No mother fucking secrets thread

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

No mother fucking secrets thread. There is now.

Secrets - tell 'em.

Secrets/advice/vent

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youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
youtube.com/watch?v=manvDABtbxA
supforums.com/thread/717777167/miscellaneous
youtu.be/bAMKwm0uOIg

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

I know you are but what am I?

What's YOUR secret faggot?

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

I used to fap so hard to this 1990's porn, back in the 1990's, that had this big titted chick getting fucked in the ass, but totally topping the guy. "Yeah, fuck my asshole you worthless piece of shit. You're not even good enough to fuck this asshole are you?"

I didn't know BDSM or any of that shit then. It excited the shit out of me because of how ironic it seemed -- getting railed in the ass is definitely getting "taken", but there is she getting her asshole reamed and just giving him shit.

Wish I could find it again. Something about "PEaches" in the title of the porno.

yes, on VHS, you rented from the back room of your local video rental store. no porn vids on the internet yet. Talking 1991. Pre-internet web browser. yes, there was a day.

pic not related

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

Give me some advice Sup Forums

How do I get a gf if I'm an ugly 5'4" manlet? I wouldn't say I'm completely beta, but I still suck at talking to people

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

how old?

do you have any money?

are you funny?

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

I'm 19

Currently a student but living at home, don't work

People know me for being funny, but it's just a coping mechanism for my depression. My sense of humor is pretty satirical and ironic.

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

I impregnated my cousin

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

wait a few years. graduate, get a job, you'll figure shit out.

I mean, go for it now, but don't be surprised if your success starts in your mid/late 20s

you'll be fine

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

did she deliver?

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

yes

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

I spend literally every day thinking about people I'd rather fuck than my girlfriend of 4 years.

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

I've been Cumming on my sister while she's sleeping for over 2 years.

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

so you are your own uncle or something?

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

I said she's my cousin not my sister.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

you think she's sleeping

would you sleep through someone jizzing on you?

Mason James
Mason James

I fantasize about killing people. Pretty much always by strangulation/suffocation. Mainly by hanging or putting them in a vacuum bag until they expire. I've never killed anyone, nor do I necessarily want to due to the consequences, but I think about it often.

I think I could probably get away with it if I was careful, too... especially if I convinced them somehow (probably at gunpoint) to hang themselves or get in the bag voluntarily or drugged them first so there was no struggling to deal with.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

There.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

nice quads

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

I could probably get away with it
said every person now in prison

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

BTK baby. BTK

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

He's a lying faggot is what he is

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

Drugging them would likely show up in a post mortem, especially if you're gonna vac pac em, that just seals in the flavour

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

Pretty much an alcoholic
No one truly knows me

Posted a thread the other day about dogs being scared me, pic related. Can you help being a bad person? Pretty sure my general nature is causing my problems

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Of course, which is another reason I don't plan on trying it, haha. A lot of people get caught by doing stupid shit (BTK sent police a floppy disk), but modern forensics is pretty good at catching people.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

Well I mean she doesn't react. She's a solid 7/10. But I doubt she knows

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

momfinger carfriend

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

1. >you're a faggot
2. >you're dog is a faggot

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Fuck me.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

again, would ou know if someone was jizzing on you when you were asleep?

maybe your best buddy has been doing it.

would you know?

of course you would fucking know

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

His MO was actually pretty close to my fantasies... Case the house, break in and wait for them or just break in while sleeping, convince them he "has a problem with sexual fantasies" or is wanted (he mentions both in his confession) and then strangle them.

The main difference is I don't often fantasize about strangling them manually, more like hanging them or putting them in the vacuum bag and then watching them go out. Also I'm not about that "killing a child" thing.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

I hate that I'm balding

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

pussy

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

If it makes you feel better you look like you'd suit a shaved head

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

quads
are you sure about that?

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

well at least you don't have to worry about getting haircuts anymore.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

So you think she knows then? She never brings it up or even acknowledges it. She just breathes like she's asleep.

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

When I was a kid (maybe, middleschool, don't remember), I was a perfect goody two shoes little boy. My story went something like

My cousin and I were in the woods
Came across some old dude's property
Had a shed, workshop, some heavy machinery
..
Cousin found a bottle of spray paint sitting on the dude's workbench
Walked up to the forklift the guy has
And spray painted the window black
..
We left, hopped the fence, walked back to our yard
I was all freaked out
And to make it worse, my mom asked why we hopped the fence, told us not to cross through the yards
She didn't ask anything else
PHWEW!!!!
..
During dinner, my cousin noticed he had some black spraypaint on the back of his hand
He showed me, whispered "shhh" at me, and hid his hand

For some reason this bothered me for months. I spent many nights having a hard time falling asleep because I thought we were so bad and did such a bad thing. I was such a pussy

I look back at this and just laugh

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

who is the cute girl beside you

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

Yeah, probably. My goal for the vacbag would be to tell them I was a robber and force them into the bag at gunpoint. I'd either have a breathing hole for them and say it was to keep them restrained and then block the hole, or tell them I was just going to close them in without mentioning the vacuum. Those things seal up pretty fast with a reasonably powered vacuum (look up vacbeds if you haven't seen one before), so once they're in it'd basically be game over, especially if they know I'll shoot them if they struggle too much or get out.

I think at gunpoint that'd have a reasonable success rate... could also stalk their family and tell them I'd kill their parents, etc. if they didn't get in willingly. Easy to get addresses and names online.

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

Sorry about that.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

nice trips

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

but wouldn't she wonder about all the dried up jizz on her body? She probably knew what you're doing all the time, and she's not stopping you.

