Whats the most retarded shit you did in middle school faggots?

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Whats the most retarded shit you did in middle school faggots?

James Bailey
James Bailey

I biked down the train tracks

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Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

Beat up a goth kid and got suspended

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

Burned down a palm tree behind the dollar store, and it fell on some lady's house and killed her cat. My friend ratted on me to the cops and I got thrown in juvie for 5 days and had to wear an ankle bracelet for most of 8th grade.

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

I was a goth kid and got beat up. Ruined my life

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

bought weed, and told on my niggaz
I'm white.

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

I openly told people that I knew how to speak japanese, and became a fucking giganigger weaboo

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

Went over to my friends locker with a half broken plastic ruler and started beating him with it because he stole my chicken nugget during lunch. A teacher came by after I'd finished and asked if he had known me. My friend said yeah and the teacher went on her way, even though my friend was covered in cuts and had blood dripping down his arm.

Still talk to him this day.

Leo White
Leo White

jump in a garbage can and get pushed down the hall way yelling YEEHAAWWW

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

I ran with a pair of scissors.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

I used to take the nasty school lunch and throw it at the bathroom wall realky hard

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

I did a lot of stupid things, but only mildly stupid.

One time in seventh grade I made this contraption that shot rulers out of my sweatshirt sleeves with some paper clips and rubber bands. During lunch I shot it and i accidentally hit a girl in the back of the head and was suspended.

Another time I made this absurdly racist comic book with lots of dicks and shit in it and accidentally left it in class I was suspended for that too.

I also threw an aluminum can aiming for the trash can and hit a custodian in the face. I didn't get in trouble for that one though.

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

My friends and I were obsessed with Tenchu, Metal Gear Solid, and Thief 2. When the bells rang we would sneak up behind people and unzip their backpacks so all their shit would fall out and we'd kick it into the crowd of other kids.

We would also find the smallest little 6th graders and straight up push them as hard as we could into other people.

We went to a huge middle school with 4,000 kids so it was especially hilarious watching little girls frantically trying to find their Lisa Frank pencils in the middle of the class change stampede.

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

I was watching anime in my art class. Fucking watched Jojos Bizzare Adventure. A guy fucking notices me and tells people. A guy wanted to see what anime im watching. he know the anime.

before. i open my ipad and a tomboy notices that the anime i was watching is lucky star. i wished she never saw cuz i dont want a tomboy girlfriend.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Lmao that ruler shooter sounds fuckin sick

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

Not watch anime and get it outta my system. I waited till late high school to get into it. Then wasted glory teenage years on it missing out on real life shit.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

I was a normalfag in middle school.
It wasn't untill highschool I became an autist.

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

I remember my autist days
Hardcore MLP fag
Pony porn and clop fic fag
Broke up with gf by telling her I was gay
Random tard screeching b/c lolxDsoRandom

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

Also bump

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

"don't fucking touch my nuggies"

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

Was a feminist.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

tried learning japanese while I was in my weab phase.

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Middle school? That was over 30 years ago ... David Lee Roth was still in Van Halen, Madonna was like a virgin, Reagan was kicking ass in the Cold War ... I don't think I was doing any genuinely retarded shit until college.

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

Got suspended for riding resource officer's segway.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

I once took a sharp-as-fuck pencil and tried to stab it in the ass of another student because I was angry. When that didn't work, I went for their arm.

I was such a fuck back then.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

Underage

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