Guys, I just stole a pack of Swedish Fish from a gas station

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

Guys, I just stole a pack of Swedish Fish from a gas station. It was valued at about a dollar, I took them, went home, took the battery out, and I'm currently looking for a serial number.

Any tips to keep them from finding the device?

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forum.xda-developers.com

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

What region are you in? It should be listed in the serial number.

Use the TOR browser to look it up online. Otherwise you're playing with fire.

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

what exactly did you steal?

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

leave in the microwave so the government cant track it

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

A pack of Swedish Fish from my gas station. I'm afraid to turn it on because they might be able to track it.

James Johnson
James Johnson

I'm in Central time.
Currently trying to wipe the Swedish Fish with a program online so no one can trace it.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

what?
all I'm getting is chewing gum

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

don't worry
I found it

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

You don't get it.
The Swedish Fish are on right now and I'm trying to input a password here, hold on.

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

Gonna microwave this shit then. Thanks for ruining my free Swedish Fish.

Luis White
Luis White

This, OP. Until you can find another dense appliance to put it in.

I had a friend who would kept his in a broken mini-fridge until it was deregistered. Wrap it in aluminum foil to throw off the wifi signal first, and then you can transfer it safely.

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

Wiping it online for public access is well and good, but they might still have manufacturer tracking. And that's on a private server.

Don't know if they still do that, though.

Brody Price
Brody Price

sorry : (

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

what the fuck are you talking about. aren't swedish fish the candy? wtf you mean turn them on what is this shit? troll?

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

Run magnets over it. If you don't have magnets, move to China.

You're playing a dangerous game here, user. The state does not value degeneracy.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

Welcome to the thread, dumbass.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Are you fucking kidding? This shit is valued at over a dollar.
I have to hide it..

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Do you think I'm stupid enough to connect them to the wifi in the first place?

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

WAIT!!
forum.xda-developers.com
If they can't help you, your shit outta luck.

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

im still so lost im getting a headache. why is he talking about swedish fish like theyre some kind of electronic device and not candy?

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

Oh, you said that you took the battery out. Sorry OP.

I honestly don't know why I thought you'd take them home before removing the batteries. I should lurk more.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

why is he talking about swedish fish like theyre some kind of electronic device
Because he *stole* them and he's worried about getting caught if they can be traced through wi-fi or 4g.
sigh...

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

Dude, either you're the most dumpiest and retarded newfag, or you're good at baiting.

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Put them in your fridge. No radio wave communication

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

Jesus fuck.

Lurk more, you fucking newfriend. Do you tap the brakes like this in every thread you post in?

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

BUT HOW, could they be. the bar code just TAKE THEM OUT the fucking package bro, and throw it outside. wtf is this thread?

Nicholas Miller
Nicholas Miller

TIL candy has GPS tracking in it now

William Jackson
William Jackson

Mail it to the Ecuadorean embassy in London, quick!

Mason Green
Mason Green

My friend was honestly retarded. And I've never taken fish home myself.

Do you have to crack the actual case to remove the batteries, like, are they internal, or can you just remove a panel and use a screwdriver? Sorry for being such a faggot. Honestly. This is the first fish thread I've seen in at least two months.

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

here's the instructions

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

What are you, stupid?

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

I took a small screwdriver to the DVD drive and I managed to get them out easily.

Afterwards I had to rewire the speakers out of the sugar to re-route the frequency to another location.

I'm running out of time..

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Are you not getting it through your thick skull that this thread is parodying all of the "I stole a laptop from someone" threads?

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

tap the brakes

I like this. I'm gonna use it in threads.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

You must be fun at social gatherings
OP, wrap them in a thick layer of aluminium foil and hide them in the woods, retrieve them when everything dies down. Just don't let your guard down or do something stupid like opening the package too soon and you should be in the clear

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

What's on that image?
Could you please post it like normal because I don't have the pass?

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Thanks man. That's a big help.

I'm going to be doing some traveling in a little while, and I just might see if I can lift a pack or two now that I've got this.

I'll look around for that PDF that got mentioned the last time I saw this sort of thread.

William Lewis
William Lewis

I'm grief-stricken that dubs was wasted on the mentally deficient.

Don't you people eat up enough tax-payer money? You need our fucking dubs, too?

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

DON'T CLICK IT, THE PICTURE CONTAINS TRACKING SOFTWARE. THEY ARE ALREADY ON TO YOU

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Coming from some random dipshit who can't catch onto an obvious joke thread.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Yeah, but that only works if you can get to an area with no wifi coverage. Some models have cellular access too, and you'd have to go even further.

Anyone know what company or towers SF has a partnership with? I mean, most companies have city coverage, and that's where 96% of this shit happens anyway.

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

This thread is a parody
You're a dipshit
Everything is a fingerbox thread
Fingerboxes aren't real

Honestly. Why even post?

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Making as much sense as a crack-addict on speed.

Honestly, why even post?

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