William Bennett
William Bennett

I see it but I'm still too scared to shave it all off
That's true
My niece

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

positive she knows

how the fuck do you bring that up? 11 year old girls don't know what to say or how to say it

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

When's the last time you got tested for autism? You think all his hair will just stop growing?

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

how old is your niece pray tell

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

had the same thing. but we were swinging on a guy's tree's branches - a weeping willow or some such shit. he came out and spanked us and we ran home. I was terrified for months that my mom would find out.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Hey man, just go for it. If you don't think it looks good, well... hair grows back.

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

My niece

you're doing her, right?

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

8 or 9 I believe
Thanks man, might just do it tonight then

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

This little thing has always struck me as kinda odd.

In my Spring Semester I had two people in my class. A girl and a guy. They seemed to be good friends. I ended up hanging out with them once. After that day I never really spoke to the guy again, but I still spoke to the girl on a semi-regular basis.

For some reason on the last day of class the Guy very directly said "Goodbye (Name)" but he didn't say it either person near me, who he spoke to as well occasionally, if not more. But the girl, who I actually was friends with did not look at me or say a word to me at all.

It's just odd. This girl gave off, and still kinda gives off mixed signals. While that guy seemed to be trying to get her a sidechick (He had a gf at the time)

I spoke to the girl a few months ago and she asked about him. Apparently they haven't spoken at all since then...

So fuck knows whats going on there.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Maybe you should check yourself up for autism. A shaved head clearly looks better than showing off the sad state of what little bit of hair you still have left.

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

She's not eleven she's of age.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

But I always try to jizz in covert places. Not like on her face anything. So that when she takes her morning shower it washes off

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

jerked off in church

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Is shaving your head not a haircut you fucking retard? You think you shave it once and it's gone for good? Holy fuck

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

your future user

pic related

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

When I was in 2nd grade (elementary school), on the bus ride home, my friend asked me to show him my underwear. He showed me mine first.

He was about a year younger, and looking back on it, I wonder if he was gay. Sometimes when we would play together, he would try kissing me on the cheek. But you know it's too young to tell at that point... I mean he could have just been a weird kid who was acting weird around the cooler, older kid (le moi, )

Anyway, suffice it to say that I showed him my underwear, on the schoolbus. I felt so guilty for doing it. While I was walking home, I thought about admitting it to my mom. Thank fucking god I didn't, can you imagine the jokes my family would make if that story came up?

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

8 or 9 I believe

lemme reiterate this user's question:

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

He showed me mine first.
He showed me *his first

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

Hell to the no

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

No but anyone that's about to go bald should, so you don't end up looking like this

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

I'm contemplating suicide a lot recently
inb4 do it faggot and stream it

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

when i was 12 i was 5'6

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

we all go through phases like that, it'll get better

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

Not every girl just goes for tall guys. Obviously it's easier said than done, but you seriously just have to put yourself out there and ask someone out.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

ALCOHOLISM ISN'T REALLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

can i get with her? :D

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Girl in pic?

Leo James
Leo James

I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Doubt Sup Forumsro lost everything to me a few days ago, fuck her

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

wow a 3 person class

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

I know, it's embarrassing being a short adult. My little sister had a female friend that was like 5'8" and she was 12. I had to go drop them off at her house.

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Ask her not me

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

I'm genuinely disappointed that I might never get to fuck a family member.

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

I literally almost stabbed someone in the throat. Like, I tried to. I failed. They stopped me.

It was the best thing that ever happened to me..obviously. If I had succeeded I'd be in motherfucking prison and someone would be dead.

And it was my fault. It's an incredibly long and crazy fucking love/hate story (between the two of us) but this was someone I was in love with and thought they loved me back. Trust me, it's a long story, because that person actually does love me and I'm not bsing, they've since admitted it.

Definitely the worst/lowest moment of my entire life. And I have other pretty shitty moments. Christ, I can't even believe I really did that shit. I truly am a good, kind person, but some people have a super dark side.

There's a quote that I think fits this situation, sorta.

From Kill Bill:
"...and there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard"

Now, I'm not a murdering bastard (...I almost was..), but I fully admit I fucking snapped in that moment I got rejected by somebody I had built something with for years. The shitty thing is I premeditated it to some extent. I had the knife in my pocket. But I dunno. I wasn't thinking straight.

I'm fucking ashamed and haunted by that shit, and this whole situation. We were able to work things out, amazingly, and like I said, this whole relationship has been the most insane rollercoaster you could imagine.

Sigh. Anyone who knows me would never ever expect something like this from me. I am known as a happy, charming, friendly person.

Some people really do lead double lives. I am walking proof of that.

I relate to someone like Walter White or Vic Mackey to a crazy degree. Characters like that really touch my soul because I know what it's like to half a really negative dark side. It's in stark contrast to my cheery, happy side. It's insane.

ps. I would not be surprised one iota to find out I am bipolar.

pss. I might be willing to share more if anyone is interested.

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

even more so. you think you would sleep right through me cumming on your face? feeling that hot slooge splash down.

let's find out

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

uh, how?
if i send a temp email address would you help me out? think she would go for it?

[email protected] if you want

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

You know what the fuck I mean. Those are the two others of importance.

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

Alright fag, let's talk shit:

1. Lose weight
Not strictly necessary, but it helps.Also, none of that working out shit... just eat less, it's way more effective

2. Don't try to get a girlfriend
I mean I know you want one, but don't carry that mindset when meeting people. When you meet a girl, just have the expectation that you'll be friends. If someday someone comes along that's right for you, fantastic... just don't have the expectation beforehand... it lifts a lot of weight off your shoulders in terms of nerves when getting to know people.
I'm a shy and introverted person myself, I know what it's like to be nervous and be shit at talking to people.

