one of you faggots will be right!

You better be

hehe

Well, i actually started talking to a girl that could become my gf so let's try it.

Aww fucking hell

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Jokes on you I'm a flaming homo

Roll

Hey

Got nothing better

same

...

Ok

wat

can't pass this up

Maybe one day

girlfriend get

WHat time tomorrow bcause i need one before 13:00 hours??

AWWWWW YEAaaaasss

HAHAHAHA GUIS GET IN HERE AND TROLL THIS UGLY ASS CROSSDRESSER THAT IS SUCKING NUMEROUS RANDOM GUYS COMING INTO THE HOUSE LIVE! NO MOD EITHER

chaturbate com/ heathercdgurl

CHAN RAID NAOW

ITS ACTUALLY MR GARISSON

yeah sure....

I don't even want a gf
except if she can cum with a 3 inch dick inside her

Or you could find satisfaction in crippling loneliness because replying to a thread will not get you a lover.

>inb4 basement dweller

hopefully :D

Oh boy I can't wait

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Please God I'm lonely

its worth a try

Lol, this made me chuckle

:)

Please?

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roll

No.

My sperm is waiting

Fucking would like that...

Fuck It, Why not. nothing to lose

>replied

i doubt it but okay OP

So lonely!

i guess

asking a girl out tomorrow, cmawnn

ok

Fuckk

Hope is high expectations low

As long as it ain't to that bitch.

please

..."or" you'll have a girlfriend tomorrow.

I CAN DREAM RIGHT?

worth a shot, going out tonight

No you aint, nigga. You gonna pussy out like a lil bitch.

well i wont, but why the fuck not

:D

you only spur me on mofo

i

this is sad, but anything helps...

one girlfriend please

Plz work

Fuck off.

chech em

If it takes some random loser on the internet to "spur" you on, you already lost, son.

Here's hoping OP isn't a lying faggot

no thanks

replyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

welp

I mean it's worth a shot, right?

congrats, everyone!

Roll

hi

Well, what the fuck.

Homo

Ok sure

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It's a funny thing really. Before I jerk off i want a gf, and after I decide I'm much better off by myself.

Sure pal

lol just cos you ain't got the balls to ever talk to any girls so want to imagine everyone else on Sup Forums is the same, enjoy fapping to furries

*replies to thread*

Wrong.

add me on kik idcitswillem

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