If /b had a smell when you walked in the room it would smell like?

If /b had a smell when you walked in the room it would smell like?

Farts and Doritos

poop

Lets just agree that it wouldn't be pleasant.

A gas station bathroom, with a dead skunk and fetus inside.

Depression

smegma, dried sperm, death and rotten flesh

Burnt weed, alcohol and dirty armpit

Old cum, chetos, armpit and possibly hotpockets

Salty milk and coins.

Mens locker room combination of ass and feet

Infected cyst, protein farts and Victoria's secret love spell.

Probably desperation and sadness

Today's Sup Forums? Probably hand sanitizer. Old Sup Forums? Chloroform.

like a 5000 year old patch of vomit vomited by a drunk egyptian bastard who had too much ancient alcohol

Baked rosewood and shit

Either laundry detergent since gf does nothing but wash endless clothes or vinegar, because I put malt vinegar on all my food. Or a mixture of both.

mold ,sweat, rotten piss jjugs, smegma, hint of shit

Sweaty unwashed ball-sack, decomposing food on unwashed plates, and the faintest hint of shit.

b smells like something you've smelled before
b always smells the same smell

Can't tell if most of you are trolling, but jesus christ you guys are nasty as fuck.

Dick balls ass feet armpit old cum shit farts Smegma depression flesh rotten milk flesh and sadness and a little expired cherry on top

so /b is mustered up dick and farts huh

Sup Forums smells like columbine school kids

Reddit is that way faggot

yeah, that's about it

Never been there. I tried to go there, but didn't know what to do when I got there. Sup Forums is just simpler and been here forever, so nah.

any anime convention.

MULTIPLE DICK NO JUTSU!

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD! NOW I CASTED A SPELL THAT MADE ME HAVE 1 DICK PER EACH POSTER, I HAVE HUNDREDS OF DICKS NOW ONE FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

I WILL FUCK YOU ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY

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MULTIPLE-DICK NO JUTSU!

do yourself a favor and google neckbeard nest newfriend

you fucked up, ahmed.

I've seen them all, user. I'm not new here.

Dried Semen, Body Odor, Cheetos, Hot Pockets, Mountain Dew, and fedoras

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Cumrags, mushroom spores, that fetid stale smell of crypts, the foul shitty smell of a neckbeard who locked himself into his basement lair and is now bathing in his own body fluids

Failing that it could unironically smell like one of those office lobbies, you know the ones, they have a qt receptionist who is always smiling, nice tunes playing softly, the gentle smell of lavender and vanilla hangs in the air, shortly before you get called into the interview room and get pegged on a couch in front of a camera

Disappointed fathers

Bad... Probably something like unwashed butthole and sweaty balls of an obese man with bottles of old cum and piss sitting around for months. This plus warm cheese, mayo, old farts, unwashed everything, cigarettes, weed, alcohol, and desperation.

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niggers cumrags and faggotry

The damp, sweaty smell of a ski resort boot rental room.

omg that poor final fantasy x case

Fuck you cunt, FF10 was absolute shit.

A half-aborted pig fetus

>sweat
>old semen
>felt conditioner for fedora collection
>beard oil, oh wait not that's just leftover dorito grease
>farts
>lube
>ripe genitals

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you forgot rubber, and those pony toys

Semen, failure, and shame.