3. Fake confidence
I know this is cliche, but seriously. It doesn't really matter if you feel confident... you might feel anxious as fuck, but if you fake it, people won't give a shit. If you do things that you think a confident person would do, then you've tricked yourself (in a positive way) into becoming confident. Just take some risks (not like big fucking huge risks, just like you're leaning on the edge whether or not to go talk to someone, just do it).

They sound like somewhat obvious shitty tips, but yeah they're hard as fuck, especially if you're antisocial/anxiety/whatever. I deal with those problems myself. Trust me, you'll make it.

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

why the fuck not? she is a hottie

would totally fuck that mouth hard and deep until I came straight down her throat

you should too user

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

I'm addicted to whisper

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

God you're fucking retarded.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

I like punishing girls.

The problem is I have to keep escalating it. I can start off with a light spanking but soon I have to be inflicting real pain and humiliation, and there's the danger of long-term physical and mental damage.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

I'm a kleptomaniac and I enjoy stealing the most expensive items I can without being caught I've also stolen a bunch of panties from my 10 year old cousin

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

I'm a piece of shit.
I enjoy treating women like shit. I enjoy making them fall in love with me only to play with their emotions and breaking their hearts after giving them a good amount of fuckings.
I go a little too rough when they ask to be degraded. I spank a little too hard, sometimes with closed fists, I choke a little too tight. I control them.
They always come back for more until they realize what a piece of shit I am.
I know it's wrong and I'm a terrible person for it but in the moment, it feels so fucking good.
Some of them were sluts, but some of them were genuine nice sweethearts with family values and other nice qualities.
Please help, Sup Forums
I restrain myself from dating at all, and I have gotten some psychiatric help, but I am fond of personal advice from "real" people.

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

hang in there user, you'll get your chance to kill someone and then pay the rest of your life for it

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

No one is interested you fucking autist.

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

Boo hoo. Fuck off.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

I was sexually assaulted by 3 teenagers when i was 9, im a guy

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

When I was about 7 years old I was molested by two older boys in my neighborhood. I didn't tell anyone. A few years later one of the same guys molested my little brother. My brother told someone and the guy was arrested and is now a registered sex offender.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

Uh nah dude haha
I'm not a pedo, sorry

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

I'm actually the most interesting person in the world.

I am Walter White.

Nah I'm good.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

(Thanks OP. Don't really need to vent, but got some stuff on my mond

I'm in loved with my lesbian best friend. She doesn't have the slightest clue what so ever.

She thinks and takes everything at face value. So she is completely oblivious.

She knows she has a special place in my heart but that's all.

We've been through a lot with each other.

Got stuck in a thunderstorm climbing up a mountain. Got some dude arrested, helped out some stranded vegans and etc. (Just crazy stuff like that)

We've been through so many adventures. And there finally came a time when I sat back and looked at it all, and realized, I just want to see her smile. I feel safe and motivated when we're together.

It's just weird. I almost got married once to some chick before. Which you'd think that I'd know what love is.

The feelings I have for my best friend are things I've never felt before.

It's dumb, like retardely dumb. Never have I ever wanted to be married or have children.

I always wanted to dedicate my life to work, money, fun and fucking random women.

But this god damn chick man. To simply put it, I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman. I want to her to be my life partner and bare my children.
Shit's dumb. Be good and happy Sup Forums. Don't let life keep you down.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

I feel simultaneous hate, love, rage, fury, compassion, and frustration with people in general.

John Cruz
John Cruz

Any actual Ideasds?

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Thanks for the tips user, saved.
Trust me, you'll make it.
One day!

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

I think you've described every feeling that everyone has with everyone all the time

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

meh, it's a throwaway so w.e.

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

It's not funny nigger faggot. If you knew anything about dating you'd realize getting emotionally fucked with really fucks a person up.
I fucked up a girl so bad she literally went transgender FTM

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

find the right ones who really get off on that. sounds like you found a few. go with it. just leave innocents out of it

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

lol

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

I didn't say it was funny. I said boo hoo fuck off because a guy who apparently gets laid a ton doesn't have a real problem compared to others with serious issues.

I dare you or whoever posted that shit to swap lives with me.

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

not a pedo

how the fuck old is she? she looks legal, and fuckable as shit

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

That's some pretty aggressively fucked up nonsense swirling around in your cro-magnon brain.

How about sealing yourself and flicking on the ol' Dyson.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

I think you've been watching too much Dexter my friend

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

She's 8-9 man.. lol

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

Reminds me of lyrics from the song Eve of Destruction:

My blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here just contemplatin'
I can't twist the truth–it knows no regulation
A handful of senators can't pass legislation
And marches alone don't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'
And you tell me over and over and over again my friend that you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Wow if you think she looks legal you must be fucking blind

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

Sup Forums what do I do? Me and my ex broke up recently and I'm in love with her I know she's the one I want to be with but she doesn't feel the same way
Advice pls

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Nah, that'd be silly.

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

nice secret, you self-involved faggot

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

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James Wood
James Wood

I'm so fucking awesome at life that when I fuckin failed at trying to kill someone, I got away with it scott free, and that person immediately forgave me, admitted they loved me, and ending up having sex with me 4 times while we were both drunk.

God I fucking rule so much. Fuck that, I am a God. I wouldn't be surprised if I lived forever.

I am simultaneously the biggest loser and biggest winner who ever fucking lived. My entire existence is a miracle.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Eh, I did watch Dexter but never really identified with the characters or obsessed over it or anything. It was a decent show for a few seasons.

