Official ranking of RLM content:

Official ranking of RLM content:

1. Best of the Worst
2. Plinkett reviews
3. Commentary tracks
4. Half in the Bag
5. re:View
6. The Grabowskis

Where does the Dude Bros fit in?

1. Plinkett Reviews

POWER GAP

2. Best of the Worst
3. Half in the Bag
4. re:View

POWER GAP

5. Everything Else except Pre Rec

POWER GAP

6. Pre Rec

Wheel of the Worst is God tier.

While Best of the Worst is just about the same in premise, picking the films beforehand just gets to be boring, and the movies are just too long for me to care about them watching. The VHS trash on the Wheel just lends itself better to the group.
Usually now, I listen until it sounds like they're at the table, then I'm switch tabs.
Can't take it any longer except for the Holiday episodes.

Wish they would make commentary tracks for movies I actually wanna watch.
They only have Halloween.

Grabowskis is top shelf stuff.

its like reverse for me, we're like a regular mike and jay OP

their He-Man commentary is really good.

It's all good.

Much love, much respect to the PBR!

i'd watch the grabowski's if they didn't do the intro thing

CHECKED

Holy fuck, nice digits.

WASTED

What a waste of a fucking get

Kill yourself

>Latest re:View
>Jay and Josh
lmao no thanks desu senpai

WITNESSED

I tired to get this GET, but shot too early. This was me: Since we were both pro- Grabowskis, today is a good day.

How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.

Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.

A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.

Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they love, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation X, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.

Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.

FUCK EVEN THE MODS ARE RLMKEKS NOW?

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WITNESSED

Yeah, but then I'd have to watch He-Man

Mind if I screencap those digits?

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Wasted. Just like your life, user.

OH LAWD

>Kino tier
Ironic Plinkett reviews (ex. Cop Dog, Baby's Day Out)
Rich's prank calls

>Cinema tier
Genuine Plinkett Reviews (not Star Trek TNG movies)
Half in the Bag pre-Force Awakens
Wheel of the Worst
The Grabowskis

>Film tier
Half in the Bag Oscars 2016-present
The TNG Plinkett reviews
Best of the Worst
re:View

>Flick tier
Any time Josh opens his mouth
Half in the Bag TFA-Deadpool
NIEL BREEN IS SO WEIRD!!!!!! episodes
Our Friend, Max Landis


I don't even bother with their movies

wew

If you're going worst to best; you're ok user

HOT DIGGITY DAMN

shit, grabowskis intro confirmed for shit i guess.

hope you're taking notes mike, the repeating numbers have spoken.

Admirable sir

SPACE COP

How was that, anyways? Worth a buy?

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>The Grabowskis
>That low
Nice shit taste you've got there OP

HitB > BotW > commentary tracks > le edgy Plinkett

Too ironic for my taste. It has its moments though.

Imagine being Mike. Completely soulless, drenched with sorrow and smite. Always wondering when he will be rid of this terrible damp, the damp which has weighed down his heart like a waterlogged mattress.

Imagine being so jaded, so digusted with yourself, that drinking 5 beers before filming any RLM series is the only thing which will make you feel half the man you think you are.

'Hahaha, yes that is funny' Mike says, under the intoxication of alcohol. Acting as if it is his natural demeanour.

His pseudo-smiles grinding together like an un-oiled cog, counting every second it takes to get through another episode of BoTW.

taking turns in the puss...that is all Mmmmmmmm

I love this pasta because all the facts are basically true, but Rich is yet somehow still based. He's had a shitty life and comes from shitty circumstances and he's arguably the bitch of the RLM group, and yet he's still hilarious and goes through life with a decent attitude.

I like the first intro

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then my girlfriend and said "The fuck are you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I just stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "That's right Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on top of my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on top of me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", it was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel the blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jay's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

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this,

no debate necessary

spare some dubs, sir?

