My gf has been sleeping in til 7:00-9:00 PM every single day for the past TWO MONTHS.
I have no idea what to do, her shit-tier health insurance covers fuck all, and we're both too broke to afford anything better
How do I proceed?
>inb4 dump her
Juan Nelson
>Tell her that sex is the only cure >Fuck the shit out of her >Kill her >Kys >????????? >Profit
Dylan Evans
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Ethan Howard
is it depression or something?
Zachary Adams
No Too hot Asmr doesn't work much Don't want to face having to Start from scratch
Blake Perry
She's always been kinda depressed, but she was at least awake enough to do something about it
Logan Watson
hmm i hit a point were i was so bad I would sleep like 14-16 hours a day. Imagine going to bed at midnight and waking up at 4pm the next day, it makes you even more depressed for feeling like a useless bag of shit. cycle repeats.
Christian Russell
Had a similar sleeping pattern when I wasn't working, get her up at a decent hour in the morning, make her do something physical so she'll go to bed early. Take her bushwalking or camping.
Michael Hill
Tell the lazy cunt to wake up in the morning. The fuck is wrong with you?
Gavin Anderson
I believe she's falling into that very cycle >SHHEEIIITT.jpg
Actually gonna try that, only obstacle is the biting. She acts like a mf velociraptor if you try and walk her up
Jason Jenkins
what time does she go to sleep?
Wyatt Moore
your insurance has no mental health coverage?
Andrew Perry
Usually around midnight
Camden Gutierrez
It barely has physical care coverage
>We take took her to this doctor that actually WAS covered once >mfw she was imported from China two weeks ago >All she did was slap her frail, bony hand on gf's tit and shout "BREE IN" and "BREE AUT" >Seconds later she scribbled something on a prescription receipt >mfw all it fucking says is, "Propane"
Charles Long
>biting Had an ex that was a biter, was something I really enjoyed during sex. Hearing her scream when I bit her back was great as well. But having something to do during the day will help with her sleeping pattern and she won't be so depressed either.
Lucas Lopez
kek did you try and have it filled?
does she have anything to do during the day?
Brayden Reed
could be anemia or depression
make her eat healthier and start trying to move her sleep schedule back
Adam Scott
How the fuck is she awake for only 5 hours a day?
Luke Garcia
Yup, they called me a smartass and demanded I leave
She used to hang out with friends pretty frequently, but now she just sleeps
I D F K D F K
Xavier Torres
Bite her back
David Collins
Narcolepsy?
Connor Wright
dump the walking axewound and get a guy
Samuel Perez
she might need like a purpose in life. career. volunteering. etc
Brandon Hill
Kys faggot
Gavin Rivera
don't pass out the opportunity, your gf may just dump you after spending 9:00 PM to 7:00 fucking niggers behind ur back lmao.
Nicholas Hill
She has a couple things she's interested in, but the pursuit of all of them died when the aggressive napping began
Carson Sanders
I don't know what to tell you brotato. It took medicine and lots of theorpy to get back on my feet.
Justin Torres
I'd rather have her being with a black guy then be gay myself.