Nothing to do with my fantasies, pretty much.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Kek'd

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

I was molested by a neighborhood boy. I had no idea I was being molested at the time. I really wish that I had spoke up because that boy is a police officer now.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Women who discriminate because of height infuriate me. We stopped hunting and gathering quite a while ago, get the fuck over it, we're all the same height lying down!

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

Um. Are you fucking serious? That's beyond fucked up. Was it like, rape?

Have that guy's fucking job.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Eh, Most here use these as more of a Vent or Advice thread. Just like that guy did

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

check 'em

71777777 is gonna be great

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

I would not be surprised one iota to find out I am bipolar
You're bipolar, faggot, and you will ruin many lives. Understand your illness and manage it- it can be done (unless you're a self-indulgent fuck)

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Even hunter gatherers probably don't do that. They're probably just happy to have met someone nice because there are so few people.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

I lost my virginity to a policewoman when I was underage.

police are just as willing to commit crimes as the rest of us fam, they just know how to get away with it.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

retard here. what is whisper, user?

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=manvDABtbxA i like to fap to this guys depressing rap daily. Also i finger my anus sometimes just incase i end up in prison from shitposing ;)

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

shit how did that happen? you must have top ladyboy features

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

greentext if true

if not true, greentext. but don't be a faggot about it

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

It was a pretty fucked experience sitting through sex Ed class after going through that. It felt like it was so after the fact that no one would ever believe me.

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

It's an anonymous social media app. You post thoughts over images. It's stupid as shit.

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so. I am awesome, and everyone thinks so. You'd think so too if you knew me, I can pretty much guarantee that.

The only life I've "ruined" was that person, and like I said, it's a long story. They fucked with me first. They tried to bully me when they first met me. I think bullies are pussies Well, I got the last laugh in this relationship. I bullied the bully. And in stark contrast to my relationship with that one person I've had a tumultuous relationship with for nearly 2 decades, I've enriched the lives of others.

I do manage my illness, by being awesome and nice to everyone. I don't really think I fuck with people unless they fuck with me first. I believe in the golden rule. I already said I treat people with respect, I wasn't lying.

I bet you a billion dollars if you knew the whole story of us two you'd at the very least fully understand where I was coming from, even when I crossed the line and did fucked up shit to that person.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

the fuck you talking about. look at those bags under her eyes

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

My family and friends think I'm dead. 4 years ago I went on a cruse and one night, when we were close to shore, I snuck off the ship, swam to shore and started a new life.

Justin Price
Justin Price

sure you did Jack. I pinned Undertaker at Wrestlemania

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

Hot. Tell me more. This better not be some faggot made up story.

Adam Green
Adam Green

My sister and myself had sex when she was 12 I was 14. We had sex 3 times and fooled around a dozen more, we randomly stopped messing around and never spoke about it. To this day we never mentioned it but we do have like an unspoken sexual tension between us. She's very sexy now and she's 21 and I'm dying to get with her again.

John Diaz
John Diaz

I wouldn't be surprised if I lived forever.

yes, you will

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Rural trailer home, next to fields, cool teenagers wanted to hang out with me, parents always working, no guardianship, they made me lay down and countto 100 while we played hide and seek, they hid their dixks in my butt, and ive seeked helped since, wish i was joking but sadly am not, i sent one to the hospital years later on an unrelated note, dodnt know who he was until much later

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

For me personally I find incest revolting, but I can tolerate it from others. That's hot, tell me more.

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

gril or faggot?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

So? I know for a fact that she isn't older than 10 because she's in 3rd grade

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

you need to completely supress that feeling. they will smell it on you like fear. don't even fucking think about how tall you are.

5'7" walk and carry it like I'm 7'11"

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

post pics of her

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

end up in prison from shitposing

if only

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

man that sucks. how long ago was this? how has it affected you over time?

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so

it's called "delusions of grandeur"

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

Don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I think there's some truth to this

I'm 5'5" and was at walmart the other day when a mexican no taller than 5'1" walk past me aand I was legit intimdated. Dude's arms were ripped and he walked in there like he owned the place.

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

this is The.Most.Believable.Post.I've.Ever.Read.On.Sup Forums.Ever

ever

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

user, I totally agree but I'm 6'3. I just have a couple of really close friend who happen to be pretty short, and it's some straight bs

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

Mr Toad? Is that you?

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Except I'm telling the truth. It's kinda actually pathetic how much people ride my dick.

I'm basically used to it at this point though. It's like I've been a celebrity since I was a lil kid.

Don't be jelly. Well, I can't blame you. I'd be jelly of me too.

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

This is your simulation. When will you realise. How many more hints do you need?
This world is your banquet, take what yu will.

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

not being sarcastic at all. I carry it. They call me Big Dave. Not ironically.

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

I do have a pretty big ego, deservedly so
mfw thinks his bipolar mania is "ego"

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

Im 32 now, i became a fuxk up, and i reacted violently when my masculanity was questioned, i hurt someone really bad and went to prison for4 years, i fought a lot in there, but i had time to think on the whys, im ok now, and am successful, own my own homeand have a happy marriage with 2 kids, still, i have anger issues, when i feel i dont fulfill my duties as a man, i know why i get angry, but i cant help it

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Would you get into a fucking vacuum bag if a guy had a gun at you? In for a penny, in for a pound. I'd try and jump you, even if it meant I got shot.

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Oh man I kek'd hard!

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

it'd make boring greentext. Completely consensual, she was a closet sub. first time was a bit awkward but it was the first of many. It's just that I was 16 and she was in her 20's.

she's engaged now (to another cop), but he's not into kink so she still sneaks over to fuck sometimes.