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Imagine being Mike.
Watching all of your film school friends fail and accept soul-crushing 9-to-5s.
Imagine finding decent success in a job where you get to be with your buddies, be your own boss, and watch movies. Developing an actual fanbase that will remember you when you're gone and leaving a small artistic impact on the world, but not reaching a celeb status that would have a negative effect on your life.

How terrible.

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>not splitting up BotW into BotW and WotW

They're different enough to deserve it.

He has a fiance that loves him.
He's internet famous.
He has a better life than you

This is pasta you dumb AIDSmobies, they arent going to fuck you for defending them.

Is he still fucking Jesse or did he drop her because she got too fat?

The quality fluctuates greatly depending on how much you are into whatever they are discussing.

Con episodes are the true rlmkino

Too bad they stopped going to cons because of creepy intrusive permavirgins (like the kind found in this thread)

WOOAAHHH

Just glad I can be part of the screen cap

RLM con episodes were funny in the same way the Conan bits where he goes out the studio. For some reason seeing Mike Rich and Jay in the outside world was just hilarious. Shme they stopped doing those.

>Jay will never host another New Year's Day 24-hour movie and video marathon

jdimsaftbh

Impressive.

Jay has never hosted a 24-hour streaming marathon.

Jay has only hosted ONE New Year's Day streaming marathon. The other ones were before Christmas.

This is of course the ranking. How could there even be any doubt. TFA Plinkett when?

I'm Gonna Make Wine Out of your Testicles is true kino

Official OFFICIAL ranking of RLM content:

1. Star Trek Plinkett
2. Star Wars Plinkett
3. Commentary tracks
4. Rest of Plinkett Reviews
5. Half in the Bag
6. Best of the worst
7. Wheel of the worst
8. Pre rec
9. Pre rec streams

WHERE DID ALL THESE CHILDREN COME FROM?

these plinketts are spectacular

I would put their one off sketches like "Fuck you its January!" in the top tier underneath Plinkett

Jessi was getting fat fast. I wonder if she lost the weight or if she went full Mike

I find a lot of the commentary tracks lose steam as they go.

The bizarre VHS shit is always the best. when they choose movies they know they'll half like it usually isn't as fun

Pretty sure it was because their showings were always empty, and it takes too much time and resources to go to them

/r/ing smug Jay with transparent Pepe overlaid on top

Hurry up and post the new WotW, fags.

Any news on the front from patreonfags?

I had it but changed HDDs, fuck

>Any news on the front from patreonfags?
New Best of the Worst tomorrow

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Pls post proof, the whole ":^) new botw just went up" meme kinda ruins that kind of statement for me

>last botw had Jack, Rich, and no Mike to keep them in place
Is it as bad as I think

Next one will have the canadians, so Mike will almost certainly be there

>Mike to keep them in place
You joking? Mike is usually the one to get things to go off the rails. Its pretty much up to Jay to keep the discussion moving forward and on track (without being obnoxious about it like beardfat)

I meant Mike torments Rich and keeps his ego from ballooning over one decent joke

How long before a non-white guest on BOTW?

But Jay has been there multiple times

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Pretty much agree with this. I think most would.

nope, need to swap botw and review. Only about half the botw eps are worth watching.

Me on the left.

Is that the expensive jewelry Jessi was caught buying with fan donations?

Disgusting plebeians
Half in the Bag is #2 after Plinkett reviews

Rich probably played games when he was in college, aids moby doesn't like games but he pretends he does to fit the hipster lie he lives in.

They made a fucking videogame show to jew their viewers.

I hate aids moby so fucking much.

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there's good times and there's bad times but mostly bad

and your post was a bad time get

how come they don't review Warcraft?

First time in history I'm a part of these godly times.

we all do

But Rich needs a fucktoy too

>Wish they would make commentary tracks for movies I actually wanna watch.

I really liked the Return of the Jedi, Batman & Robin and Jurassic Park commentaries

the day mike suicide bombs disney headquaters

Space Cop is their best commentary track, it actually makes me want to watch the movie.

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