Brody James
Brody James

Thats because you are 5ft nothing. You in the small leagues nigga. Large ants scare you, if you can ride your chihuahua like a horse (you know you have) then i assume just about everything scares you. Even wind

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

If you do have charisma (do NOT mistake that for actually being great), go into sales. Make a fuckton of money.

I'm in sales. I made $340K in 2016.

And I'm not even charmismatic

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

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Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

Gonna have to fill me in on your faggy Sup Forums lingo. I dunno who or what the fuck mfw is.

Actually don't, cuz I could give a fuck less.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

What sucks is knowing the reason, and knwoing why i react like a retard, and not being able to control it, i guess itsnot being able to control when i rage

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

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Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

I was being serious. I'd never do immediate family incest, or with anyone I consider myself close with, but side cousins and shit that I don't see is another story. And hearing someone else's incest story doesn't repulse me since it's obviously not my family. But yeah, I find the idea of actually wanting to fuck your sibling or parent gross, personally. I think it's fuckin' nasty, and it has nothing to do with looks or any of that. I can't see my family that way. It's a really gross thought.

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

my secret is im an elite hacker but i cant tell my family or friends

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

that's good money. what kind of sales?

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

methamphetamine

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

yes, but someone else's family= diamonds.jpeg

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Anyone know how to hack a girls phone I like ?

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

biotech. I have a Ph.D in a STEM, but you don't need it. but it helps get to the top of the food chain

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Kek

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Nah. It's still not my fave. I'd just as soon never ever see incest and have all people fucking be unrelated. I get no extra enjoyment out of incest, but like I said, I'd tolerate see others doing it if the people aroused me. Others specifically enjoy the incestual aspect of it, when that's precisely the thing I don't enjoy.

James Scott
James Scott

I don't think that's easy to do or look up. I'd also like to know the same actually.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

I fucked my mom but she never knew because she was asleep the entire time.

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

respect, user. sounds like you've worked hard to move past it.

is the anger negatively affecting you / your family? can you get more help?

Parker Price
Parker Price

Was quite a few years ago but one night I was driving home drunk at like 2:30am and I hit a 10yo mexican kid who was riding his bike in the middle of the road. I stopped, looked around and didnt see anyone who might have seen it and I drove off. the kid was rolling around in the road so he was still alive.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

You can kek at this though: I would fuckin nail a hot cousin of mine. She's like 21 or under (10 yr age dif) and she's just my type. I've even made mild pursuits at her. I only see her once a year at best so I don't feel that weird about it. Now if I was raised around her or something that'd be weird.

But, for the record, I had crushes on cousins I grew up with, but they were just crushes and nothing too serious.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

....ugh. Yeah I don't get this sort of thing at all. Clearly we're wired very differently but goddamn.

I have my own fucked up shit I like so I'm not really judging you but man I personally think that's nasty.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

I'm an escort. Occasionally I have had semi-famous people for clients

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

I'm going to get 7777777

but not in this thread

Michael Young
Michael Young

no i am!

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

I don't really Sup Forums, I don't know the lingo. Fuck does that mean?

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

fuck u its me!

Tyler King
Tyler King

Trump will be impeached within 5 months, kek wills it.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

me

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

nvm

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

Niggers must hang

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Rolling cause why not

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

got it

supforums.com/thread/717777167/miscellaneous

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

This is my secret

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Prove it.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

mfw bumping into biotech sales user again

we need to stop meeting like this bro

anyways, company? so i could know/get an idea on which companies are legit and do sell decent products?

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

I want my wife to ride a couple friends cocks

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

never

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

hi friend

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

Depends, are you the same size as me or are you some tiny 100 pound girl? Because I'm hardly a small person. Also, it depends on what you tell them beforehand and how disoriented they are if they were just woken up and shit.

If you can convince them you aren't there to kill or hurt them, especially if they don't know it's a vacuum sealable bag, I think there's a decent chance they'd get in. And if they didn't I'd just kill them, and that would be that.

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

i have stinky salad farts right now

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

its this simple next time your with her in a private place preferbly a little tipsy lean in and kiss her
2 things will happen:

1) she likes you and shes the only one she will go straight for; you get married and live happily ever after

2)doesn't go for it and you never talk to her again, you stop wasting you time with a dyke and find the other identical person of her thats not a dyke in the 3.5 billion woman on earth

if you dont do this as soon as possible your wasting your time and you may have already missed out on the special one that actually loves you back....

if you feel that way about her user i wouldn't be surprised if its reciprocal her brain should be programmed to love men unless shes a mutant

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

Post pics of sis

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

cucumber?

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

It affects my son and wife more than anything. I try to make my son as tough as possible, i know hes too young 6, but i need him to be as tough as nails, i know im wrong, but i see my reflection in him and i cant help it, my wife, is my best friend, i could tell her the worst fetishes and shed understand but this is a secret i can never talk to her about, i get really angrywith her, for no reason, i cant help it, ive been more chill recently, but i sometimes loose it, ive been thinking of seeking counseling but, like here i can talk about it anonimously, i cant see myself talking to someone face 2 face

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

banged my cousin
have had a severe opiate addiction since i was 14
have had a disgustingly terrible life but am not to stupid to see school is a a way to pull my self up from this filth and am graduating in a year

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Want her?

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

If this was in Escondido I'm pretty sure you put Christian Mendoza's little brother into a vegetative state. Good job though, he was a fucking prick.

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

Hell yeah I do, moar

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

of course

would fuck her mouth hard and deep until I came straight down her throat / 10

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

nope, that wasnt me.

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

More?

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

fuck you faggot. post or don't. we don't need no fucking dramaqueenattention whores in here

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

im bi

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

we all are.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

still not gay

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

Tbh user, this is the first time i actually talk to anyone about it, and as cliche as it sounds, it took a bit off my shoulders, i probablu will never be ok, but sometimes when i see my kids growing in a healthy environment, i feel normal or at least what i think is normal for a bit

Evan Long
Evan Long

i created the universe with my bare hands and fucked god.

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

mfw i have secrets that are so secret I cant even anonymously share here

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

whoa

Owen Young
Owen Young

We've seen some pretty crazy secrets in here and I shared that I was this fucking close to stabbing someone in the throat. Don't be a pussy.

I haven't checked this whole thread yet but I wouldn't be surprised to see a rape, murder, or CP confession in here.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

I nearly killed a child when I was in the fourth grade by throwing a dinnerplate sized rock onto his head

William Reyes
William Reyes

did the kid get retarded at least?

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

fuck bagels

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

You must be a dumb autistic retarded nigger if you think she's any older than 12 in that picture

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

I am secretly a pedophile. It all started when I was 12 years old and convinced my sister to let me dry hump her. This went on for a little while then stopped. I first noticed I liked children when I went to disney world and universal studios a few years later. I have no intention on fucking a child, but if there were absolutely no consequences for it, I would. I am only 16 years old. I have jerked it to nonude models before and some other stuff you can find on youtube. But its really whatever now. Idk what it is about little girls that turns me on. They're just so innocent. I guess thats what it is. Its gotten to the point that I roleplay while masturbating. I pretend Im like a father or a teacher who fucks their student or child. I prefer 8-15 yos. 4-7 if a nice ass is included. I know im a terrible person for it, and feel ashamed about it after I jerk off to them. I want to get help for it, but if my family found out, they would get rid of me. Oh well, looks like I'm stuck.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

fuck fucking bagels

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

well, the cat doesn't hate you because cats are just a feline you

sorry to be a little harsh

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Nah, I dont remember, he bled all over the place though and I never got in trouble cause I pulled a cartoon and just walked off with my hands in my pockets and whistling

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

they all look under 12 to me. even when they're 23

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

I had to make some boys strip naked for my job once but I got inadvertently hard.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

What do you do...?

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

You can't control the lust you have. But you can control your actions. I'm am literally the exact same as you everything you described I feel the same way but I know it's wrong to act on the lust.

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

I am an aide at a center for young delinquents.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

I want to get ravaged.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

well atleast they had reason to be naked, you just so happened to be into little boys thats all

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

I've been waiting for five years for my parents to die so I can kill myself without being a burden

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

how is that a secret or even difficult? like 50% of the population wants to be ravaged and the other 50% want to ravage

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

Fingered best friends sister while she was passed out drunk. She was moaning and like pushing my hand down towards her pussy so I thought she was awake. Dont really regret it but i cant really tell anyone xD

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

Submissives and dominants o boy

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

I'm studying to be a surgeon, and boy, do
I feel those murderous urges.
Stabbing preferably

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

lions and tigers and bears

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

I'm in love with my step-sister

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

once
once
once
loll k

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

you will never find out how he was able to just fuck her like that
you will never figure out how she could be that sheltered
I just want answers, Sup Forums.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

I let my friends wife blow me. I guess thats pretty weak but man that girl can suck a dick. We ended up fooling around abot twice a week for about 6 months. I would have felt bad about the whole thing if he was a good guy but he was cheating the whole time too. So i guess i let his wife use me. Man that girl can suck a dick, it's been 15 years and i still think about it, lmfao.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

What the hell was a kid doing at 2:30 am. Oh wait he was Mexican

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

lol actually they think he and a friend has just broken into a car and stole some cds and shit out of it. his friend had it all in his bag and they couldnt prove the kid i hit was involved but we all know he was. true story

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

thanks Jack

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

I was just feeling a bit guilty because they were visibly embarrassed about being naked in front of each other. Adolescent boys can be quite shy.

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Sorry for the delayed response. I was making dinner.

It's... different though. I'm not sure how to explain it. She's not a full blown lesbain. She just prefers women over men.

But the thing is, she only dates the butchy man hating ones.

The ones you want to punch in the face. It fucking drives me livid when they get brought up or we talk about our past. Or if we some how run into when we're at dinner.

She has a thing for dating just, mean fucking people.

I don't get it. I mean, I'm not neckbeard hoverhand faggot. (At least my perspective) Who gets walked all over, but i can't stand manipulative fuckers.

All my early and mid twenties I've just dedicated my life to my career, partying, education and going on badass adventures.

Last one I went on I ran into a mother fucking bear, moose and wolves. All in the same time period.

I should tell her soon though I guess.

It's just, I'd fucking hate ruining something like this. She's never had someone teach her how to work on cars or how to shoot guns or have someone you can rely on. You know, like a friend. So in the end, I friendzone myself cause I feel bad of the bullshit she has to go through.

I got shit loads of Bros and friends who'd do anything for me.

So it just surprises me to see people not have a strong and loving network of friends.

But maybe I'm just lucky.

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

Man that's depressing.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Should I believe someone when they tell me that they're a horrible person?
Even if it seems like they might just be depressed and self-loathing?

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Not op but thanks for the tips

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

I want to be depressed. Ive overcome it once and i lay awake at night longing for the darkness to consume my mind and I hate myself for it.

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

I'm 26, my ex is 27 and I just broke up with her late last night.

Because I've been having six with a different chick for over 3 years, and she turns 18 tomorrow thank God.

Other than that, I purposely dropped 5 hits of acid out of the vial onto some sour patch watermelon candy. Gave it to a random minor at a party, he ended up in hospital and that's all I know.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

fug....that sounds like i could be that guy tbh

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

bump

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

sometimes i bump threads

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

I let my nephews shower with me and my gf when they stay at my place.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

So ive been thinking of asking a girl out on a date for coffee, something simple in more of a "I want to get to know you better" way, not "hey be my girlfriend". Went to the same hoghschool ~3 years ago but never talked, we has tons of mutual friends. She came to our two recent partys and talked to her shortly on facebook for a little bit but she drops off and doesnt reply after a few exchanges. I still want to ask her out, just to get a difinitive answer instead of wondering "what could have been"

Advice please?

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Its a long read

Dad beat the idea I'm an idiot not verbally got a peice of plank and beat me with it in second grade. The most I can say about me being smart is I'm not retarded and everyday I don't think of myself highly in terms of brains. If I fuck up and I'm aware that I fucked up my dad goes to talk a lot of shit and makes me feel even shittier than I think I am. I mean dam kick a man while he down. Graduated uni had a part time gig pay was ok and boss is a cheap bitch. Boss needed someone for some labor work reccomended my dad. Now before I reccomendde my dad he occasionally makes a comment. But after doing some work with my boss the comments are more frequent. End up leaving the job cuz I'm tired of the noise. I'm still looking for a job. My dad finally wants to talk to me as an equal goes and say some shit about accepting a low pay when he been trying to push me and projecting himself to get a master to make more money.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

bmp

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Good morning op

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

story?

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Continued

Holiday dinners is an excuse for my dad to talk more shit to me. Even though when me and my brother had a shit relationship he would say the table is a place for peace. Speaking of brother cant even turn to him for emotional support cuz he forsake me and act like Im not doing anything. When really I'm self teaching myself some things and looking for a job. Goes off and scoff at it results to nothing. I really do hope his art degree doesn't help this fucking weab of a brother. Thinking that study abroad to Japan is cheap. Being at home is terrible I would generally sleep till noon so I don't see family and if it aint that cold go for a walk until 10. Family have no faith in me and it just makes me not wanna leave my room. I end up developing some damage to one of organs from drinking. I only eat once a day cuz I don't see myself being worth it. The only thing that's keeping me from saying fuck it drink myself to death. Let my student loan fuck my family is my homies have faith in me and despite me not being the most socially acceptable they accept me for the weird, the racist, the stupid, and sad shit I say. They really means a lot to me and it hurt a lot when dad goes to say they'll be leaving me cuz they will end up not accepting me despite knowing them for 6-7 years

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

what did u do with them?

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

Ask her out in person. Read her reactions. If it seems like she's apprehensive, don't force it. "Oh! No worries. Another time then". Not "Come on, just coffee" or anything cringy.

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

kek

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

bmp

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

Oh yeah if she says no then thats it, im not going to force it. Big problem about that though is I have no idea when i'll see her in person again, it might be a while and I dont really want too much time to pass.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

if no, murder-suicide is an option to think about

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

k ill make it short n sweet cuz tired
Disclaimer: it may or may not be me, idk, but sounds eerily similar

My HS senior year, 4 years ago
studying all the time (haha yeah right) na really i was just playing vidya all the time and stressing over being a lazy shit
anyways spend a lot of my time in the morning before class starts in the library surfing the web on computer and doing, u guessed it, playing games
meet this group of weirdos/weeaboos who hang there
meet a girl who looks like an irl loli (has some sort of growth deficiency thing, so SEVERELY underdeveloped physically)
hit off with her, and me being a internet-perv all my life i know wat she is; read: legal loli
flirt with her a lot, eventually it's just me and her most mornings in library and the weirdo group moves elsewhere
ask her to sit on my lap, she enthusiastically obliges
one day get bold
me and her on surfing on computer while she sits on my lap, i open up notepad
type up question on the screen like "can i grab your ass?" shit like that
she gives greenlight
over a couple weeks we do this thing
ended up graduating that year
she was still a junior
She is 21 atm i believe. Yes, still looks like she is 11-12. Over the next year into college, I had no social life, still don't mostly.I remember her, so I get a girl i used to mess with who was also a Junior becoming a Senior to find a way to get the legal-loli's phone number. Sort of hooked up with her, fucked her butt a couple months ago, been trying to continue doing it regularly, but she is reluctant and I am a tad busy doing other shit at times and so is she.

i did mention some weeks ago to her that she is gonna be my "fuck toy". i was trying to sound hot, get her turned on.. she didn't like it

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

and i have to add, due to her Growth Deficiency disorder thing and looking like a little girl, she is obviously an outcast.
and in HS I was on the social level above normal, meaning near to the jock levels. Think the Bender kid in Breakfast Club. Fairly well-known, mostly neutral attitude towards me.

so me being her "only male friend" wouldn't sound so far-fetched either because of the fact that back then a talked to her alot about her own interests/life/etc.

and her being "clueless of masturbation" sounds kinda similar too, because when she sat on my lap, i would get throbbing boners, and she knew it, and whenever she wanted me to get it again, she would just sit on my lap, and press down a tad. that was enough for me. still is, for her at least.

god i wish i can try to get her wanting me that badly again

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

My girlfriends younger brother killed two people both unprovoked, stabbed both victims. first was a wasted father of five. second was Muslim girl. Mad, just imagine seeing national news about your crime and keeping it a secret for like 5 months then doing it again. I guess ama for next ten minutes or so

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

Jesus... how do you feel in retrospect?

Are you intimidated by him?

Are you worried about your girlfriend at all?

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

When i was about 13 I was staying at my dads and me my uncle and cousin all slept in one room because we were watching movies. I got next to my cousin who i think was a few years older than me and started to take off her pants and touch her. Ive always been a super horny person since i was little and i couldnt help myself.
I got a comb from the restroom and put some sort of jell on it for lube and shoved the handle side in her ass. she didnt make a sound.
I was too scared to put my dick in to anything at that time. so i got her hand and gripped it firmly around my dick and started making her give me a handjob... but heres the catch.
I stopped making her jack me off but she kept jerking me when i stopped. and she would loosen up her grip but id tighten her hands and she would have that tigghtened grip still when i let go of her arms.
i dont know if she was awake to this day.
boutta month ago found out that my "dad" that ive known to be my real father was not and that guy is living in europe for work.
Wasn't even incest. She was probably awake.
Im still fatherless.
And i have a big problem with being a weirdo silent ninnja when people are sleeping..

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Well I got with her after it happened. I so I cannot reflect on it. Like seriously and no. Is he got 27 years. I do think about my gf mental state from time to time. I she been through a lot. But she loves me unconditionally we need each other

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Post pics of her

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

That makes me happy to hear man.

Just keep.doing your best then and keep her smiling user. Keep it up.

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

I've been in an inappropriate relationship with my female middle-school student for about 7 months. Still haven't gotten Sup Forumsradded.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

I have thought of killing myself almost everyday since I was 13.
I tell no one because it will only worry my loved ones and display weakness to anyone else.
My personality puts me beneath pity, and my looks invite abuse.
In due time, I will find a therapist and work through these issues.
If that doesn't work in the next couple of decades, anyone who would miss me will be safely dead or estranged, and I can finally carry out my plan.

Easton Price
Easton Price

like seriously and no
Sorry in bed on a really shit phone

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

Do tell.

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

was her PE teacher
helped her train to pass fitness test via a lot of jogging with a few other students
drives her home after, thinks nothing of it
months later, finally reveals to me that she wants me because I'm oblivious
we did something inappropriate on school property
freaks out, comes to Sup Forums for advice
Sup Forums responds with real advice, so I don't turn myself in and keeps her from telling on me
had a discreet relationship through the summer
mutually decided that society would never let us be together (I do really like her at this point), and breaks up before school started up again
she goes out with this guy at school she knows that worships her
I started seeing someone my age
spoke and texted less and less
sent her a link to the song "We Don't Talk Anymore" with a sad face because I missed her
later that night, she showed up at my door, just like the lyric in the song
we spent the night together
she breaks up with her boyfriend, wanted me to do the same with my gf
I didn't want to, because I was torn between love and a chance to go back to a normal life
She was upset, but said she understood I wanted to not feel so guilty all the time, and that I shouldn't cheat on my gf so we should just break up clean
broke up with my gf the next day
we had a nice winter break together
I don't mind marrying her when she's an adult

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

are you dude or gril

are they all married or closeted?

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

good for you bro, keep on keeping on, you're giving your kids a better life than you had it sounds like

Nathan White
Nathan White

that's... weird.. do you like dudes? or do you like seeing them get hard over gf? or what?

William Bell
William Bell

how black are you?

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Brb cheating on my gf with a woman ten years older than me for about a year. She has no idea. Came close to being caught one time when the older one was sucking me off in the kitchen while my gf was in the shower kek. May post older one pic if interest

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

yes, interested

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

You said before that you still hadn't broken up with your girlfriend, but now you're saying you broke up with her the day after your student broke up with her boyfriend. FAAAAKE.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

Gives amazing head. Like?

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

I film my sisters pissing then upload it
Also i fap in public and cum in my own ass

youtu.be/bAMKwm0uOIg

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

face is meh. lets see her body, maybe its better.

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

anyway I can take a look at the vids?

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

I didn't say I broke up with my gf the day after she did. She wanted me to do the same for weeks, but I didn't. It wasn't until she said she just wanted me to do what's best for me and just break up with her that I made my choice.

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

their parents are conservative jesusfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. trying to help them realize it's not some evil taboo sent by the devil to be ashamed of. She is the 1st girl they have seen naked up close

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

Its all urs friend

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Damn okay, she actually has a really nice body. Don't blame you for smashing. How old is she? Guessing no more than early 30's.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

My last girlfriend was such a cunt my dick actually sucked up,inside my body whenever she was around. Used to be a great fuck. Lost all interest in her. I tried to,explain to her I didn't like the constant bitching and complaining. She is OCD and has anxiety. Takes it out on everyone else. Doesn't take responsibility. She didn't get it.

William Clark
William Clark

Correct. She is a total cum slut too. Addicted to fucking her. Gf has no idea and I feel great about it kek

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

how old are they / how old is she?

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

7 and 9. she is 19, im 22

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

BUMP LIMIT!1!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Fuck man, she has a huge mouth, bet she loves sucking some cock.

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

Massive isn't it. She got ganged years ago too

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

Saved that pic, or the other of her?

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Saved the body pic, she's beautiful. Fuck, wish I could get a chance to tap that.

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Very good user. Going to repost body pic anywhere??

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

I bet you a billion dollars if you knew the whole story of us two you'd at the very least fully understand where I was coming from, even when I crossed the line and did fucked up shit to that person.
get fucking typing

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

I need some advice Sup Forumsros,
Be me 23
Live with best friends family since mine sucks
Girl same boat as me used to live here
Solid 9/10
We are both regarded as family
We playful flirt all the time and never thought anything of it
New year's we were both drinking
She was shaking her ass in front of me seductively
Then we cuddled for hours on the couch and she fell asleep
When she woke up, it was late and she wanted to go to bed upstairs
I was staying up since I was host, so she came back and cuddled for an hour more or so

I think it could just be her looking for attention since there was about 6 other guys there at this point of the night, but I can't stop thinking about it, what you think anons, just friendly or should I be taking steps to further our relationship?

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